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Nov 14 2025 08:29am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
TiTo (inactive)
This is where u can make up Star Wars songs about yourself... They don't have to be that long, maybe just a couple of lines... EVERYBODY, I challenge u to make THE best Star Wars rap about yourself, EVER... Winner gets a million bucks... I'll have a go first:

"Yeah, Darth TiTo/ will fry u like Greedo/ eating a burrito/ smoking on speed-o...



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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!

This post was edited by TiTo (inactive) on Feb 26 2003 09:29am.

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Mar 14 2003 10:19pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Bump :P
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slorp

Mar 10 2003 07:42am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

well, swell.... ;)

I'm gonna change the words a little and then I'll really post a snip here to see wheter u liek the music to it. kinda heavy funk-rock style....
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 09 2003 09:24am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

My song r0x0red :P :D
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slorp

Mar 08 2003 08:58am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

well, since this is a song contest and not a toast contest, u guys should be posting mp3s of u singing for real ;)

Im gonna record my song next week hopefully ;)
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 08 2003 07:27am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

be afraid... be very afraid... of lian!

seriously girl you scare me! :o
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make install -not war

Mar 07 2003 08:47pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

I'm Lian right
I'm very tight
I have to fight
Outta my damn way

Lol j/k

HERE IT IS:

I'm Lian right
'Cause death and decay
It's the weekend
Got time to play
There's this lamer, he is so gay
He attacked me, unprovoked too
Man WTF I gotta get booze
I don't drink
So what to do?
I got something... up in my shoe ;)

I pass by
There's Ash right now
He's gotta
Go catch em all
He don't like that
That's his fall
To have a name
...That's from... an anime.

So I hop on
My speeder
I see Ash
He's a Pokemon breeder
Oh well that's
His fall
He's gotta
Go catch em all
Why am I
Saying this?
Man I
gotta piss
I'm female
PMS
Be afraid
Be very afraid
Death and decay
Everyday
So I'm dueling
With Aeth S'kray
He DFA's me
What the hey?
I punch him
He's on the ground
I get banned
WTF I need a fan o_O
So I go to
massadoobie
He tells me
You're a booooby
I slap him
He's on the ground
I get banned
I need a fan o_O
So DJ
He comes to me
And chosen
He punches me
I slap him
He slaps me
I kick him
In the hiney
So DJ
Tugs my hair
I kill him
Well that's the way
To be a lamer
On-the-pub-servers-everyday
So I go to
A pub server
I defend the flag
'Cause I play CTF all the time and this song rox
I grab their flag
The fun's begun
Let's have some fun
In Nar Shadda
Who farted-aha?
I ran past em
I run to base
And they say
Ahh shet :P
I'm close to the flag
Game's over
Time to cap
After runnin a lap
Cap the flag
WTF there's lag!!

Connection Interrupted.
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slorp

Mar 07 2003 04:01pm

Charon
 - Ex-Student
 Charon

Jedi Guardian,
Man o' war and lover of peace.
Illumination,
Son of the light who starves at the feast.

Calm and enlightened, but ready to fight.
Pray for your soul while my saber ignights.
With the force as my ally I battle for right.
Struck by my presence my foes will take flight.

Obtenebration
Robed like the night with stealth in my pace.
Self Expression,
Arts of the body and painted in face.

(Insert Joy Division/Nightwish inspired guitar solo-outro here.)

--Charon
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spirit's searing pain
battlefield of broken glass
fallen speak to me --Charon


Mar 06 2003 04:22am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

u talk about the others to forget yourself
just broken sabers all around yourself
while you boast around to be superior in all ways
dark side sneaks up brings death, decay
livin' in a very nice star wars community
that stuffs the ears with leet propaganda
while masters and JAKs leave their paddies alone
splt up without feeling something called..uh. wtf ? ;)

what are we doing we just gambelize
we uncover, discover then saberize
it's like the force that we using without the mind
we gotta check it out or throw it all behind
duels are passing by too fast
there's no time left for tripmines - blast
and If I gonna tell you what will last, it's your soul, how often should I come and tell ya ?

don't be a victim of fear and anger
stay put everyday with a watchful eye
all those sessions that u go on the servers, nice
are set of different tests, dissapointing lessone
coz we produce, we direct the film of this life
and we play a main role, if we like it or not
and it's reality that one day we will pass away, for that we should try not to cause a tragedy.

words (C) fiZZ & McFly 2002/2003 ;)

heck I could even record/produce this one.... maybe if/when I have few hours left....
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 05 2003 08:29pm

Plo Koon
 - Student
 Plo Koon

yo-yo im Plo,the one on the jedi council with no Fro,i walk talk and eat like yo,but i gotta go
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Free Tibet!
Click this link,and learn
Here too


Feb 26 2003 03:29pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Ah-ah-ah... U HAVE to write text, else... U LOOSE...

"I'll make it simple for ya/ so when lie at home with your d**k in your hand/ u'll have a pimpin' dorm, yeah/ with no girls, just a man!"
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Feb 26 2003 03:11pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

(meow mix theme, rap version) I rule
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Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

Feb 26 2003 03:06pm

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

JO I'm Kueller/I selled dope to my aunty Luke/Be sure not to tell his sister/Or else she gets mad/ and wacks a saber in my *ss:cool:
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Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda!
-Taught Gradius all his laming skills :P


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