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CuZzA - Student  |
Tell us any mean/horrible things which have just made you LYAO   _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Quote: Oh another funny thing is teaching little kids rude words but not telling them the real meaning. They are guaranteed to hurry off to one of thier parents and spew out all the rude stuff i told them God it cracks me up! pure exellence _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jarhok Belouve - Student 
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Oh another funny thing is teaching little kids rude words but not telling them the real meaning. They are guaranteed to hurry off to one of thier parents and spew out all the rude stuff i told them God it cracks me up! _______________ -JARHOK BELOUVE- Unofficial Paddy to the great Squibit Belouve and Solitudes snog machine! |||||||||||||||||||||||PRONOUNCED JARHOK TEH S3X3H by Alexander D'kana||||||||||||||||||||||||| Loves Liso'sia! Uber new Belouve boy! My special people: Squibit Belouve,Roan Belouve,Bail Hope Belouve and of course the lovely Liso'sia! |
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Rosie - Student 
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When ppl fall on ice-spots  Love when that happen, and I just can't help myself. Just gotta LMAO! |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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yea when peoiple get kicke din t3h nuts. LOL my friend .[name will be guy] guy was kicked rick in the soccerballsack 3 times, in 10 minutes, i couldnt stop laughing, guy went to t3h nurse. LMFAO!!! owned |
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Fire - Student 
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when someone falls in a strange way or says something incredibly random or completely, idioticly stupid. edit: also, when someone gets kicked really hard in the private ryans. i know it's really mean, i dunno why it's funny double edit: there was this one time, a kid and this other kid were doing a spitting contest, and that then things began to get serious and soon they were spitting at each other. eventually, this girl popped up behind one of them, and when the other one spit, the one in front if the girl had ducked, and it hurt her square in the eye and she started crying. i got in trouble for laughing so hard  This comment was edited by Fire on Oct 07 2004 01:42am. |
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Ashyr - Student 
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lol _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Raider - Student 
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ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!! _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Duffman - Student 
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driving in my car past a golf course and yelling "FOUR!!!!!!!!" as i drive past and seeing everyone duck and look for the ball to be flying past their heads. _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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i was with a mate one day at school and we stopped at a bus stop to talk and i saw these girls and foolishly i tried to impress them and stuff and at one point i saw them looking back and i thought "Right here we go" and as i leaned over to see them proper i got whacked on the back of the head by the wing mirror of the bus :S I was completely embarassed but heh .. its kinda funny when i think about it now _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Oct 05 2004 11:33pm. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Years ago I had a somewhat creepy neighbor, a fairly old guy who lived with his somewhat unstable mother who called the police an average of about a dozen times a day to complain about strangers throwing wild parties in the upstairs of her house (a cop once actually investigated and confirmed that the upstairs was deserted, the dust thick and obviously undisturbed for many, many years). We rarely saw the son, and on the rare ocassions when we did he never spoke but sort of shuffled along behind his mother and to the left--in the "heel" position like a dog, I kid you not. Anyway, one day I came home from work, and my wife said to me, "Hey Sam, [the neighbor guy] was outside with his mother today, and I saw his lips move!" I replied, "He must have been having a siezure." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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CuZzA - Student
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Koyi Donita - Student 
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Funniest thing that I saw/was a part of that was mean was the super duper wonder wedgie from hell. It goes like this. Boy sitting on floor watching TV. Starts wrestling with someone older and much stronger then him. In a hold, boy is trapped and underwear is exposed. Guy wrestling boy grabs the underwear and pulls on it very hard. Underwear is so unbelievably stretched at this point that he hands it off to someone behind loveseat. (Pretty far away) Now with the third person holding the underwear and pulling themself, man pulls underwear even more that it goes way beyond up and over his head. They pull so hard that it actually flips the kid over and causes him to walk extremely funny like into the bathroom calling the participants names as he does. This is a true story. The underwear that he was wearing was so badly pulled out of shape that he took them off in the bathroom and threw them onto a track where people walk/run across the street from my house. LOL _______________ For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17 I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her. ...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down.
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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I yelled at a guy riding a bike at work to put a helmet on, when he turned to see who was yelling he fell off his bike. You gota love poetic justice. Jade Jedi _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Ashyr - Student 
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Actually, this happened to me. I felt like an idiot when it happened, but when I look back on it, it's hallarious: I was in my History class, and the bell rang to end class. I had a bet with another kid that I could get to the next period before him, since we had the same two classes right after eachother. So, I climbed out of my seat, and darted for the door, where I passed his desk. He shuved his backpack in the middle of the isle right in front of me. I was going so fast, that I tripped, flew over someone's desk (with them sitting in it), and landed on my stomach onto the floor, where I slid into some filing cabinets. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan This comment was edited by Ashyr on Oct 02 2004 08:35am. |
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Jarhok Belouve - Student
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i saw this little kid fall of his bycycle MUAHAHAHA!  _______________ -JARHOK BELOUVE- Unofficial Paddy to the great Squibit Belouve and Solitudes snog machine! |||||||||||||||||||||||PRONOUNCED JARHOK TEH S3X3H by Alexander D'kana||||||||||||||||||||||||| Loves Liso'sia! Uber new Belouve boy! My special people: Squibit Belouve,Roan Belouve,Bail Hope Belouve and of course the lovely Liso'sia! |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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When I was in jr high, watching these 2 girls have one serious catfight. Then a girl was torn away in an emotional breakdown. ... Actually, it wasn't that funny. I only started watching once it was finished. _______________ slorp |
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OpTiMe - Student 
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Cuzza has porbably already posted this somewhere but... Why did the boy fall off the swing? .... .... ... Cause he had no arms! _______________ ------------------------ This comment was edited by OpTiMe on Sep 29 2004 07:26am. |
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CuZzA - Student
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Quote: Yeah, but I don't think I'd laugh at people getting hit by cars either its of a film...Johnny Dangerously _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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I like it when you on a public server of a cocky newb clan, and you get that one lamer that has the entire clan/server pissed off, be he/she is that good that they cant kill them. Of course since its FFA and its 12vs1 they are all killing each other, and he just rus the map picking them off, spouting how he owns them. This is twice as gratifing when one of the has the admin powers to stop it, but it just to damn stubborn. I watched this happen for almost an hour once. I cooked dinner, watch a TV episode and just checked the computer everyone once in a while for a laugh. --------------------------------------- Anytime drunk people are shammed. Ever wake up with BALLS on your forehead, after a huge party, and your friends purposely turn off your alarm, and wake you up so late, you dont have time to shower or look at your face....... but you notice about 2 blocks away from work, and have to walk run to work bath asap and scrub your face till its hurting. Yeah it happen to me, I got fired for being late, and still having to leave cause my retarded friends used perminante marker. Shortest job I ever held 1.5 weeks, who wanted to work at McDonald's anyway. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Garos - Student 
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Yeah, but I don't think I'd laugh at people getting hit by cars either |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
That's the general idea.. |
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Raider - Student
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Quote: There was once this blind man with his dog. He was walking. He needed his dog to see where he was going. Some lad selling newspapers pulled out a pair of scissors from his pocket and cut the lead. The man kept walking and was hit by a car... omg that was so funny! Not really, that's cruel ! _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Anytime guys try to impress girls and end up looking stupid. Recently some kid said goodbye to his girl and jumped onto his skateboard and tried to do a half cab ollie (180 turn from backwards to fowards) going away...he landed okay...but didnt see where he was going and immediately ran into a light pole. I almost pissed myself laughing...poor kid got a concussion _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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CuZzA - Student
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There was once this blind man with his dog. He was walking. He needed his dog to see where he was going. Some lad selling newspapers pulled out a pair of scissors from his pocket and cut the lead. The man kept walking and was hit by a car... omg that was so funny! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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