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skankerkid - Student  |
get all you of your cutsie cheap and cheesy lines here. if you use them once and a while it works wonders! heres mine: (scenario: you at the movies and the its come to an appropriate part in the movie for the tang) Say did you know that it is the same distance from here to here (put finger on shoulder then to top of the head) as it is from here to here (take finger from top of head and place around the shoulder that is farthest away from you) w00t _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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Guys, I know this is a fun thread here, but please keep it clean. I wouldn't want to have to edit and/or delete peoples posts. Although you are censoring your own cursing, it's still cursing. And the crudeness of some of these lines is getting a little out of hand. Keep it light-hearted and funny, not crude and inapropriate. - Virtue. _______________ Academy Architect |
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n00b - Student 
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Not really a pick up line, but its a great way to get some conversation started if you are in a group. Find a table with several women sitting alone together, walk up to the cutest one and say: Hi, I'm <insert name here> (smile nicely and look her straight in the eyes.) Would you and your friends like to come over to our table and talk? This has a high chance of working and isn't tough or embarrassing at all. All the times I did it or a friend did it, we had a great time laughing and socializing with them. My friend met his wife out of one of those times. _______________ Gone but hopefully not forgotten... This comment was edited by n00b on Oct 05 2004 06:43am. |
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Duffman - Student 
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"Gimme some sugar baby......." _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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Cuban - Student |
These dont cross the line i hope they dont Are you a virgin? Prove it! Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you? |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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lets play army, ill lay down and you can blow me away.... lets do some math homework, add the bed, subtract the clothes, ill divide the legs and we'll multiply _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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"Have I seen you from somewhere?" to which she responds with "Thats why I don't go there anymore" _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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skankerkid - Student 
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"hey, are those new panties?" _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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Stimpski - Student 
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"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?" _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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"You remind me of my mother" _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" _______________ slorp |
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DJK - Student 
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"Are you realy a woman?"  |
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Seth C. Belouve - Student 
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"Baby is that a keg in your pocket because DAMN would I like to tap that a$$" ohh I'm in trouble for that one. _______________ Look unto me for I possess the blue flag!! It is more beautiful then I ever imagined! You will now worship me as if I were a god! *smack, dies* I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared dream!! Red Guy from Red Vs. Blue Series |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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*Grab persons hand and rub fingers with youre* "Wow, you have clean fingernails" _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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