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DJ and Whispy's Trist AKA DJ and Whispy's kids :-D
Sep 11 2025 12:30am

Insaniac[JAP]
 - ex-Student
Insaniac[JAP]
i have certafiable proof (that you can see in whole as soonn as i learn how to upload it somewhere) that DJ and whispy are married with kids and that Luke and Many others are thier unkles

***EDIT START***
go here for the full version
http://members1.chello.nl/~pjm.smeenk/jachaos.txt
***EDIT END***

here are some excerpts (someitmes edited for spelling and sometimes edited to make it easier to read, but hti is NOT the whole thing..):

* The_Enforcer finds DJ, arrests him, and gives him a jail cell with a mate named Bubba
<Angelus> hmmyeshmmmhmmyesshmmmyess interesting
<Orion`GD`sleep> lol
<DJ_Jr> nooo
<DJ_Jr> Dad...let my dad out
<Rauc-[AA]> DJ_Jr, your dad might act a little strange when he comes home....


<Son_of_Enforcer> hey i like you DJ_Jr, you hate Chanserv too, lets be friends
<DJ_Jr> sure...do you ...like bricks...
<Son_of_Enforcer> bricks? bricks can be fun
<DJ_Jr> coolies
<DJ_Jr> lets be fwiends
<Son_of_Enforcer> okays
<Son_of_Enforcer> is your daddy all alone?
<DJ_Jr> i don't know....me have to ask
<Son_of_Enforcer> becasue i think my mommy is all alone, we could ALWAYS be together
<DJ_Jr> for sure
<DJ_Jr> lets make a secret handshake
<Son_of_Enforcer> oh kay
<DJ_Jr> um
<DJ_Jr> how should it go
ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
<Son_of_Enforcer> um i don't know, but shouldn't we also make a sercret blood oath or sommthing?
<DJ_Jr> blood.....no...blood is yucky


<Son_of_Enforcer> yeah but you took advantage of a drunk man


<The_Enforcer> Rauc...
<The_Enforcer> GIMME FFXI!!!
<DJ_Jr> uh oh..
<DJ_Jr> mommy is awake
<Son_of_Enforcer> uh, mommy's mad
* DJ_Jr hides
* Son_of_Enforcer hides
* Son_of_Enforcer calls out "don't take it out on Daddy DJ mommy


* DJ_Jr double yawns
* True_Phate sticks a apple in DJ's mouth
<True_Phate> stop yawning
* DJ_Jr chokes
* DJ_Jr can't breathe
* True_Phate watchs DJ die....
* DJ_Jr passes out
* Son_of_Enforcer helps his friend and kicks Phate in the shins


<DJ_Sith> gah
<Another_son_of_DJ> lol
<DJ_Sith> i dont want to know how many illiegitimate children i have running about :/


<The_Enforcer> I don't remember being the virgin mary
<DJ_Sith> ??
<The_Enforcer> Don't you have to have sex before ya have a kid?
<True_Phate> yes
* DJ_Jr looks at DJ then to the Enforcer
<DJ_Sith> usually unless youre host to a messiah i guuess
<The_Enforcer> Well considering I haven't done that in like 2 years
<Son_of_Whispy> waht is sex mommy?
<DJ_Sith> agh
<The_Enforcer> HOW CAN I HAVE A KID?!?!
<True_Phate> um
<DJ_Jr> Dad...what's sex?
<True_Phate> its when u....
<Son_of_Whispy> yes yess?
<True_Phate> D
<True_Phate> DJ
<True_Phate> little help?
<True_Phate> im thinking
<True_Phate> a kick would shut them up
<DJ_Sith> here ya go
<Son_of_Whispy> mommy, plese tell me, what is sex?
<DJ_Sith> http://www.allaboutsex.org/What_Is_Sex.html
[7:35pm] * DJ_Jr clicks


<DJ_Jr> daddy????
<DJ_Jr> can i have sex??
<True_Phate> sith
<True_Phate> cant u gag the basterds?
<DJ_Sith> ???
<Son_of_Whispy> daddy, waht is a "bastard"?


<Luke_Skywalker> ok, you really better stop slapping my nephews boy, or Ima have to whip out the saber


<Rauc-[]> Hey now, I am no uncle. I'm not related to Luke or Aso.
<Son_of_Whispy> just kidding we all know you are our cousin


* Son_of_Whispy pulls on unkie lukes pant leg
* Son_of_Whispy pulls harder on unkie luke's pant leg
* Luke_Skywalker tries to gently shake him off
<Son_of_Whispy> unkie luke, unkie luke!
<Luke_Skywalker> oh alright
* Luke_Skywalker puts Son of whispy back on his leg
<Son_of_Whispy> Unkie luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!
* Luke_Skywalker gives son of whispy something to chew on
<Son_of_Whispy> nkie luke!!
<Son_of_Whispy> unkie luke please
<Luke_Skywalker> hmm
* Son_of_Whispy has a book in his hands
<Son_of_Whispy> unkie luke!
<Luke_Skywalker> ohhh
<Luke_Skywalker> You want me to read you a story :)
<Son_of_Whispy> YAY unkie luke!
<Luke_Skywalker> ok..
* Luke_Skywalker opens the book
<Luke_Skywalker> Once upon a time
<Luke_Skywalker> in a land, much different from real life
<Luke_Skywalker> it was called....mIRC
<Luke_Skywalker> the people in mIRC were very friendly
<Rauc-[]> Suppose you are driving down the street in your canoo, and all 4 wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
<Luke_Skywalker> not now Rauc :P
<Luke_Skywalker> wait, what do pancakes have to do with anything?
<Luke_Skywalker> BACK to the story :)
<Son_of_Whispy> yay unkie luke
<Luke_Skywalker> mIRC was full of very friendly people, nobody was ever evil towards one another
<Luke_Skywalker> except for one person
* Son_of_Whispy eyes get heavy
<Luke_Skywalker> goes by the name of
<Luke_Skywalker> TRUE PHATE!!! DUN dun DUUUUN!!!
* DJ_Jr falls asleep
<Son_of_Whispy> true phat was a meany wasn't he unkie?
* DJ_Jr sleeps
<Luke_Skywalker> yes son of whispy
* Son_of_Whispy snuggles closer
<Luke_Skywalker> :)
* Son_of_Whispy falls asleep
<Luke_Skywalker> True Phate was never very social, so he never...
<Luke_Skywalker> hmm
<Luke_Skywalker> he fell asleep....
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This post was edited by Insaniac[JAP] on Mar 02 2003 01:20pm.

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Sep 10 2003 06:00am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

gah... whyyyyyy
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My car is made of Nerf.

Sep 09 2003 08:43am

Orion
 - Retired
 Orion

*cough* BUMP *Cough*
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Aug 08 2003 08:31am

Nero
 - Student
 Nero

:eek:
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Aug 07 2003 04:24am

Orion
 - Retired
 Orion

lol ahh the memories i was there for that omg i was cryin from laughin soo hard
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Aug 07 2003 04:09am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

*cough BUMP*


:P
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Quote:
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Jul 17 2003 02:15am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

LOLOLOL

*Chuckles Evily*
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 16 2003 11:44pm

NofrikinfuN
 - Retired
 NofrikinfuN

How very disturbing...

Such bad behavior right here in our beloved academy!

DJ! Stop fathering illegitimate children!

Jul 14 2003 05:59am

Zero Akaine
 - Student
 Zero Akaine

LoL i am sorry i missed that..
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Jul 14 2003 03:06am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Why, acey......
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My car is made of Nerf.

Jul 14 2003 02:19am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

::BUMP::

*chuckles evily..*:D
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 30 2003 06:29am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

hehe..just bringing this bak to the top..
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 12 2003 12:26am

Insaniac[JAP]
 - Ex-Student
 Insaniac[JAP]

you know, this insane momnet is alot more insane than the old insane moment...

***you can find old insane moment here: http://academy.jediknightii.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=668 ***
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Stuntman extraordinaire


Mar 10 2003 05:58am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

ROTFLMFAO

oh good that bad...yet so funny..
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 09 2003 02:32am

Insaniac[JAP]
 - Ex-Student
 Insaniac[JAP]

Here is some stuff from tonight!

* DJ_Jr peeks under mommy's dress
* Son_of_Whispy joins DJ_Jr
* DJ_Jr points
<DJ_Jr> what's that??
* Son_of_Whispy looks
<The_Mean_Cheese_Machine> It's cheese
<Son_of_Whispy> i don't know, what is it?
<DJ_Jr> you ask daddy..i'll keep an eye on it
* Eclipse|JAT ignites saber & laughs
<Son_of_Whispy> no you ask daddy and I'll keep an eye on it!
<DJ_Jr> but i sawd it first
<Eclipse|JAT> here kiddy kiddy
<Son_of_Whispy> so? your faster, you will get back faster
<The_Mean_Cheese_Machine> Eclipse has come to steal the cheese!
<DJ_Jr> ok...you touch it..
<Eclipse|JAT> muhahah
<Son_of_Whispy> uh, ok!
<Eclipse|JAT> give me the cheese or I will cut you in half
* Son_of_Whispy touches it
* The_Mean_Cheese_Machine gives Eclipse some Acorn Cheese.
* DJ_Jr goes over to daddy
<Eclipse|JAT> more!
* The_Mean_Cheese_Machine gives Eclipse more Acorn Cheese.
<DJ_Sith> ?
* Son_of_Whispy pokes some more at it
<Eclipse|JAT> more!
<Eclipse|JAT> more!
<DJ_Jr> daddy
<DJ_Jr> what's that.
<DJ_Sith> whats what?
* The_Mean_Cheese_Machine gives Eclipse some Serat cheese, which comes from Afghanistan.
* DJ_Jr points at Son of whispy under whispy's dress..poking about
<DJ_Sith> good lord
<DJ_Jr> daddy?
<DJ_Sith> what a horrible naughty child.. GET IN YOUR BOX
<DJ_Jr> huh?
* DJ_Jr gets daddy his special drink
* DJ_Sith gets out a 3 foot cube box
* The_Mean_Cheese_Machine notices how Eclipse is having a hard time with all this extremely hard cheese.
<DJ_Sith> sleep in this tonight
<DJ_Jr> who?
<DJ_Sith> you! :)
* Son_of_Whispy keeps poking around
* The_Mean_Cheese_Machine sneaks some cheese into the box.
* Eclipse|JAT throws his saber towards the cheese machine
<DJ_Jr> me?? but...huh....but....whispyson is pokeing...not me
* Son_of_Whispy keeps poking even more, and harder now
* Dead_Cheese_Machine haunts DJ_Jr in his sleep, causing nightmares about being hunted by balls of cheese.
<DJ_Jr> Daddy??? what's he pokeing??
* DJ_Jr goes over to Unky Eclipse
<DJ_Jr> Unky Eclipse|JAT what is son of whispy Poking??
<Eclipse|JAT> go have a look
* Son_of_Whispy goes back to poking in Mommy's dress
<DJ_Jr> can you show me?
* DJ_Jr points to son of whispy under mommy's dress
<cHoSeN-oNe> whnt
<Eclipse|JAT> how can you live with those lmao
<Son_of_Whispy> DJ_Jr! come ere its moving!!
<DJ_Jr> huh...what is moving?
<Son_of_Whispy> the thing I'm poking its moving!
<DJ_Jr> what it look like?
<Son_of_Whispy> come see for yourself
<DJ_Jr> nahh...can't
<Son_of_Whispy> why not?
<DJ_Jr> mommy is awake
<Son_of_Whispy> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Son_of_Whispy looks out from under mommy's dress
<DJ_Jr> Mommy...why is son of whispy under your dress
<DJ_Jr> are you teaching?
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Mar 08 2003 01:54am

Insaniac[JAP]
 - Ex-Student
 Insaniac[JAP]

we came up with it when DJ sith was drunk and Acey asked if he could call himself DJ_Jr.. WAIT didn't you read the TxT file at the link? it has everything, and not one bit scripted well maybe one bit but i bet you won't find out what it is
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Mar 05 2003 03:35am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

Wow...lol, guys.
Where did you get this?

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Mar 04 2003 07:44pm

Insaniac[JAP]
 - Ex-Student
 Insaniac[JAP]

Acey and i are the sons,

I am whispy's who doesn't exactly have a name and tends to be mean to people who are mean to my friends and family by kicking them in the shins then running and hiding behind the nearest person who is nice to me. :D

and Acey is DJ's son who well.... takes care of his drunk father and is protective of him while maintaining the child like innocence.

DJ_Jr and Whispy's son are brothers by hooking their respective parents up and getting them married while they were drunk and/or asleep

as a side note everyone nice is an "Unkie" or "Unky" (depending who you are talking to) or an "Anty" or "antie"
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Mar 04 2003 02:46pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

LMAO! so who are the two sons? :D
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Mar 04 2003 01:15am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

DJ_Jr: noooo....you broke them all...no wait..i still have my super brick 1000
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 03 2003 08:47pm

Master Lew
 - Student
 Master Lew

Here have a brick kid.:D
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Brick Assassin for Hire Here, have a brick!:P

Mar 03 2003 05:02pm

Insaniac[JAP]
 - Ex-Student
 Insaniac[JAP]

<Son_of_Whispy> Unkie Fizz you big meanie!
* Son_of_whispy kicks fizz in the shins







LoL :D
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Stuntman extraordinaire


Mar 03 2003 04:14pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

DJ_Jr: Unky Fizzy, don't be mean to daddy...*pouts*




hehehehehehe...
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 02 2003 01:15pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

well, I dont think I want to read the whole story, anyway. DJ, Whispy, shame on you ;)
j/k
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Mar 02 2003 01:13pm

Insaniac[JAP]
 - Ex-Student
 Insaniac[JAP]

no the whole conversation is 36 pages long with size 10 font i am trying to get it hosted so i can tell you guys where to DL it... :D
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Stuntman extraordinaire


Mar 02 2003 01:07pm

Orion
 - Retired
 Orion

lol thats not even half of the whole conversation lol
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