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Italian Ice - Student  |
Hey post any good paintball stories here! _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Italian Ice - Student 
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Me and my friend were at a local fieald as walk ons. Well we had been playing a few games and it was about 10 mins till we were supposed to go back to the stageing area. The ref decided we had time for one quick 5 mins game. Well for some reason i decided to camp back at base. (FYI the fieald was about 75 yards long and 50 wide, rectangle) about 2 mins into the game the ref yells, "3 mins left, take some risks or something!" I being a compleat tard just stood up and yelled "EVERYBODY TO THE RIGHT!" and took off runnin up the right side of the fieald. as i'm runnin to the first bunker i hear my friend say "you got about 10 ppl behind you!" I look back and 10 of my team mates are haulin behind me. I looked back forward and just started bunkering people. I got about 6 stabbins (bunkers) runnin full speed upt the side. then i could see the base and they had about 5 guys in there unloadin on ppl. I took shelter and looked across the fieald to see 4 of my guys in a line approching the base. I jumped up and ran at a full sprint at the base from the other side spraying mad paint. me and the other guys ran around the back of the base and lit all of them up. it was Friggin Shweet. _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Orion - Retired 
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ahh i've got a few  So, this was a summer game, we usually play in the fall. We were at my friends field, they hadn't cut the grass so it was like vietnam style everyone walkin through the tall grass. If i remeber right it was like 4 on 4. one of my friends brought his girlfriend along and she was on my team and him on the other. SO after about 30minutes of not finding anyone, my team gets to gether and we decide to walk over to the other side of the field. we were creeping along, heard some rustling a head of us. so we drop to the ground. i was in the middle and my friends GF was up front. we knew we were trapped so i had a plan for us to just stand up make a crap load of noise shoot where we thought one guys was to scare them, and run forward. so as we stand up and go my friend on the other team stands up shoots his girlfriend in the face so we all scramble i see another one behind us so i run out on to a path, trip, fall, get shot in the ass about 6 times and drop all my paintballs. i was in pain  but lmao at his girlfriend as he shot her in the face from about 10 feet away, great moment.Another time, i was with my friend and we played with some of his buddies from his work. it was a good field lot of things to hide behind. So there we were in the field, runnin around. I was pushin up with a few other guys, i see about 2 guys a head of me so i duck down into a bunker and then peek out and see about 2-3 more, so 5 in total.. Next thing i know i hear them unloading on me. The worst part..about 3 of them had fully autoguns, and 1 had a angel. So i was screwed, i ended up getting hit many times, quite painfull. had a huge welt on my ankle, were a ball didnt break.... _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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me and some buddies were playin speedball at some outdoor place and everyone was out but me and a friend from my team and 1 on the other team...so the opponent was shootin at my friend and didnt see where i was, there was mound of dirt next to where he was so i figured i rush him, climb up the lil mound then jump over and shoot him...well when i stepped on the mount my foot sunk in and barely got over the mount..so while i was fallin i managed to shoot him once in the neck and twice in the chest...then as i braced myself for the fall i look over and see theres a huge i wanna call it a puddle but it was more like a pond...so i go underwater in the half dirty have water and come up wit my arms in the air as twenty scottish rugby players who were watching cheer and yell...needless to say i was covered in mud..some1 took a picture and im still tryin 2 get it from him..if i find it ill post it 4 yall _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Rosie - Student 
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Well, me and my friends were divided in to teams and had just decided to try the forest (full of pine trees), it was very hard to see...but nayways I crawled ahead and stood put. When all of a sudden someone hits me on the inne-thigh OWIES!!!!. I put my hand up and yell I'm hit...but then I come to think of something....the blow came from behind....and the only ones behind me where my teamates so I yell: -Who's there? and I hear -....me.... and it's one of my teammates that thought that I was an enemy. Man I really wanted to kick his butt then Another time, was when one of the guys was just shooting around himself. Hhe didn't have any bullets left, he thought but apparently there were some that had stuck and were still there...he aimed at his friends and just shot a few and hit him in the chest...poor guy  . A tip! wear gloves or something cuz it really really really hurts a lot when you get hit on the fingers... |
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Italian Ice - Student
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One time me and my friend were screwin around with my gun down in the woods. We had been playing manhunt. guess the rules. lol. Anyway, his sister was down there later, now she is the ultimate "would be hot but is a tom boy, dosent wear makeup, and drives everyone away" type person. so needless to say she eventually got annoying. well when we were leavein she was like, "wait up guys, i dont have any shoes on" I said, "aww come on!" and i pointed my gun at the ground a few feet away from me. (It was night and i was under a bridge so i couldnt see where i was ameing). I shot and then I HEARD the paintball roll on the ground and hit her. Best part was that it hit her toe in sucha way that she got paint slung from head to... toe! _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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I was paintballing with my mates and we played capture the flag, 8 vs 8. Anyway, I was laying somewhere when I saw someone peeking up to check if it was clear. So I took my aim and (dont ask me how I did it) I managed to shoot him straight in the face.... I gave him a nose bleed because the shot slammed his mask into his nose lol  _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Garos - Student 
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lmfao! Especially the wedding one |
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Fire - Student 
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At one point in time, over at the small field that we play on, i got shot at least 15 times by an automatic straight on the chest. it was so sweet yet uber painful, i kind of looked like a buddhist guy with 6 dots on his head, except 15 on my chest. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Me and my friend were playing paintball in the woods, and he snuck up behind me and shot me in the neck from about 2 feet away. I had this huge welt on my neck, and I told everyone at school it was a hickey. Also, we we're playing at this indoor field, and some dude was having his bachelor party there. The game started, and then everyone on both teams just starting shooting the guy with paintballs, and his wedding was the next day which he had to go to COVERED with bruises from head to toe _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 19 2004 07:44am. |
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