| J00 sUck! -Sared - Jun 25 07:10am | |
|
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas "His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open." -Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable) "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul Keating "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -Jack E. Leonard "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -Robert Redford "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -Thomas Brackett Reed "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." -James Reston (about Richard Nixon) "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -Charles, Count Talleyrand "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -Mark Twain "A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity." -Mark Twain "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -Mae West "She is a peacock in everything but beauty." -Oscar Wilde "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -Oscar Wilde "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -Billy Wilder "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than llumination." -Andrew Lang (1844-1912) There, your turn now. Good ones get posted here.  |
| Login and add your comment! |
| Comments |
|
Anakin Skywalker - Student 
|
Quote: Neat post. Btw for practicing your insulting skill there is an easteregg in msn plus. Just type /insult and play the game. Try it! _______________  {MOTS}Masters Of The Sith
|
|
Fate - Student 
|
If I ever run a major coperation, Vader is definatly the PR guy for me _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
|
Cyb - Student 
|
Neat post. Btw for practicing your insulting skill there is an easteregg in msn plus. Just type /insult and play the game. Try it! _______________ ~~ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none! ~~ This comment was edited by Cyb on Jul 05 2004 12:27pm. |
|
JavaGuy - Student 
|
"He is as clumsy as he is stupid." -- Darth Vader, who was not known for his people skills. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
|
DJK - Student 
|
Hhahahah! |
|
Darth Bamse - Student 
|
I remember a lot of those from a book I read, "The bumper book of insults", perhaps we share an interest in taunting? _______________ Why use only one saber, when you can use two, and double the mayhem? |
|
DJK - Student
|
yea yea i know this has nothing realy to do with it, but i think this one is woth learning  "Never interupt your enemy when he's making a mistake" So true |
|
Badger Hat - Student 
|
LoL, good compilation of good insults. Best of all, you don't always have to use offensive language  _______________ RL bro to HawkJedi Chuck Norris pwns!(duh) Proud member of Yeah, it's a hat. |
|
Garos - Student 
|
lol! Love it But the best form of insults are eaily the well timed snappy comebacks  |
|
D@RtHM@UL - Student 
|
Hehe, nice article Sared |
|
Jacen Aratan - Student |
Taunts are better when served spontaneous, or about someone specific. |
| Login and add your comment! |