Alert - Public Toilets -Serious Message | |
Gradius - ex-Student |
Forwarded Email Quote: This is not a joke Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals overa 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to havenothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail. The big break! came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed upat a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection ofthe toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about. I don't know if this is true or not really, as I have seen no evidence of this anywhere in the news. But watch your bums! _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This post was edited by Gradius on Jun 14 2005 09:08pm. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Email warnings are so entertaining. I get quite a good laugh out of these. |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger ![]() |
DJ hoax-o-matic strikes again! ![]() _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
SaZ - Student ![]() |
omg its nothing more disguisting when gettin pwned by something that hit your butt ![]() reminds me some fishes who live in public beaches and their favorite food is bitting 'special' places of humans. omg ![]() _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
Phantom - Student ![]() |
Ya see this is why I never take a dump in a public place (besides the fact that my schools bathroom is disgusting). Now this may not be true but I still refues to shit in a public place. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
Ash - Eats Babies ![]() |
Crazy urban legends. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
Bail Hope of Belouve - Student |
what? couldn't hear you, because of those beans I ate ![]() _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Gradius - Ex-Student |
I need one of those setups ![]() _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
Bail Hope of Belouve - Student |
phew thought for a while of checking my toilet seat while I'm chatting ... yes, I use my toilet seat as a chair. Anything wrong with that? ![]() _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council ![]() |
Time to strike down the hoaxes! Go snopes go! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/buttspdr.htm _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Jun 14 2005 08:59pm. |
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