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Ulic Belouve - Student  |
Well, I'll start with a list of 40, and add more later. Most of these I found in random places, but I've got the Darwin Awards books, so I can list the dumb stuff females have done there too.
So here we go: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 3. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. 4. You can open all your own jars. 5. Old friends could care less whether you've lost or gained weight. 6. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. 7. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards). 8. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 9. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 10. Your last name stays put. 11. You can leave the hotel bed unmade. 12. The garage is all yours. 13. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. 14. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 15. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 16. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 17. You don't have to shave below your neck. 18. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices. 19. Chocolate is just another snack. 20. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 21. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 22. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by. 23. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 24. You don't care if anyone notices your new haircut. 25. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "he must be mad at me." 26. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 27. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 28. Wedding dress: $2000; Tuxedo rental: $75. 29. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back. 30. You don't mooch off others' desserts. 31. The remote control is yours and yours alone. 32. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 33. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 34. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. 35. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 36. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room. 37. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet. 38. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 39. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So.... Notice anything different?" 40. One mood, all the time! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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We still need women...Yoda sex isn't very good... _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. This comment was edited by MINDofSIN on Mar 04 2003 01:09am. |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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See? THAT'S MY POINT!!! You think a girl woud just "spray deodorant until the smell is gone"? NO!
Guys rule. 'Nuff said. And Yoda has hair in his ears...it's just fine... _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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lol SirBizNiatch I, as a gentleman only thought that and didnt say it out loud. 
I can "shower" within seconds just with my deo spray. put it under my shirt and spray until the smell is gone works fine _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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bubu does the full shower include shampoo and conditioner and soap? another thing, i can jus take a shower wit out using anything likeshampoo, jus lettin the water clense me. also most guys who take more than half an hour arent in there to shower _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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lol
I lose hair every day, but it seems to grow faster than I lose it
I currently have my hair about shoulder-long. quite nice. especially in summer _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Before I cut my hair (went all the way down to my butt), no. Now? Definately! Unfortunately, I not only cut my hair short, it's falling out too!
I'm losing the hair on my head but it seems to be showing up in my ears, nose, back, etc. I have hair in place that monkeys don't! 
Don't get old! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Buzz - Student 
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That's usually Rum, the question is could you take a shower and be ready in 10 minutes if you needed to? _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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I hold the record among my buddys at school:
complete shower in 27 seconds!  it's great to be a man! _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Mar 03 2003 09:13am. |
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CGRumler - Ex-Student 
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I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I usually take about 30 minutes in the shower.  _______________ I am nothing and everything. This comment was edited by CGRumler on Mar 03 2003 09:01am. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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maybe we can get the girls to put up the opposite thread.... would be kinda interesting.. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I can pee standing up!
(see Ulic's other post about urinal etiquette) _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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LMAO @ Charon!
Another good thing about being a guy: Telepathy to other guys. Girls think you hate each other, when in reality your just like "damn I wish this girl would make me a sandwich". Hmmm...I noticed this on Superbowl Sunday, but... Guys can sit around watching sporting events for hours with minimal conversation except "pass me the doritos" etc. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Charon - Ex-Student 
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With my hair, I'm at least 45 minutes in the shower.
Other reasons it's great to be a guy: Noone ever asks you to iron their clothes. Stationary is a daily activity, not a choice of colours and scents. Your friends never think less of you if you do something monumentally stupid on camera. You have nothing to hide in the bathroom. If you have something to hide in the batroom, you "read it for the articles". _______________ spirit's searing pain battlefield of broken glass fallen speak to me --Charon |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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Things men know about women:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have boobs I have that t-shirt hehe _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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lol...C cups?
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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a pair ?
oh come on. what's the other one ? *gg* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Well, yeah, most guys don't care about their ass. Some like to stay in shape, true, but most do not worry that much.
As for the shower thing, it says you CAN be showered and ready in 10 minutes. I've never really known a girl to do that. And not that we think badly about women. They have some good qualities, and as for listing the qualities, I can think of at least a pair. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Mar 02 2003 04:32pm. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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To a guy, caring about your ass is putting Preparation H on it when you have hemmoroids(sp?).
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Mistral - Ex-Student 
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What's wrong with caring about your ass?
I love mine, it serves me well (see point 4) . |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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What about those that take longer in showers ? gay.
Those that care about their ass ? Gay. See, we're all men, we're all easy. (not to say simple)
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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LOL. That's some good stuff. You forgot not being pregnant But anyways a lot of these seem only to be the typical guy. Whata bout those that take longer in the shower? Or maybe cares that his ass jiggles a bit too much? _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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Buzz - Student 
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There's a song you can find that's very funny called "Man I'm glad I'm a man" It includes several of those but many other different ones. Very very funny. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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grampa, I am surprised to discover this, err_ new_ side about you I love it
lol especially at #23 _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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BTW - #1 isn't always true...
I just spent 4 hours in a row talking to my girlfriend, 2 hours before that, 3½ hour the day before, and 2½ hour before that... If my father wasn't paying my cell phone bill, #1 would be true, but... _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!  - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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We spend much less money on clothes... Well, most of us...
DISADVANTAGE - We have to spend money on girls! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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