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Ulic Belouve - Student  |
Well, I'll start with a list of 40, and add more later. Most of these I found in random places, but I've got the Darwin Awards books, so I can list the dumb stuff females have done there too.
So here we go: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 3. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. 4. You can open all your own jars. 5. Old friends could care less whether you've lost or gained weight. 6. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. 7. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards). 8. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 9. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 10. Your last name stays put. 11. You can leave the hotel bed unmade. 12. The garage is all yours. 13. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. 14. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 15. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 16. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 17. You don't have to shave below your neck. 18. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices. 19. Chocolate is just another snack. 20. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 21. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 22. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by. 23. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 24. You don't care if anyone notices your new haircut. 25. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "he must be mad at me." 26. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 27. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 28. Wedding dress: $2000; Tuxedo rental: $75. 29. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back. 30. You don't mooch off others' desserts. 31. The remote control is yours and yours alone. 32. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 33. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 34. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. 35. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 36. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room. 37. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet. 38. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 39. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So.... Notice anything different?" 40. One mood, all the time! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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lol@billy _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Tallepyon - Student 
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Good reasons. There are other reasons you cant get in to either lol |
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Sniya - Student 
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lol _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Heh...it seems someone copied this post. Feh. And another thing: If a member of the opposite sex is glancing at your, um, "defining features", a guy will be proud. A chick will slap you. What's up with that? _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I once heard a stand-up comic day this in his act (don't remember who): Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. If men weren't so horny, the human race would have died out thousands of years ago! Let's keep our species alive folks!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Vanidar - Student 
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And how would you be talking right now? ...also.. how did they invent sex? Want to think about that I do not. But also, if there were no women, would two guys have sex and one of the guys be pregnate? I think not. - Lian You know what? If there were two women, the same would happen. Men are just as important in the reproductive process. Dont think that just without women we wouldnt have children. Without men, the same fate, we would suffer. Also...Men could just make artificial incubators...?...Women could not make artifical eggs  Ok, i had to get that out there... I agree with Vaughn, Dont judge men by our worse specimens. Sure, there are bad men, but there are also bad women, dont Sterotype _______________ -Vanidar Silverleaf "No no no, you're moving way too slow." This comment was edited by Vanidar on May 09 2003 02:19am. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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not all men, and not all women. You cant nessicarily stereotype _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Men would have love for sex. Women would have sex for love. _______________ slorp |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hehe sick comment, flamori1  as far as the quote about men and women is concerned: here's my favorite version of this quote, credits to Al Bundy: "Women. you can't live with them .....PERIOD" Lian, come on, we do wear deo. thats my daily shower. and it takes even less than 27 seconds. only thing Im a little sensitive about is my hair. washing takes really really long, but thats ok _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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Heh, I was also wondering how people first discovered sex. What, she tripped, fell, landed on his ****? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Loaf - Ex-Student 
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well, its bad to be a man if your ex-wife bursts in while your sleeping with a hammer and nails and nails your nuts to the lights... _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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Vaughn - Student 
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note to Lian: if nature was designed not to have females, there would be a different form of reproduction, either asexual, or as you said, two guys = 1 baby... i dont know how itd work (i just read up on cloning and asexual reproduction in my science textbook about an hour ago) _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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without reading all the comments here, (pretty) women have one HUGE advantage: They drive males crazy. one blink with their perfect coloured eyelashes and every man would jump out of the window for them. sad but true. guess below line it turns out to be quite fair. although i heared that females would enjoy sex more? hm... _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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cant live with em,cant live without em  _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on May 03 2003 07:40pm. |
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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we arnt arguing the value of the female, were just stating reasons why being a guy is great! for example, sure, women take care of the children and that is a good thing, but the point that would pretain to the list is: guys don't. and because we dont its less work for us and therefore a lot nicer for us..... unless of course you want to argue that doing all that is actually better than not. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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We go crazy with them too!!! It's a double edged sword! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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without chicks wed go crazy............ _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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Also, another thing, females are the ones caring for you more instead of the father. The father plays with the boy/girl but the mother has to always serve their children (and her husband at the same time.) If you're married, play the mom for a day. It's hard. And how would you be talking right now? ...also.. how did they invent sex? Want to think about that I do not. But also, if there were no women, would two guys have sex and one of the guys be pregnate? I think not. _______________ slorp |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Guys don't wear deodorant. When I was small my teachers didn't use deodorant either. _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on May 02 2003 04:54am. |
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Vaughn - Student
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Bubu, i think i figured out how you can do the 27 sec shower. dem japanese showers are easy!  _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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you are able to drive _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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I can write my name in the snow when I pee.
(and I have!) _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Drako - Ex-Student 
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Lol ya do that to a girl and prepare to see her brother the next day _______________ Woogie Woogie w00t w00t ♂♥♣♠ ○o╝ │-_╤╕ |
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Insaniac[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Insaniac[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=52&f_image=insaniac.jpg&f_odd=1)
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if, by some freak chance, a man decides to change what he is going to wear to a date, it only takes him fives econds to change, not five hours. _______________ Midbie Council Member #13 Padawan of SilkMonkey Stuntman extraordinaire |
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Buzz - Student 
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Another reason: You don't mind if your dates try to get in your pants _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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