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Daidalus[JAP] Fisto - Student ![Daidalus[JAP] Fisto](images/users/3482.jpg) |
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. Well, I've ben around but I ain't never seen a guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green, Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before, and I've never ever been a Jedi before but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course, He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben So it looks I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda So I used the force, I picked up a box, I lifted some rocks, Well I stood on my head, Well I won't forget what Yoda said. He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side, and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide." Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed. But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed" Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess. But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey. The Long-term contract I hadda sign says I'll be making these movies till the end of time with my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda By Weird Al Yankovic _______________ Founder of the Fisto Family -|- Member of the mighty FiZZsters!! -|- Owner of the second Bail prize for "BAIL RULES!!" -|- I'll never forget you Jaina! -|- Owner of the one and only autograph of Smily -|- SMILY RULES  -|- Owner of the 1000th Comment of the great Kueller -|- Big brother to NarCosT Fisto, and ShadowFax . -|- Proud Padawan of Kueller -|-Sir Daidalus Fisto. Official Historian of Nippledom and server to Menaxia, Queen of Nippledom Quote: fiZZe: "gdamubububugmgmgububugrrrrrdsa?" |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I prefer "Living la Vida Yoda". I'll post the lyrics when I get a moment unless someone wants to dig up the post that already has them. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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StarFox - Student 
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L0L! w0073rz! _______________ (real bro to Axion and Deathscythe) |
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DJK - Student 
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Yoda pwns mate!!  |
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Setementor - Jedi Master 
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ROFL!! |
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Fire - Student 
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yoda's my friend  |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Wierd Al Rocks....NUFF SAID BIATCHES! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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