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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
Did you ever have a substitute teacher in class and instead of calling attendance he/she would just hand out a piece of paper for everyone to sign? In my classes, there would always be some joker (sometimes me ) that would put some weird names down. These are some that I've heard over the years.
Mike Hunt (the classic) Jim Shorts Buster Hyman Dick Hertz ...more to come... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I had a science teacher that used to be in the Navy. Almost every day we'd just ask him something Navy related and the whole hour we'd learn nothing about science. Good thing I didn't need that class to graduate HS.
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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MOS, i am torn between hating you for having such a cool teacher, and thinkin that the teacher is sooooooooooo cool.
btw, i had a sub one day, and all we did was talk about beer, drinking stories, etc....very cool guy. _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters This comment was edited by SirBizNatch on Mar 23 2003 07:00am. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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yeah I know these things 
wasnt reffering to ur story, anyway. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Well, I was in 9th grade which was...1984? or so. That was way b4 all this students with guns in school bullcrap. Plus they were little disk guns. They could only hurt if you hit someone with the butt end of the gun.
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, its way better over here, I guess. I live in a small city. and ppl aint got guns and stuff at school.... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Rofl Billy, god I would have liked to see that.
Hehe, my class have got 4-5 teachers to quit teaching at our school at all. We are so mean to them... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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In junior HS, I think 9th grade, we had a sub for our band class (only time I've ever heard of that). We'd start playing one of our songs, and when certain sections had a few measures of rests, we'd take out these disk guns and shoot them at the teacher when he was looking down at the score. This guy had an afro(white guy) and we'd try to get the little disks stuck in his hair. He kinda realized what was going on and stopped the band and started screamin' and yellin'. Then, he stormed into the band office, slammed the door and broke it. All the time with a couple of the disks in his hair. After that, I heard he gave up on teaching and joined a wedding band.
I feel bad now, but at the time it was just the funniest thing. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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omg yeah.
I hope that dishonest talking guy wasnt you _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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Last sememster, we had the coolest subsitute ever.
"Now, you MAY have heard that I let the class before this cheat on the test. That is true. I will not, however, be that easy on you." *sighing* "You are permitted to help each other and use the text book." *cries of w00t fill the air, except for...* "Mr. McGinn, isn't that dishonest?" "Sarah, let me tell you a secret. When you students look back on high school, you will not remember this pointless test. You will remember sports, sex, music and drugs. You CAN and SHOULD make it through life by doing as little as possible and disobeying everything that any respectable person will tell you." Yeah. That guy was my hero. _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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we once had a substitute teacher that turned out to be our real teacher in the upcoming semester....
we didnt use fake names but I swapped the name with my mate.... that was much more fun _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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.Templar. - Ex-Student 
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Nah man I usually got the cool substitute teachers, they would come in and say "is everyone here?" no one would answer and they would say "Good, now do whatever you normally do, just be quiet, I'm going to read a book"
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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oh yeah... forgot the first name
I gotta watch it again and note some names hehe _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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lol...don't forget Incontinentia Buttocks
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Lol, Biggus Dickus, classic Monthy Python name. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, what about my all-time-favorites
Biggus Dickus Ignatia Buttocks and these hilarious names the crowd jells at biggus near the end _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFL!
Anita Bath Anne Teak Dick Bender April May (real name of girl i knew) _______________ make install -not war |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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Hugh G. Rection
Fifty days in the saddle by General Raw E. Balls _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Another one I remember from the Simpsons:
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Gold Leader - Ex-Student |
Amanda Hugandkiss, classic Simpsons... _______________ Say hello, and goodbye. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL...that used to be our code word for it. We used to just call someone a Pryor, Dreyfuss or someone else who's 1st name is Richard.
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Buzz - Student 
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Paging Richard Smoker, Paging Richard Smoker
Yeah his name is Richard but we call him Big Dick You figure it out  . I suggest downloading the song Paging Richard Smoker _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Just thought of some more:
Hugh Jass Phil McKracken Connie Lingus Anna Crucis (if you've studied music theory, this one will make sense) _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Mistral - Ex-Student 
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ROFL
Buster Hyman is also an honourable pastime  . |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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hehe, I'm the guy who says that _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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