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Jarhok Belouve - Student  |
A man walks into a bar and bets the barman 20 quid that he can fart the national anthem, the barman agrees and takes on the bet. Promptly the man jumps onto the worktop,drops his undies and unloads a pile of seargent brown all over the bar. The barman goes nuts and yells "what the hell are you doing!!" the man replies "Hey even Pavarotti needs to clear his throat before a performance.  _______________ -JARHOK BELOUVE- Unofficial Paddy to the great Squibit Belouve and Solitudes snog machine! |||||||||||||||||||||||PRONOUNCED JARHOK TEH S3X3H by Alexander D'kana||||||||||||||||||||||||| Loves Liso'sia! Uber new Belouve boy! My special people: Squibit Belouve,Roan Belouve,Bail Hope Belouve and of course the lovely Liso'sia! |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Quote: A better one: "A man walks into a bar... ouch." Aww, you stole my favorite joke! _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Quesi - Student 
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... ouch [EDIT] : uh whoops already been done! Beaten to the punch!  _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan]  [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great This comment was edited by Quesi on Dec 11 2004 12:35am. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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Quote: /ME FOURths that 4 m3h lucky number# |
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StarFox - Student 
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Quote: /me thirds that! _______________ (real bro to Axion and Deathscythe) |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Quote: hehe, funny but /me points to permanant joke page /me seconds that _______________ slorp |
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Kilphi Tonfor - Student 
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A better one: "A man walks into a bar... ouch." _______________ My Father: "How come Bobo Fett wasn't in that one?" Me: "Why do I even bother?" |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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Good, but like teh lord said  _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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hehe, funny but /me points to permanant joke page _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
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