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Sared - Retired  |
Here is the All Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten yourself into. Where there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and just go with it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be if you just let your instincts guide you! Dear a) Mom, b) Dad, c) love of my life, d) Assistant Principal, e) Local Police Chief, Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your a) car b) house c) pet d) espresso maker e) left arm was severely damaged by my a) infantile b) puerile c) inept d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic e) woefully under appreciated prank. How could I have known that the a) car b) jet ski c) large helium balloon d) rodent driven sledge e) Zamboni I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your a) house, b) wife, c) Cub Scout troop, d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with light bulb in the torch, e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to a) imagine, b) fathom, c) comprehend, d) appreciate, e) pay for, and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to a) hate me, b) sue me, c) spank me, d) take my firstborn, e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond, but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at a) school b) work c) church d) the bowling alley e) the municipal jail and to remember that I am first and foremost your a) friend b) child c) sibling d) lease co-signer e) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant. I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that a) was so stupid. b) was so silly. c) would have been funny if it worked. d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first. e) I'm going to use again on someone else. Sincerely, Enter name here (or alias): ________________________ _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Duffman - Student 
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and here i thought i was the only one to have one of these..........but does anyone else actualy use one? _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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StarFox - Student 
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lol _______________ (real bro to Axion and Deathscythe) |
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Senor Hat - Student 
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hehehehehhe _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. |
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3th - Retired 
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LOL! _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Garos - Student 
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Hahahahaha That's great |
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Ashyr - Student 
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lol _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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OMG BAIL!! THAT WAS YOU?! *rages and chases Bail with a flaming chainsaw of doom* _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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OMFG I just run like hell when I blow someone's house up... Like last week  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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