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There's no such thing as soccer!
Nov 28 2024 11:37pm

Jacen Aratan
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I must say this to all the yankees and aussies out there: There is no such thing as soccer, there is only football. There's american football, there's australian football and then there's european football. Why do you have the need to call european football soccer? The thing America and Australia calls soccer the rest of the world calls football (not european football, just football), and do you know why? Because it's the single biggest sport on this planet. There for stop calling it soccer and start calling it football.

Thank you,
Jacen Aratan

Btw, FC Barcelona and AGF rules!

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Mar 11 2003 12:22am

Silent Whisper
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 Silent Whisper

And this is is gettings out of hand. We don't need cultural bashing here. Shake hands and be friends.
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Mar 10 2003 11:05pm

Buzz
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 Buzz

Sorry about that Jacen, I have what would be considered by most to be a very sarcastic and dry sense of humor so even when I say things I may not make it obvious that its a joke.

Sniya honestly, I don't care that we are crap at soccer compared to the rest of the world. Its really low on my list of priorities as to how good we are at soccer. I was only using women's soccer as an example. In the US it was getting a lot of publicity when they were doing well in the world cup, and the interest just seemed to completely dissipate. And we may suck at soccer but the american soccer league puts american soccer players against eachother so they all suck and are playing each other. Its not a big enough draw really. Its reasonably popular but not enough for us to conform to the rest of the world and call it the same thing as our own sport. I also didn't say we were bad at hockey. I was pointing out that we're not necessarily the best at it in all circumstances. To say we don't like a sport because we aren't the best is as laughable as saying that colleges in the US are going to dissolve their football programs to expand on soccer funding.
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Mar 10 2003 03:05pm

Sniya
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 Sniya

i know its the goverment sory i forget when tlking to americans bout polotics i must remeber goverment


ps just realised typo Sniya cant type for nuts well u know what i mean

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This comment was edited by Sniya on Mar 10 2003 03:37pm.

Mar 10 2003 02:46pm

Mistral
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 Mistral

Sniya. "Mistril you idiot cricket was around long before cricet."
Really? Thats interesting;).

Mar 10 2003 02:12pm

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

just for the record: I dont like soccer. but I do watch the NFL finals every year. Packers/Broncos was best.
just had to say that ;)
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Mar 10 2003 02:05pm

Battlin' Billy
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Sniya, America's GOVERNMENT wants to take over the world. To be honest, most people don't know that there's other countries on the other side of the oceans. Hell, they think Canada & Mexico are states! I've heard some1 say that France is the capital of England.
I'll just say this:

I love my country, not so crazy about my government!

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Mar 10 2003 12:23pm

Sniya
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 Sniya

Mistril you idiot cricket was around long before cricet so base ball is aversion of cricket but cricket is extreamly boreing.And i agree with you america wants every other country to be like it or in other words under its control.It changes the laws to choose its bidding.America wants to control the world.I know this is very harsh talk but its true.


And btw e right so the WHOLE rest of the world says footballs exciting and one country(namely america) saays its not and we are the ones that are wrong.

And btw its laughable to say americans are bad at hockey they got to the olimpic final.

ANd buzz sory to say it womens football is not as good thiers just not as much compition being good at it just dosent count
And yes you are crap at fooball

And another thing-fags is slang and those other examples are interchangable
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Mar 10 2003 09:14am

Jacen Aratan
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Go take your pills Mistral.... Denmark will rule it all! :D

This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Mar 10 2003 09:14am.

Mar 10 2003 08:50am

Mistral
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 Mistral

Also "cricket" is just a pansy version of baseball!
As Americans we have the right to rename everything as we wish.
Soon the Earth will be known as Planet America!

Mar 10 2003 08:46am

Jacen Aratan
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Buzz-> Sure, it was just the absence of a smiley (notice how important smileys are when you cannot show bodylanguage) that made me wonder if you was pissed off at me, and therefore I asked you not to call me a hypocrite. Case closed, just a misunderstanding. :)

Mar 10 2003 02:55am

Fonz
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 Fonz

You can call it whatever you want to call it but it is and always shall be...

FOOTBALL!:P:P:D
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Mar 09 2003 11:38pm

Buzz
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 Buzz

Jacen the hypocrite line was a joke, this is the crazy stuff forum after all. And I really doubt that its not because we aren't the best in the world at it. A lot of Americans like hockey and we're not always the best at that. A lot of players in the NHL are canadian or from other countries. And I really think that soccer just doesn't interest American culture overall. When the US women's team won the world cup that one year or whatever it got a lot of press. The next time they had a rematch with China I think it was there was no one interested in it. They've even tried to televise America's national Soccer league and the women's soccer league here. Not much interest in it. I've got some cousins that play soccer. We don't hate it in the US, we're just not that interested in it. It happens with our own popular sports when they try to break through in different ways. The XFL was pretty much American Football just like always but it flopped horribly. And if you think its because "well they aren't as good as the NFL" I think Tommy Maddox of the Pittsburgh Steelers will disagree with you. And granted a goal in soccer may be exciting to you and you can say touchdowns in football aren't exciting because they happen all the time. But go ask football players that have won the game off of a 70 yard pass with no time left on the clock if they think thats less exciting than a goal in soccer.

But you're pissed at why do we call soccer soccer. Well its BECAUSE WE CAN! Its our country we'll call it what we want. Only English speaking Countries call it Football anyways. It may translate into "Football" from whatever language they say it in but they still aren't saying Football. Let's just start picking on other words too. In England they call cigarrettes "fags" and elevators "lifts". Its cultural differences and dialects of the same language. American English is different from the English in the UK and the English in South Africa. Hell, in the US there are different words for the same thing depending on your area. Some places call pizza "pie" And then there's Pop. I say pop because I'm from Ohio. Other places say soda or soda pop or even tonic. That's where "gin and tonic" comes from :P

So we'll keep our soccer and you can keep your metic system ya hypocrites :P
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Mar 09 2003 04:04pm

Mistral
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 Mistral

We're American and we are great.
Everything we do is right and everyone else is wrong! Soccer is rubbish and should be banned for being boring.
Soon the world will bend to our will!
We're the best at everything and everyone else is second rate.
We're the greatest nation in the world, ever.
Heck, we rule the world!
Soon every other country will just be another American state.
Also, American english is the original and best.
Look at the "color" of my "to-may-toes" "fag"!
I'm proud to be an American!
Fly the flag.

This comment was edited by Mistral on Mar 10 2003 04:13am.

Mar 09 2003 03:22pm

Sniya
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 Sniya

eh our money is based against yours in world markets- so?
And btw it was the americans who stole our sport name not us(football was round before american football)You americans could you not even be bothered to make up your own sport name.

Anywho here is my explanation of why football is the greatest sport on earth:
half the reason is its really fun to play(but im not sporty so this doesnt count for me)
it needs little equipment(a ball and some paint on a wall, marks etc for a goal)

AND most importantly goals are extasy i learnt this in the recent world cup.-I dont give a damm about premiership football i cant care about any of the teams.But when ireland score I get high on the goal(metiphorically).Watching ireland scoring the last minute goal in germanys match still takes me on a trip to heaven(only team apart from brazil to score against the germans:) ).Equally so the agony is present when you lose but thats part of what makes it great.

one of the reasons americans dislike it is that they are not the champions at it.Its a part of american culture that americans are superhumans think of it about 80% of films from hollywood are thier to say-WERE AMERICA ARENT WE GREAT.They are always the movies heros if present.But america is getting better as the world cup showed.Note this it is the fastest growing sport among children(or was it most popular cant remember)
So in 10 or 20 years you wont be able to get away from it as it will be a very popular sport
[sory for spelling]

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Mar 09 2003 12:41pm

A'Sharad Hett
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 A'Sharad Hett

As our man DJ is known to so eloquently say, "WTF?"

You sick boobs.
This is America. We can call soccer juggling if we wish, why do you care?
We do not use the metric system.
We drive on the right side of the road.
We are proud of this.

Remember: In world markets, your currency is measured against the dollar.
:D

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Mar 09 2003 12:37pm

Lord Jaws
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 Lord Jaws

Wath it who you cal soccer!.........lol

It's voetbal
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Mar 09 2003 07:38am

Fonz
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 Fonz

IT'S FOOTBALL DAMN YOU - DAMN ALL OF YOUR BLACK HIDES

FOOTBALL

like Bubu said "please don't bomb us":D:D - brilliant Bubu - lmao:D
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Mar 09 2003 07:32am

Jacen Aratan
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Football (the American and Australian versions) is not called soccer, just fx American football, but in America and Australia European football is called soccer.

Buzz-> Please, do not call me an hypocrite.

Mar 09 2003 06:13am

Lord Jaws
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 Lord Jaws

I'm confused here....
If the rest of the world calls socces Football and Football soccer, then who is wrong here???
I think...
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Mar 09 2003 03:26am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Aren't we getting a little off-topic here?
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Mar 08 2003 06:19pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

lol...When I was in grade school there was a big puch to start using the metric system. It never caught on(obviously). Americans are too lazy to learn something new, even if it is easier. If it makes you feel any better, I had a metric system lunchbox and thermos. I still get made fun of by some of my old school friends. They all had Kiss lunchboxes, Star Wars, The Hulk, Batman, etc.
Now that I think of it, I may still have that lunch box somewhere...

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Mar 08 2003 11:48am

Bubu
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 Bubu

people... make *SMART* comments... i beg of you.

now, my comment is this:

all americans suck. period.
*runs away*

j/k :D i love you guys, please don't bomb me.
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Mar 08 2003 10:49am

SirBizNatch
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 SirBizNatch

who needs the stupid metric system that is much easier to understand than our complicated little system?:D
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Mar 08 2003 10:44am

Buzz
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 Buzz

Well you know what, people that use the metric system are hypocrites because they use the 24 hour system. Do you realize that there is a metric clock system based off of 20 hours split into 10 hour cycles just like our 12 hour cycles? the system has 100 seconds in 1 minute 100 minutes in 1 hour. Why aren't you using that huh? You hypocrite
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Mar 08 2003 10:41am

Jacen Aratan
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You have not seen the light, and I will make you see the light even if I have to kill you to do that. ;) You don't even use the metric system?? You don't even use the 24-hour system?? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! *Runs away*

Mar 08 2003 10:37am

Buzz
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 Buzz

Well welcome to America, now take your soccer balls and go home :P We call American Football just Football here. And we're not going to teach people to call Soccer European Football or just Football. We couldn't even teach people to use the metric system and that's based on 10's. Besides soccer seems so boring to me. I understand that its fun to play and a lot of youth organizations have it and schools have it in their athletic programs and it may be the number 1 country in the rest of the world. But here Football Basketball Baseball and even golf are more popular than soccer is. So that's why its SOCCER
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