| 40 days and 40 nights, the bet. UPDATED 12/24 | |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student  |
UPDATE 12/24 Well, this was absolutely unexpected, but I/we (the girl I made this bet with) have called it off. At this point I am almost positive I will still make it, cause this started out as the most fun thing ever, and turned into one of the worst (not having anything at all to do with the bet though) So, this girl I made the bet with is a girl I work with and she is Indian, so basically think strict "Catholic" morals. The bet itself was just another form of flirting, either way no one was supposed to lose, if I made we were going on an awesome date, if I didnt make it I was throwing her an awesome party. In the mean time we were taking things slow and getting to know each other. Yup, it was working, and it "was" working awesome. Then she went to L.A. for a friends wedding. Her bosses friend was at the wedding for only one reason, to tell her about a new job opening at this startup company out in Palo Alto, CA (We live in Ann Arbor, MI) Yep, he handed her, her dream job, a full relocation check, and a cost of living adusted salary + a 15% raise, and a truck load of stock options. So her options are that, or me in MI with long cold winters and little culture. Im sure you can guess what she choose (who wouldnt) So Hopefully those, who laugh at the beginning can still look back and laugh, when things were good they were amazing. Unfortunely all good things must come to an end, as did this just far to soon in my opinion. Merry Christmas all I am going to take a very long nap, and hopefully wakeup after Valintines Day, cause there is nothing worse than dealing with "The Holiday Season, lonely" P.S. For those that dont know the holiday season starts at Thanksgiving and ends at Valintines Day Nov. 24th (Thanksgiving) Dec. 25th (Christmas) Jan. 1st (New Years) Feb. 14th (Valintines Day) UPDATE 12/09 I didnt think I was gonna have any news for a while, but in about 4 hours I am going to Florida to visit a buddy of mine, with another buddy of mine. The guy Im going with works for the airline so were supposidly going 1st class for like $30 each, I have no clue what flights really cost but I hear that this is amazing. So here is how that fits in with this story: We are taking a "specific" flight cause there are two stewartesses he knows that usually give him liquor for free and one has introduced him to the "mile high club" Yup in case you didnt guess by now, her friend saw a picture and thinks I am cute, so not only will pretty girls in cute uniforms be giving me free alchol, but there is a chance that one will want more, and of course they have one day of downtime in Florida with us....................... As I type this I realize, this is literally insane. Things like this happen to me like once a year at most, it hasnt even been two weeks, since this bet started. Someone hates me and is rallying girls from everywhere to want me, and freaking complaining! ------------------------------------------------- UPDATE 12/06 Ok so a quick update and just answering a few questions I have heard. This is based SOLELY on the honor system, and I will be honest. To those who say it is impossible, prepare to be proved wrong! Nothing is impossible. I will not be with another girl, or "take care of myself" Although due to the way the male body is cronstructed, there is a chance that my body will decide I am not doing a good job while awake, and cause me a "release" in my sleep, but that is something I have no control over and hence can not be used as criteria to cause me to lose. THE GOOD Things are actually going amazing. I have channeled almost all of my sexual frustration into other aspects of my life. (no im not humping my desk or anything like that, yet) I have started exercising again, and it awesome, Im far more productive, at school and work. THE BAD The one downside, I went out to the bar this weekend with a girl who is just a friend, and she was telling all the girls we talked to, wether we knew them or not, about this bet and they all thought it was hilarious, and some thought they could get me to fail that night. I had two hot girls on each side of me, I was plastered drunk, and my bar tab came to $7.00, yes I had hot girls getting "me" liquored up and trying to take advantage of me. I literally had to run out of the bar, and leap into a taxi, my conversation with the cab dirver went something close to this: Him: Um I actaully came to pick some other people up Me: Um I really gotta go, hot girls are trying to make me have sex with them. Him: (Gives me the best, "wtf is wrong with you look" ever) Me: Uh, ill double the fair, just drive Him: Deal! So hopefully your all still enjoying laughing at me, I know I am. ---------------------- Ok so its actually 62 days but, Im assuming a good amount of people have seen that movie. Starting December 1st 2004, a girl I work with bet, me I couldn't go until Febuary 1st w/o having sex. No sex No kissing No self-pleasure Nothing....... So all day I was working, went to the gym, did homework, played guitar, laundry, etc. At 10pm things start to fall apart, in a serious way. 1.) This insanely hot girl I have been talking to, calles me up totally wasted and asks if I wanna come over and "watch a movie" Me: "Uh, no I got a lot of work of to do." immediately hang up the phone 2.) My ex-girlfriend hears this through the grape-vien, call me up not even 2 minutes after I get out of the shower, and proposes things that I am fairly certain are illegal in some states. This was the "1st" day. Ok so for the terms. If I fail, I must through a party pay for all the booze, invite all the guests, organize, host, clean-up and etc, all in her honor. If I win, I get: 1.) A date with her. Ok so it seems unbalanced, but the date can be in any city in the continental US, and will last an entire weekend, and the only that I will have to pay for is my bar bill if it exceeds $100.00 per night. So this should be a pretty interesting winter, I will definitely let everyone know who wins, and if people seem interested I will post interesting things that happen along the way. Wish me luck. -------------- _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) This post was edited by (Jedi)Obi-JK on Dec 24 2004 07:44pm. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Quote: "it goes against science! do you wanna be the guy who goes against science!!" Yes _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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Lmao!! You don't stand a chance mate!! Not being mean, its just not possible. $20 on you failing!! Not being harsh, you just can't physically do it!! "it goes against science! do you wanna be the guy who goes against science!!" _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side 
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Quote: one question....how will she know if They just know, don't ask me how, I don't know how. They can just tell. I'll stop with that. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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*bums Obi-JK* you lose. Quote: one question....how will she know if you "self pleasure?" _______________ make install -not war |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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*gets her sex on yo* You lose. _______________ slorp |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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one question....how will she know if you "self pleasuer?" just curious -Dice P.S. good luck _______________ Dicemaster |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Ha, the WB beat Comedy Central to it. They showed it like 3 days ago. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Buzz - Student 
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Comedy Central is actually showing the film on december 19. You might want to watch it again so you can realize your mistakes you're making. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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DaRtH-MoBiLiTy - Student 
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This is the funniest thing I have heard of in a while, lol. -DM- _______________ One Day, it will all end. |
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Rinzler - Student 
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gl dude, if you get in a bad situation think of cows grazing in the grass _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
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Carda Jowol - Student 
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Gl m8!! _______________ [Gran Father/Founder of the Jowols] |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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try to go asleep VERY tired, that always helps waking up too  Also, a good alarm clock and a pressing time ... If you don't get up in time, you'll be late, so put your alarm-clock about half an hour before your arrive-deadline. That should work to get you out  Just enough time to grab a bite, and shower ... but sing under the shower _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Tido - Student 
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oh alright, best of luck bud! |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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im impressed. good luck. _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student
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Quote: all this for a date?!  People are watching way to much reality TV these days....you gotta jump through loops like this for a date!? Realize this isnt just a "date" I plan on getting, what I have earned out of this. We live in Michigan (Ann Arbor, where the University of Michigan is located) This date isnt gonna be in Detroit, cause it's the closest city, it's gonna be in NYC or LA, or Chicicago, or some really cool city. So Im am open to suggestions for this also. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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It will be the best, and shortest night of his life, I'll garauntee that. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Garos - Student 
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Wow When this is over, you better have the best night of your life. Not a story for grandchildren though O_O |
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Odan-Wei Belouve - Student 
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Alright, I have a perfect suggestion to help you succeed: get frozen into liquid nitrogen for the duration of the bet. This way, no temptation, no risk of losing control, etc. Oh just be aware that the waking from nitrogen freeze is not yet under perfect control, you'd probably suffer some side effects though. But you would surely win your bet _______________ Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan  - [DJ is my beloved wife! - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur] Photoshop works: click here |
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Tido - Student
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all this for a date?! People are watching way to much reality TV these days....you gotta jump through loops like this for a date!? |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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lmfao.... 100$ per night bar bill ? geez thats a rip-off! -> crazy stuff though _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Sauce - =^.^= 
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grad...it's jessica alba!!! oh gl obi lololol. ahahaha. ur a better man than i am for even attempting. |
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Khâ D'Kana - Student 
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Good Luck man It will be hard. But don't forget YOU have your body commands. If you really want to do it. You will success. Have Fun, ~Khâ D'Kana _______________ In light of day, nor dark of night, no evil shall escape our sight. Proud member of the D'Kana family |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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now JLO...its a done deal...but i dont think its possible...not for a normal sexually active man...damn especially if THAT was day 1...ill be thinkin bout what ur missing out on this weekend.. hehe _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Ashyr - Student 
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lol. Wow.....good luck man. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Well, just be glad you're doing this in the middle of winter. Stay outside as often as possible, even take cold showers then run outside naked. You should be able to make it through. Good luck man! And just for the record, there is no way in hell I could be fooled into doing something like that. Not even if it was for a date with Jessica Alba. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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