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Sep 01 2004 10:19am

CuZzA
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CuZzA
Right, ok, so i was bored...and still am, anyway. What your gonna do is tell me, and everybody else, what plot you would like to take out. We'll have a vote and the winning plot will be taken out by the JA :D. There are no rules, that means you can have assasinations, try to make new laws...destroy some laws...etc etc :D

Lets get going! :)

Plot #1 - The Assasination of Bill Gates
Plot #2 - Legalize The Assasination of Bill Gates :P
Plot #3 - Get George Lucas to give episode three a proper name.
Plot #4 - Convince everybody in the world NOT to buy Windows
Plot #5 - Point a gun at George Lucas's throat until he agrees to have LucasArts start working on JK4
Plot #6 - Take a knife like Crocodile Dundee and kill Bail some sharks
Plot #7 - Steal an F-15 Eagle and PooooN Bush
Plot #8 - Kill Gates with a bunch of skaters and blame Canada
Plot #9 - Having confiscated canadas military weapons, use them to invade denmark
Plot #10 - Once Killed Bill Gates, steal all his money
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This post was edited by CuZzA on Sep 05 2004 10:06am.

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Sep 04 2004 02:21pm

Darkwood
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 Darkwood

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Plot #9.

Having confiscated canadas military weapons, use them to invade denmark. :P


Fact: While Denmark's army is no good in war, it IS the single largest traffic directing force in the world. We will direct all tanks/armies to Norway, their wannabe Danish language will convince all foreigners they are Danes, anyway.


like we're afraid of journalists with water pistols :D
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Sep 04 2004 01:44pm

Jacen Aratan
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Plot #9.

Having confiscated canadas military weapons, use them to invade denmark. :P


Fact: While Denmark's army is no good in war, it IS the single largest traffic directing force in the world. We will direct all tanks/armies to Norway, their wannabe Danish language will convince all foreigners they are Danes, anyway.

Sep 03 2004 09:20pm

Scythus Aratan
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 Scythus Aratan

Im sure the water pistols will do fine... It's only denmark here, not the USA :P.
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Sep 03 2004 07:37pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

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Plot #9.

Having confiscated canadas military weapons, use them to invade denmark. :P

I should probably clear up one point here, since I live in Canada: we don't have a military. Or any weapons. All we have is a few journalists carrying water pistols.
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Sep 03 2004 07:33pm

Raider
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 Raider

Plot #XXXXXX Legalize the kill of Bill Gates, steal an F-15 Eagle, kill him and steal his money :D
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This comment was edited by Raider on Sep 03 2004 07:34pm.

Sep 03 2004 02:35pm

IronEagle
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 IronEagle

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i'm With Iron Eagle


Heheh, Any1 else?! :P

I'll do It! :D
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Sep 03 2004 09:39am

Scythus Aratan
 - Student
 Scythus Aratan

Plot #9.

Having confiscated canadas military weapons, use them to invade denmark. :P
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<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart


Sep 03 2004 08:52am

Selph Senatu
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 Selph Senatu

Plot #9:

Kill Gates with a bunch of skates and blame Canada :o

Sep 03 2004 12:57am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

i'm With Iron Eagle

Sep 02 2004 10:18pm

IronEagle
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 IronEagle

Plot #20:

Steal an F-15 Eagle and PooooN Bush! :D
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Sep 01 2004 07:37pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

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Plot #3 - Get George Lucas to give episode three a proper name. And don't let him release the movie unless it's perfect.

the problem is the movies probably ARE perfect in his own mind :P

Plot #6: Take a knife like Crocodile Dundee and kill me some sharks :P
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This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Sep 01 2004 07:38pm.

Sep 01 2004 06:20pm

Antares
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 Antares

Plot nº5 - Point a gun at George Lucas's throat until he agrees to have LucasArts start working on a JK4 :D
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Sep 01 2004 05:46pm

ozzcoz
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 ozzcoz

Plot #3 - Get George Lucas to give episode three a proper name. And don't let him release the movie unless it's perfect.
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A wizard did it.

Sep 01 2004 02:48pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

masta, i couldn't understand what you said, sry
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Sep 01 2004 02:44pm

D@mned ++
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 D@mned ++

#4 Convince everyone in the world NOT to buy Windows, that'll teach him :)
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Sep 01 2004 11:45am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

Plot #2 - Legalize it! :D
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