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Bismarck Vladimir Smirnoff "Bismarck" Kartoffelgruben
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Location:  Australia
Occupation:  Cool guy
AIM Screenname:  McZoanth
MSN Address:  leify@leetoburrito.com
Padawan of:  Rinzler
Last Comment:  User: Eica
Comments Made:  108

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Aug 24 2006 11:27am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me
I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my
daughters, and all the people in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?

Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh

It was all a dream
I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
With the hat to match
Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that hip hop would take it this far, Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner
Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri
Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
Call the crib, same number same hood
It's all good

You know very well who you are
Don't let em hold you down, reach for the stars
You had a goal, but not that many
'cause you're the only one I'll give you good and plenty

I made the change from a common thief
To up close and personal with Robin Leach
And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day
Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way
The Moet and Alize keep me pissy
Girls used to diss me
Now they write letters 'cause they miss me
I never thought it could happen, this rappin' stuff
I was too used to packin' gats and stuff
Now honies play me close like butter played toast
From the Mississippi down to the east coast
Condos in Queens, indo for weeks
Sold out seats to hear Biggie Smalls speak
Livin' life without fear
Puttin' 5 karats in my baby girl's ears
Lunches, brunches, interviews by the pool
Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of high school
Stereotypes of a black male misunderstood
And it's still all good

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G's flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
And my whole crew is loungin'
Celebratin' every day, no more public housin'
Thinkin' back on my one-room shack
Now my mom pimps a Ac' with minks on her back
And she loves to show me off, of course
Smiles every time my face is up in The Source
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us
No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us
Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Uh, damn right I like the life I live
'Cause I went from negative to positive
And it's all... It's all good
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I fite for teh usars!1

Aug 21 2006 05:35am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
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I fite for teh usars!1

Aug 14 2006 02:34pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

In this thread..

cookie

Jul 18 2006 08:57am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

Can.. (anybody find me somebody to love?)
(ooh...)

Each morning I get up, I die a little
Can't barely stand on my feet
| Take a look in the mirror and cry
|(Take a look at yourself, in the mirror, and cry! Yeah, yeah)
Lord what you're doing to me
|I have spent all my years in believing you
|(ooh, ooh believing you)
_
|But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
|(I just can't get no relief, Lord!)


Somebody, (somebody), oh somebody (somebody)
| Can anybody find me somebody to love?
|(anybody find me) Yeah..

I work (he works hard) every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end (At the end of the day)
I take home
|(goes home, goes home on his own)
| my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray (praise the Lord!)
|Till the tears run down from my eyes, Lord!
|(ooh, ooh, ooh Lord!)

Somebody (somebody), ooh somebody! (please)
|Can anybody find me - somebody to love?
|(Can anybody find me)

(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday)
|And I try and I try and I try
|(I try and I try and I try)
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
I got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
|(He's got nobody left to believe)
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

(Ooh Lord)
Oh Somebody, ooh (somebody)
|Anybody find me
|(anybody find me)
Somebody to love?
(Can, anybody, find me, someone to love?)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (you just keep losing, and losing)
I'm ok, I'm alright (he's alright, he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah, yeah)
I just gotta get out of this
|Prison cell
|(ooh, ooh, Prison cell)
_
|Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!
|(Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord! )

Find me somebody to love (x11)
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?
Find me somebody to love (x8)
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Jul 16 2006 07:59pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

:o

! :)

This comment was edited by Wicek on Jul 16 2006 07:59pm.

Jul 14 2006 01:51am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Here we stand
Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground
I'm reaching for you, you, you


Feelin' that it's gone
Can change your mind
If we can't go on
To survive the tide love divides


Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways


Troubled times
Caught between confusions and pain, pain, pain
Distant eyes
Promises we made were in vain, vain, vain


If you must go, I wish you love
You'll never walk alone
Take care my love
Miss you love

I still love you girl
I really love you girl
And if he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
No, No
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jul 04 2006 01:55am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

Don't Stop Believin'
- Journey

Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

{Refrain}
Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

{Refrain}

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight people

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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Jun 08 2006 08:12am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

Chorus:
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Say you dont know me or recognize my face
Say you dont care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Chorus:
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares theyre always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible write us off the page

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Its just another sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars
Dont tell us you need us, cos were the ship of fools
Looking for america, coming through your schools

(Im looking out over that golden gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny saturday, not seein that bumper to bumper traffic)

Dont you remember (member)(member)

(whats your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

(we built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Jun 04 2006 01:41am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

The brown and orange sky holds its breath
as the sun retreats to the distant horizon,
and our hearts palpitate anxiously as we soon will lay supine, and wait for sleep to overcome us
And from somewhere in our black,
subconscious minds when we're asleep,
comes a haunting swelling mass of voices,
resonating, its screams of forgotten victims and the cries of innocence, and the desperate plea for recognition and recompense tiny voices, echoes of our heritage, our long and sallow faces turn the other way,tiny voices, harbored deep within as we outwardly deny that they have something to say, and if we don't confront them they will never go away.
The billions of tiny pinhole embers fade into a morning sky filled with poignant morose wonder,
waking a bear a cosmetic peace that verifies the turmoil which we carry deep inside:eek:
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

May 29 2006 06:34pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

hello young mr. aiello.
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I fite for teh usars!1

Feb 19 2006 04:34pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

She's driving away with the dim lights on
She's making a play and she can't go wrong
She never waits too long
She's winding them down on her clock machine
And she won't give up 'cause she's seventeen
She's a frozen fire
She's my one desire

And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her crown
When she says, let's go
I like the nightlife baby
She says, let's go

She's laughing inside 'cause they can't refuse
She's so beautiful now, she doesn't wear her shoes
She doesn't like to choose
She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth
And when I ask her before, she said she's holding out
She's a frozen fire
She's my one desire

And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her crown
When she says, let's go
I like the nightlife baby
She says, let's go
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I fite for teh usars!1

Feb 07 2006 01:11pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
there will be an answer. let it be.

Let it be, let it be, .....

And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me,
shine until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music, mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

Let it be, let it be.

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I fite for teh usars!1

Feb 07 2006 07:33am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
Junebug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all

And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know
Just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below

Double cross the vacant and the bored
They're not sure just what we have in the store
Morphine city slippin' dues down to see

That we don't even care as restless as we are
We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts
And poured cement, lamented and assured
To the lights and towns below
Faster than the speed of sound
Faster than we thought we'd go
Beneath the sound of hope

Justine never knew the rules,
Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls
No apologies ever need be made
I know you better than you fake it to see

That we don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
The street heats the urgency of now
As you see there's no one around
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jan 01 2006 05:50am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

unF!@
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I fite for teh usars!1

Dec 31 2005 10:01am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

There once was a song called "Arrest The President."
Contemporary music, a hit with the kids, it was a top ten.
I wasn't pop then, so I missed the bus a bit,
But politics was on everybody's hot this summer list.
The cool kids were all rocking votes,
I shit you not, I was pistol whippin' cops for hip hop.
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I fite for teh usars!1

Dec 30 2005 01:01am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Don’t these dead streets back you into bad corners?
Curbs crumble once you park your arse on em.
Parking meters overdue. Violation goes unnoticed.
Out of all of those who tried to travel off road... you've come the closest.
So I grant you this toast:
To all of those who showed promise and never made one that broke.
I salute you. I never meant to lose you,
But I know this road don’t go where it used to.
I've got a map that looks a lot like your veiny arms.
It aint to scale, but it details the name of this song.And this one is called "Cancelled Flight Blues"
A Manipulative twist I think that Manson might've used.
But poor musicians come a dime a dozen.
And you’re the egg man, a flash in the pan, and your yolk is running.
Who broke that hard outer covering?
Some chick in your mix you couldn’t level with, headless horsemen?
Come the suffering... go the direction...
following air currents, but it was my drift you were supposed to be catching.
Fish nets collect dust in stagnant water.
I haven’t heard back from you since the gag order.
Pussycat got your tongue?
You’re a lint ball who moves on the whim of the wind.
Confused flexible movement for freedom.
If the walls you keep bouncing off of are closing in,
theres only so much time before your rhythm gets broken
I could hear it speeding up before we lost signal.
It caused a ripple effect. Rings on the radar would intersect.
Now your fingers are off limits;
I can’t hold your hand longer than your attention span.
The two way street we are supposed to meet on is just
a one-way dead end. You're some of my best friends
Press send. Where are the donuts you’ve been lost inside?
Tow trucks you’ve been forced to ride? Hold ups at the border line?
Customs will confiscate costumes.
Eat my dust and get exhausted, force fed by car fumes.
I can't afford a duty tax so expensive.
Come off your head trip and visit where your old friends live.
Your sensitive...like the time...critical.
You swore to God on a lie and didn’t die...you're invincible.
Kiss the pavement...make love while cars spin.
Be careful when the unsafe sex parade comes a marchin'.
They've got full body condoms to carry you off in.
I wish I told you that while we were still talking.
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I fite for teh usars!1

Nov 30 2005 03:10am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon
Now everybody's like pick a card, any card
If I shot my full load with the first hand I played
I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines
I be swimmin' with the sharks, mouths full of razor blades
But I'm not, I got out of that game

Escape Artist

I talk 'til I'm red in my face with strain polyps
I'll rock 'til I'm out of my range then raise octaves
I play through the pain and remain conscience
Refraining from commenting on the lame compliments
And the petty criticisms from those who ain't accomplished
Even one fifths of some of this shit I made progress with
I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests
After years of pullin' rabit ears out my pants pockets
I'm not revealin' any tricks of the trade
It's just there ain't no magic in the breakdown baby
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I fite for teh usars!1

Oct 13 2005 05:27am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

What did I miss?
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

Sep 16 2005 03:18am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

hey vanity, this vile's empty, so are you
hey glamorous, this vile's not god anymore....yeah...

speak, i don't get it
should i ignore the fasion
or go by the book
i dont want it,
i just want your eyes fixated on me
coming back aaah
coming back around the fur
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I fite for teh usars!1

Aug 28 2005 10:20pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

I sort of miss you, Bismarck. Your lobster shenanigans were pretty entertaining.

Good luck with whatever you might do in life! :alliance:
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Aug 26 2005 08:32am

Echuu
 - Student
 Echuu

Don't look at me ,I didn't post anything mocking after he was banned

-Echuu-
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KV Mechelen

Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment


Aug 25 2005 10:25pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

Well I never laughed at him or anything, I just simply expressed happiness :)

May the force be with you:alliance:
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Aug 25 2005 08:28pm

Eica
 - Student
 Eica

Ok, This isn't a negative post.

I saw you, like others, on IRC these past couple of days, and found you to be a nicer person than I expected. You didn't cause any trouble during the time you were chatting there, and I actually came to think of you as an alright person.

I think we should all be sorry for posting comments on this guy's profile laughing about his ban and/or poking fun at him wether you liked him or not.

May the force be with you:alliance:
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Former padawan of RoseRed

This comment was edited by Eica on Aug 25 2005 08:34pm.

Aug 25 2005 06:48pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

No more negative posts on this profile please.

If you want to say anything about/to him, then please go say it to his face.

- Virtue. :alliance:
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Academy Architect

Aug 25 2005 03:03am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

You're graceful, your grace falls,
down around me in my eyes.
You're lovely, your love leaves,
So easily in my eyes.

Another day left waiting,
alone in my room with no calls from you.
So I call you up, but you let me down,
falling down around everyone except yourself.

I thought that this would never end,
things were so clear but they fell through.
High hopes of problems never failed,
thinking of the best.

Another day left crying,
with you in my room with nothing left to do.
You say that it's not right, you said its over now.
Stand still annoyed with no one around.

I thought that this would never end,
things were so clear but they fell through.
High hopes of problems never failed,
thinking of the best.
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I fite for teh usars!1

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