| The dark(er) side of SARED | |
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Casual - Student  |
Now, we all know Sared as the good kid of the block. The one who always runs home to his mama's call. The one who always gives from his own and takes nothing in return. The one who everyone picks on, but the minute he's not around they feel that something crucial is missing from the place. Sared. A true jewel in the rough. We all love him. Some scientists have tried to create complex equations using astral arithmetics in the vain attempt to unearth a simple formula that defines Sared's mighty fine qualities. These experiments have proven unsuccessful mainly due to the fact that the scientists one after another came to with the reality of how pointless such a study actually is. Sared's disposition is unresearchable, or unresearchworthy as such. Sared is also well known for his impeccable grammar and high-class speech. We all know of the pain he feels when someone with not such an esteemed vocabulary enters a chat room with Sared. He would fall on the floor, twisting in immense pain that soars through his nervous system like the creeping hands of winter ploughing through the lovingly caressed corn fields of summer. Sared, the image of perfection when it comes to written and/or spoken discourse, is a model for all of us lesser beings. His grammar is gorgeus. His vocabulary is voluptious. His diphtongs are diamond. So it pains me to show you the startling evidence of a IRC conversation that involved Sared, the patriarch of pronunciation. It truly pains me... it's terrible... the horror... I'm sorry, I'm suffering from a lack of words to describe this utterly unsettling event. See for yourselves: [ 00:10:18 ] [ Xhsya ] Where is teh Jacne on TS? [ 00:10:31 ] [ Sared|School ] woah [ 00:10:31 ] [ Casual- ] kids these days [ 00:10:33 ] [ Sared|School ] grammer man [ 00:10:37 ] [ Sared|School ] Jacne [ 00:10:38 ] [ Sared|School ] wow [ 00:10:41 ] [ Sared|School ] thats awesome [ 00:10:41 ] [ Menaxia ] ??? [ 00:10:43 ] [ Sared|School ]  [ 00:10:44 ] [ Casual- ] yeah sared, that's sick [ 00:10:45 ] [ Sared|School ] notthing [ 00:11:00 ] [ Xhsya ] ! [ 00:11:08 ] [ Casual- ] are you like me, so that every typo feels like a stab in the ribs? [ 00:11:11 ] [ Casual- ] or is it really just me [ 00:11:11 ] [ Sared|School ] I mean, that was a clear typo that utterly slaughtered a perfectly cool name. [ 00:11:14 ] [ Sared|School ] YES!!!!!!!!!! [ 00:11:15 ] [ Sared|School ] err [ 00:11:15 ] ! Menaxia has missed something apparently more amusing than a typ-o [ 00:11:17 ] [ Sared|School ] YSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 00:11:23 ] [ Casual- ] OUCH [ 00:11:24 ] [ Casual- ] stop it! [ 00:11:30 ] [ Sared|School ] OAKY!!!!! [ 00:11:36 ] [ Casual- ] THE PAIN! [ 00:11:42 ] ! Sared|School is feeling rather sadistic [ 00:11:48 ] ! Menaxia wants to help [ 00:11:48 ] [ Sared|School ] +massicism [ 00:11:56 ] [ Sared|School ] you want to hlep? [ 00:11:59 ] [ Casual- ] ouch [ 00:12:03 ] [ Casual- ] THE HORROR THE HORROR [ 00:12:05 ] [ Menaxia ] I od want ot hlep [ 00:12:10 ] [ Sared|School ] !!! [ 00:12:13 ] [ Casual- ] !!! [ 00:12:15 ] [ Sared|School ] ok, I felt that one [ 00:12:15 ] ! Casual- dies [ 00:12:20 ] ! Menaxia gggiles her head off [ 00:12:22 ] [ Sared|School ] that hurt [ 00:12:23 ] [ Sared|School ] !!! [ 00:12:35 ] [ Casual- ] sread sthu teh fcku pu! [ 00:12:41 ] [ Sared|School ] !!!!!!!!1 [ 00:12:43 ] [ Menaxia ] myabe [ 00:12:46 ] [ Sared|School ] AIEEEEEE!!!! [ 00:12:52 ] [ Casual- ] FEEL THE PIAN! [ 00:12:53 ] [ Menaxia ] btu this is fnu you have ot admit [ 00:12:54 ] [ Casual- ] FEEL THE PIAN! [ 00:12:57 ] [ Sared|School ] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 [ 00:13:13 ] ! Casual- slaps Sared|School around a bit with TEH PAHNTOM TRUOT [ 00:13:16 ] ! Sared|School looks for the ref that has that gun [ 00:13:19 ] [ Sared|School ] !!! [ 00:13:23 ] [ Menaxia ] SAVE THE TRUOT [ 00:13:24 ] [ Sared|School ] thief! [ 00:13:26 ] [ Menaxia ] SAVE THE TRUOT [ 00:13:28 ] [ Menaxia ] SAVE THE TRUOT [ 00:13:30 ] [ Casual- ] MWWAHAHAHA [ 00:13:33 ] [ Sared|School ] you stole my slap bind! [ 00:13:38 ] [ Menaxia ] SAVE THE TRUOT [ 00:13:38 ] [ Sared|School ] AIEEEE!!!!! [ 00:13:43 ] ! Sared|School starts cringing [ 00:13:43 ] [ Casual- ] and I TYPONATED IT [ 00:13:49 ] [ Sared|School ] ACK! [ 00:13:51 ] [ Menaxia ] [ 00:13:57 ] · · Nick: Casual- : [ Typonator ] [ 00:13:59 ] ! Menaxia deosn't caer [ 00:14:02 ] [ Sared|School ] !!! [ 00:14:04 ] [ Sared|School ] PAIN [ 00:14:06 ] [ Typonator ] PIAN [ 00:14:12 ] [ Menaxia ] NIAP [ 00:14:14 ] [ Typonator ] BELUOVE ON [ 00:14:16 ] [ Typonator ] NILLPE [ 00:14:23 ] [ Sared|School ] MY BRAN CELLS ARE DIYING!!!! [ 00:14:24 ] [ Menaxia ] huh? [ 00:14:27 ] [ Menaxia ] YAY [ 00:14:30 ] [ Typonator ] AYY [ 00:14:35 ] [ Menaxia ] missoin accompilshed [ 00:15:09 ] · · Nick: Typonator : [ Casual- ] [ 00:15:16 ] [ Sared|School ] leik, o mi gawd, dats leik, tooootally kewl nowe! [ 00:15:39 ] [ Sared|School ] ....look what uve reduced me two..... [ 00:15:56 ] [ Sared|School ] I should maim you. Violently. [ 00:16:10 ] [ Casual- ] Sared, get a grip! *SLAP* [ 00:16:14 ] [ Sared|School ] ! [ 00:16:28 ] ! Sared|School wakes up [ 00:16:30 ] [ Sared|School ] Where was I? [ 00:16:32 ] [ Casual- ] You're decomposing into a heap of unidentifiable vocabular anomalies [ 00:16:34 ] [ Menaxia ] i don't know [ 00:16:37 ] [ Menaxia ] over there Sared [ 00:16:43 ] [ Sared|School ] What happened? [ 00:16:49 ] [ Menaxia ] my no noooo [ 00:16:54 ] [ Sared|School ] Where am I? [ 00:16:58 ] [ Menaxia ] here [ 00:17:10 ] [ Sared|School ] Who slapped me? [ 00:17:13 ] [ Casual- ] I did [ 00:17:15 ] [ Menaxia ] no idea [ 00:17:16 ] [ Casual- ] You were talking typos [ 00:17:20 ] [ Sared|School ] Who are you? [ 00:17:22 ] [ Casual- ] It scared me man [ 00:17:23 ] [ Sared|School ] What was I doing? [ 00:17:24 ] [ Menaxia ] me [ 00:17:26 ] [ Menaxia ] nothing [ 00:17:33 ] [ Sared|School ] o_O [ 00:17:47 ] [ Sared|School ] Menaxia, that never gets quoted again. Ever. [ 00:17:48 ] [ Casual- ] omg [ 00:17:53 ] [ Sared|School ] For both our sakes. [ 00:17:55 ] [ Menaxia ] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH [ 00:18:08 ] [ Sared|School ]  [ 00:18:15 ] [ Casual- ] Sared, it won't be quoted as such, but you've just earned a thread in the JA forums [ 00:18:24 ] [ Menaxia ] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA [ 00:18:40 ] [ Sared|School ] That was pretty good though, I swear the channel went into dead silence for at least twenty seconds when you said that. Especially the lines I isolated prove my point. Shame on you Sared. Shame on you. /me throws a bunch of dead english professors at Sared _______________ Thanks to the human heart by which we live, Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears, To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. This post was edited by Casual on Feb 14 2005 10:43pm. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Quote: [ 00:14:23 ] [ Sared|School ] MY BRAN CELLS ARE DIYING!!!! OMG not the bran cells! /me runs to find Sared some prunes _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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I don't see anytihng wrong _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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3th - Retired 
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one of the few people we can forgive for being in love with the sound of his own voice!  well, ok. honestly i don't forgive him, more like tolerate him  _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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Well anyone who has know him for awhile knows that Sared really is evil incarnate. I bet his terrible use of the english language was probably just some foul ploy to get us all involved in a vile money pyramid scheme. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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