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Dec 15 2004 03:19am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
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(Jedi)Obi-JK
Ok, Im at work Im the only one here and its 10 pm. My boss has officially pissed me off (which takes quite a bit)

I am going to do anything "wrong" but what I will do is this: cause mischief.

What would be the best office prank?
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Poll
Nothing mean, nothing to hurt anyone, no saranwrap on a toilet so people pee all over themselves. Just a innocent fun

vote results
Filling someones cublicle with packing peanuts Filling someones cublicle with packing peanuts [2 votes] [20%]
Filling someones cubicle with ballons Filling someones cubicle with ballons [0 votes] [0%]
Placeing a toy ship in the water cooler Placeing a toy ship in the water cooler [1 vote] [10%]
Unplugging everyone keyboard Unplugging everyone keyboard [5 votes] [50%]
Gift Wrapping someone cubicle Gift Wrapping someone cubicle [2 votes] [20%]

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Dec 15 2004 06:42am

Jade Jedi
 - Retired
 Jade Jedi

ROFLOL that is awsome mate specialy the part about her picking up the wrappers haha.:D:D:D:P

A good one to get your boss is, get the hottest chillie you can find and rub it on the rim of his coffe cup. Or the door handle to the toilet, that gets em dancin.WOO HOO :D:D
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This comment was edited by Jade Jedi on Dec 15 2004 06:50am.

Dec 15 2004 06:28am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
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 (Jedi)Obi-JK

Ok so, I dont how I will post this, and it took

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long to get perfect but it was so worth it.

I was walking around with my accomplice(sp) and we walked by this guy's cube at work, a real smart ass, always has something to say, you know the type.

He is our lawyer, so unlike the engineers he has an absurd amount of paper work on this desk, and he leave himself post-it notes to remind himself of things.

It jsut hit me like a ton a bricks, I ran to the supply room, and grabbed well over 50 packs of post-it notes, various colors for effect.

At 1st I thought ok his whole desk make them perfectly in order, if there is a stack of papers we go right over it, so I made covered his entire desk in red(ish) post-its, it looks like a sea of post-it you cant even tell what causes the lumps underneath.

But then it hit us, that is good enough, if your gonna do something, dont half-ass the job (unless its work, then by all means screw-around, sleep, take 2 hour lunches, just dont get caught)

We covered EVERYTHING his monitor, his keyboard, every book on his book shelf, his waste basket, his whiteboard, his walls, his chair, his floor, his mouse, his mouse pad, his coffee mug, his drawers (inside and out)

So I was all happy about this and everything, but the absolute funniest part was the end. My partner in crime is a girl at the office, who is really cool. So after we get done plastering this guys cubicle with post-its, there are some wrappers and stuff lying on the floor.

She starts to pick them up.....

Me: "Wtf are you doing?"

Her: "We shouldnt leave a mess"

Me: Looks around at the cubicle, thinking this guy is gonna be finding post-it notes in random places for the next month. I start busting out laughing, "yeah after all that we wouldnt want him to have to bend over and pick us a piece of plastic, thats just darn rude!"
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-Steve (Obi)


Dec 15 2004 05:27am

Gradius
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 Gradius

Call everybody by the wrong name. Like, if thei name is Bryan, call them Ryan. Something along those lines. And yeah, the unplugging of the keyboards works as well. :D
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Dec 15 2004 03:43am

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

haha unplugging the keyboards! mass chaos! I LOVE IT.

Its like stealing all of the left shoes...
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Dec 15 2004 03:40am

Drathir
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 Drathir

Aww, then go with the unplugging the keyboards. Hehe. But I would do it in a way that it was only unplugged a teeny bit, so unless you actually pushed it in, the you woulden't know it was unplugged :P

-Drath
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Dec 15 2004 03:36am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
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 (Jedi)Obi-JK

Oh yeah they are not windows, machines most are NetBSD (unix) so that really wont do anything
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Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

-Steve (Obi)


Dec 15 2004 03:22am

Drathir
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 Drathir

Unplug their keyboards! Or even better, walk by and hit the insert key on everyones keyboard, and hear the hilarity enuse!

:D

-Drath
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