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FaDed - Student  |
1) It's cool to be a guitar player.
2) Guitars don't talk. They only scream. 3) A guitar will never complain about you leaving the toilet seat up. 4) You can use a guitar to get a woman. Not vice versa. 5) All you have to do is flip a switch to turn a guitar on. 6) It's ok to have more than one guitar. 7) You can let your friends play your guitar. 8) If you break the g-string you don't have to go into a Victoria's Secret to get a new one. 9) Fathers with shotguns. 'Nuff said. 10) Infinite number of positions. 11) A guitar won't make you sleep on the couch. 12) Guitars get better with age. 13) You actually want to take your guitar out. 14) That whole time of the month thing. 15) You like your guitar's friends. 16) A guitar can't say no. 17) Your guitar will never ask for money. 18) Guitars fit in your trunk and under your bed. 19) You don't have to sit with your guitar and hold it when you're done. 20) It's ok to be caught with your guitar. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Of course I'd never use it to its full potential.. its the coolness and the "wall of sound in my living room" factors that make me crave it.  _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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FaDed - Student 
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again i say that marshall stacks, or any stack for that matter, are a complete waste. they're only good if you spend another grand to get a stellar head and play live shows a lot.
Moral of the Story - Faded does not like marshall stacks. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well, these JCM900 are neat indeed.
my bands guitar player has got a JCM900, with 2 marshall boxes, but he sold/swapped them. there's no need to be that loud 
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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I play the frankenaxe! A freind of my uncle built it from the parts of various lesser Telecasters and gave it to my uncle in lieu of some money he owed him. My uncle is a guitar collector (he has about 35 or so guitars), so he gave me the guitar. I play it on a Marshall Valvestate 65. I really think that guitar is all I'll ever need. When I fall into a hill of money I'd buy a Marshall JCM 800 or 900 full stack. They're neat.  _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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FaDed - Student 
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my recommendation would be to look on ebay. that's where i got mine. since you're not crazy about sound or great playability yet, that is the place to look. my hamer was a great first guitar. i might also suggest a washburn or peavey. both are great learners. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hehe, well, thats a pity, then, billy
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!!
The only problem fizz, is that my piano was at my mother's house, so that move wouldn't work for me  .
Faded-any recommendations for a 1st guitar? I'm not looking for a crazy awesome sounding guitar, just something relatively cheap to start out on, maybe in the $100-150 range. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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hehe
You know, u cant beat a slow version of "you are so beautiful" on the piano ... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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FaDed - Student
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good fizz...very good. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, Billy, as play the piano, too, I always did it like this: (talking to a cute girl)
"well, do you like music ?" "yeah, I do." "so, would u mind if I'd play a song for you ?" "oooh that is sooo sweeeet" *gah* "well, _unfortunately_ I have my piano at my place...." "well, thats ok, lets just go there" there u are and those guitar folks can spend the night to think wheter the decision to play guitar was _that_ smart
j/K, ppl, j/k _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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One reason I want to learn guitar is to get some women to pay attention to me. It's tough to carry an upright piano around.
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Plo Koon - Student 
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ahahhaah  _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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FaDed - Student
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no one said anything about giving up women, bubu. they are a very integral part to a man's survival. no women = no men. simple. all we're saying is why, in some instances, it is better to have a guitar than a woman. now if someone is willing to come up with why women are better than guitars, i would love to hear about it. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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guys, guys... ts ts ts /amshake
you don't know what its like to play on a Hammond R-100 with two leslies.... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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 i would never give away my women for any guitar! _______________ make install -not war |
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FaDed - Student
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what dreadnaught did you buy?
and unless you plan on doing a lot of live playing, a marshall stack is a total waste. it's so expensive for the immense power that you can rarely use. not that it wouldn't be awesome to have one, i wouldn't mind. but i think there are other things much more worth your money. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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damnit.
I got a 1963 Fender Strat. Its cool cuz its got the original terrible pick ups on it. I also bought a Martin Clapton from this guy for a cool $500. I sold it to a store for 1100 and got a dreadnaught and a nice chunk for a Marshall Stack. BWAHAHAHAH _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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This discussion is so....meaningless.
I LOVE IT ! _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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FaDed - Student
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i am the proud owner of...*takes a deep breathe*
Hamer Slammer: black, double humbucking pick-ups, lists at $350, paid $124, **it's a piece, but it's my first guitar **
Schecter A-7 Diamond Series: silver, seven-string, double humbucking pick-ups, black/chrome hardware, lists at $700, paid $253, **gorgeous, great for hardrock and metal** Conn Acoustic: steel string, laminated spruce top, solid mahogany back, abalone inlay, lists at $840, paid $500, **beautiful rich tone, swift action, love to take this downtown and play for money **
Alvarez AC60SC Acoustic/Electric: nylon string, solid spruce top, solid mahogany back, cut-away body, built in Piezo acoustic pick-ups, lists at $900, paid $450, **amazing classical performance guitar, better for more than just kum-bi-ya** Ibanez AR2000 Artist Prestige: woodgrain gold, solid body-neck joint, double humbucking pick-ups, gold hardware, abalone inlay, lists at $2000, paid $1260, **by far my favorite guitar, built like a les paul, blows any les paul i've played clean out of the water** there ya have it folks. those are my precious babies. feel free to post your axes here to. i'd love to know what you use to impress the ladies. This comment was edited by FaDed on Mar 16 2003 01:12am. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Silenco, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LEAVE THE LID DOWN?! _______________ slorp |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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yeah i play too,i know watcha mean FaDeD _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Silencio - Student 
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It's funny because it's true _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Hey Faded, you're a guitar player I assume. What kind of axe(s) do you have. I'm no guitar expert, but I like a nice looking/sounding guitar. I plan on learning to play myself. I already play keyboards, trombone and a very little bit of bass guitar.
Rock on!
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Sniya - Student 
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hey but do you want all the nice lookin women to turn into guitars? _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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Drako - Ex-Student 
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Hmmm you make some good points there lol _______________ Woogie Woogie w00t w00t ♂♥♣♠ ○o╝ │-_╤╕ |
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