| Load of Star Wars Rhymes (funny stuff :) | |
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Jake Kainite - Student  |
Found this whilst browsing about, they get better towards the bottom.... There once was a Jedi named Anakin Who couldn't out act a mannequin Turned into Vader with lost bones And sounds like James Earl Jones Now he'll never have to whine again There once was a man named Han Solo, He gave Princess Leia her Holeo, Her brother named Luke, Neglected to puke, And instead chopped off her heavy breathing dads hand There once was a boy from Tattooine Who left his home became grown and got too mean Soon he would fall, friends and family appalled ... and Yoda lived on cuz he's goo green! There are only ever two Sith One needs the other to train with Anakin brings balance to the force In due time of course But then again it was only a myth There once was a Jedi named Anakin Who's anger we know caused him to sin He killed all his friends His long hair had split ends He really should have listened to Qui Gonn Jin (best one ) George Lucas was once a go-getter - A cinemagraphic trend setter. But Star Wars of late Really isn’t that great. The original three were much better. I finally saw Episode Three. Lots of death and explosions and glee. She was pregnant with twins When the movie begins And the sex we did not get to see. There once was a man named Vader. Who took joy in force choking haters. But along comes this fluke, whose name happened to be Luke. And stab his ass with a light saber. And with saber stuck in his bum. Vader claimed that luke was his son. And he said with a grin, that felt a little like sin. I sure did enjoy boffing your mum. So luke burned the body with care. And watch the ashs blow into the air. And he smiled and smirked, thinking how vader would be erked. If he knew ben and her had an affair. There once was this heavy breathing kook who spawned a geek named Luke They met with a hut named Jabba got stoned and listened to ABBA And exclaimed I am the disco Duke Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, People who write poems about Star Wars are big geeks, Go shoot yourself. _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side  |
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Lithaerien - Student 
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Quote: I finally saw Episode Three. Lots of death and explosions and glee. She was pregnant with twins When the movie begins And the sex we did not get to see. hahaha lmao ROFLMAO!!! _______________ "The Dark Side? I've been there... Do your worst!" ~Kyle Katarn "Don't force it" ~GeForce |
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Master Bandon - Student 
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Quote: I finally saw Episode Three. Lots of death and explosions and glee. She was pregnant with twins When the movie begins And the sex we did not get to see. hahaha lmao _______________ A Jedi shall not know Anger...nor Hate...nor Love. -Jedi Master Bandon 
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Quote: I finally saw Episode Three. Lots of death and explosions and glee. She was pregnant with twins When the movie begins And the sex we did not get to see. hahaha _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Heh, the George Lucas limerick was nice.  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Master Bandon - Student 
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lmao, very good at the bottom, i love the finishing rhymes _______________ A Jedi shall not know Anger...nor Hate...nor Love. -Jedi Master Bandon
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