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Red vs. blue quotes!!!!
Nov 01 2004 02:56pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
Raziel Anjelis
Hey people plz put your fave RvB quotes in here!!
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To pwn, or not to pwn....that is my question..
Does RvB pwn?

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Nov 30 2004 01:21pm

Seth C. Belouve
 - Student
 Seth C. Belouve

Church- Doc go over there and cover Caboose
Doc- I can't cover him I only help people, unless he's hurt I'm not going over there!
Church- Alright *BANG*
Caboose- OW DAMN IT, u shot my foot, I can't believe you shot my foot!!!
Church- DON"T EVEN START CABOOSE!!!

(sorry thats my fav, you'd have to see alot of the first episodes for that to make sense :))
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Look unto me for I possess the blue flag!! It is more beautiful then I ever imagined! You will now worship me as if I were a god! *smack, dies* I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared dream!!
Red Guy from Red Vs. Blue Series


Nov 29 2004 10:57pm

StarFox
 - Student
 StarFox

*shots fired* Oh look Ernie hurt himself again
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(real bro to Axion and Deathscythe)

Nov 25 2004 02:50pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Should I be killed for saying this? I have never seen any of the rvb. :(
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 25 2004 01:27pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Quote:
Not twitch you imbisile TOGGLE)

Keep it civil Apologetic. You're most probably as human as DJK is so take into account that humans do mistakes and do have feelings. :)

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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 25 2004 03:45am

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

Quote:
Quote:
"Theres a switch down here" "then twich it" "Im NOT gonna twich it" "Oh come on tucker!!" "No!" "Come one man i need you to help me!!" "...*Sigh* Fine"


(Not twitch you imbisile TOGGLE)
How do I know? some of my buddies watch read Red Vs Blue and they read "the joy of toggling" so in the middle of of of our classes we random either yell or murmer "Toggle...TOGGLE" stuff like that.






"Just toggle it"
"Ok..."*begins toggling*
*Looks around*"So come around here often?"
"THATS IT!"


Jeez relax dude, its just a quote. :/

Nov 24 2004 01:46pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

''WAIT!! STOP FIGHTING!!! Look unto me, I possess the blue flag!!''
''It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!''
''You will now worship me as if I were a god!!''
SMACK!! *gets whacked by four blue soldiers*
''I regret nothing!! I lived as you men dared to dream!!
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

This comment was edited by Raziel Anjelis on Nov 24 2004 01:47pm.

Nov 18 2004 11:33am

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

What in buttery goodness!
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


Nov 18 2004 01:42am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

"Frikken pwned , i saw it dude ,Pwned."
"TEAMS"
"teams are fine , TEAMS ARE FINE"
"whisper whisper whisper"
"well were in the present then"
"no the present was destroyed , were in the future"
"but now is the present is'nt it"
"hes in denial"


Nov 18 2004 01:27am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

Quote:
"Theres a switch down here" "then twich it" "Im NOT gonna twich it" "Oh come on tucker!!" "No!" "Come one man i need you to help me!!" "...*Sigh* Fine"


(Not twitch you imbisile TOGGLE)
How do I know? some of my buddies watch read Red Vs Blue and they read "the joy of toggling" so in the middle of of of our classes we random either yell or murmer "Toggle...TOGGLE" stuff like that.






"Just toggle it"
"Ok..."*begins toggling*
*Looks around*"So come around here often?"
"THATS IT!"
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Nov 14 2004 05:03am

delta
 - Student
 delta

Quote:
Sarge Look!! A Sleeping Person!!! Look More sleeping people!! It must be naptime!!


"But naptime comes before pants time! I think these people are just making up times!!!"


"Codeword..... dirtbag! Dooo-dooo... eeeeeep! *WHACK*"


"It looks sorta like a giant cat."
"You mean a like a puma?"
"Yeah, a puma."


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~Dav
Proud Former Padawan of 3th


This comment was edited by delta on Nov 14 2004 05:06am.

Nov 14 2004 12:44am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

tucker-"you did'nt half to spend so much time on the cod-piece doughnut."



Nov 13 2004 11:30pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

"Theres a switch down here" "then twich it" "Im NOT gonna twich it" "Oh come on tucker!!" "No!" "Come one man i need you to help me!!" "...*Sigh* Fine"

Nov 13 2004 10:53pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

"Good-bye tank lady..."
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Nov 13 2004 10:49pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

Sarge Look!! A Sleeping Person!!! Look More sleeping people!! It must be naptime!!
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Nov 05 2004 02:22pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

"GRIFF!!!!!"

Nov 05 2004 05:13am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
"WHAT?! you cant go pick up chicks in a tank!"

"So ehh...wheres everybody at?" - "Probably offline masturbating."

"Now, let's all go home and masturbate."
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Nov 04 2004 08:26pm

Darth Ingo
 - Student

"what are they doing?"
"man! im so sic of answering that question, you askde me 5 minutes ago, and theyre just talking, and theyre just standing there, an when you ask me in 5 minutes, the answers is still: theyre jsut talking, and theyre still just standing there!"
"what are they talking about?"

And my favorite:

"why are we here?"
"yeah, i wonder that to, i mean, why are we here, is there a meaning of life, is there a god, i dont know man, but it keeps me up at night"
"no, i emant, why are we HERE, in this canyon?"
"oh, dunno"
"and whats up with taht god thing anyway?"
"nothing"

sorry bout my spelling.

This comment was edited by Darth Ingo on Nov 04 2004 08:28pm.

Nov 04 2004 09:10am

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

Quote:
"Caboose HIDE"
"I can't se them...they can't se me"
"Turn around you idiot!"
*turns around*"O shit"
Sarge:"Thats definately special ops tactics"


Lmao that moment was so cool, i remember the dork sitting in line of sight :D

Nov 04 2004 08:12am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

Are you becoming retarded?

Nov 04 2004 02:20am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

"Caboose HIDE"
"I can't se them...they can't se me"
"Turn around you idiot!"
*turns around*"O shit"
Sarge:"Thats definately special ops tactics"
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Nov 04 2004 12:14am

cheetah
 - Ex-Student
 cheetah

Tell my girlfriend i love her!!! "BAM" SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND NOW B*TCH!!!
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-Cheat Out-

Nov 03 2004 12:59am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

"YOU TOOK MY KILL!"
"I didn't see your name on it!"*gets shot*"O YOU F***ING CAMPING B****"
"ITS A LEGINEMATE(I DONT NEED TO SPELL RIGHT) STRATEGY"

" SON OF A B***"

"You killed church you team killing F***TARD"
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Nov 02 2004 07:32pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

"I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually missed Griff, but here it is."
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make install -not war

Nov 02 2004 03:52pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

"Okay, that does it. When we're done here, your @ss is haunted. You hear that? I'm gonna haunt you!"

"Hey now, that doesn't seem physically possible!"
"Thats exatly what Jimmy kept saying."
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Nov 02 2004 07:58am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Has to be in context:

Tex: If you're not happy, I can just kill you now.
Church's ghost: No you cant b****. I'm already dead! Looks like the joke's on you!
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