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[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms [12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls. [12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY ######, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE! <ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright <ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer <Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright <Jenova>: He's a scary mofo jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp? <Jumper> people still use lisp ? <Liqd_Work> people started using lisp? <MediArc> people can program? <Jumper> ..people ? <MediArc> ?? <drlion> there was light? Rottencrotch> h0k do u have months in holland? <hokhokk> ##### <hokhokk> no we only have minutes <Rottencrotch> omg <hokhokk> its 238472893765 today <Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc <Neon[UK]>its just so much better <Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?! <Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee? Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh ######! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... EDIT: and all u ppl who voted 'my car hit a tree' ish nature haters! _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ This post was edited by Nuebus on Jul 05 2005 11:59am. |
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Nuebus - Student 
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gonna add more of these every couple o days  (harm_) math has never been my strongpoint (harm_) or english (harm_) or school (harm_) or girls (harm_) or life <MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat you up. [loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy [Crysanna] you need cheese with that [loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese. [loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries Reelr123: whats up k8 z swimmer: who are you? Reelr123: you dont remember? k8 z swimmer: nope Reelr123: i m bummed k8 z swimmer: clay? Reelr123: nope k8 z swimmer: ooool k8 z swimmer: k k8 z swimmer: so who the heck are ya Reelr123: its me Reelr123: guess Reelr123: i have admired you for a long time k8zswimmer: Who are you? Reelr123: i have known u for a long time k8zswimmer: way to freak me out yo Reelr123: I love you more then the world k8zswimmer: tmi.... WHO THE ###### ARE YOU?!?! Reelr123: I know exactly what u r doing as we speak. And you better get to bed right this instant Reelr123: or u r grounded from the computer k8zswimmer: MOM?!? *In private* <KaaLee> Well, he hasn't said a thing while I've been in here. <CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I'll draw him out. Just watch!! *In the chat room* [22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys [22:11:17] <D-BOY> ###### off stabb nobody wants to ######ing hear what you have to say *In private* <CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That's gotta be a record!!!!!! <KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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DJK - Student 
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Quote: Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh ######! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... Hahahha!! |
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Nuebus - Student
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rofl inuyasha... _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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That's great, Inuyasha!!! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Nuebus - Student
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*slap* *slap* *slap* _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I found that one on the Gentoo forums a while ago. Funny stuff. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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=..::Iñù¥asHa::..= - Student 
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LMAO if ur looking for odd conversations check this out tis a bit long but funny as hell: QUOTE * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> why do you kick me <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally <bitchchecker> answer! <The Anarchist> we didn't kick you <The Anarchist> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) <bitchchecker> what ping man <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right <bitchchecker> i even have dst <bitchchecker> you banned me <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch <HopperHunter|afk> LOL <HopperHunter|afk> s**t you're stupid, DST^^ <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! <bitchchecker> for two weaks already <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. <The Anarchist> You're a real computer expert <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you <The Anarchist> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead <The Anarchist> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 <The Anarchist> or maybe 127.0.0.1 <The Anarchist> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted <The Anarchist> Now I'm frightened <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead <bitchchecker> say goodbye <The Anarchist> to whom? <bitchchecker> to you man <bitchchecker> buy buy <The Anarchist> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his almighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. thus the attack on my PC was a total failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned. QUOTE * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone <Metanot> lol <The Anarchist> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man <bitchchecker> say buy buy <Metanot> ah, p**s off <bitchchecker> buy buy anarchist * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. QUOTE · bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <bitchchecker> anarchsit you son of a bitch <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you? <The Anarchist> What's up bitchchecker? <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal <bitchchecker> fire wall <The Anarchist> maybe, i don't know <bitchchecker> i'm 26 <Metanot> such behaviour at 26? <The Anarchist> how did you find out that I have a firewall? <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me <bitchchecker> be a man turn that s**t off <The Anarchist> cool, didn't know this was possible. <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves? <The Anarchist> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the anarch but the sucker has a fire wall the <Metanot> what firewall do you have? <bitchchecker> like a girl <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus <The Anarchist> Noo <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off <bitchchecker> you're afraid <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall <bitchchecker> anathsti turn off your shit wall! <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking <bitchchecker> shut up <Metanot> lol <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I waited to see what happens next. QUOTE <The Anarchist> bitchchecker, a friend showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^ <bitchchecker> wort man <The Anarchist> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack! <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <The Anarchist> 127.0.0.1 <The Anarchist> it's easy <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted <The Anarchist> moment…. <The Anarchist> i'll take a look Just to check I started up Firefox Had I underestimated him? No… QUOTE <bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch <The Anarchist> that's bad <bitchchecker> anarchist you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted <The Anarchist> yes, there's nothing i can do about it <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? No… but how did this remtard come to such a conclusion?, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was advising me on my music choices..completely random…. QUOTE <bitchchecker> tupac rules <bitchchecker> anarchist you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And all my work, I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the mastermind hacker said it was deleted.... QUOTE <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol <He> why doesn't meta say anything <The Anarchist> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing <Black<TdV>> ^^ <bitchchecker> your d: is gone <He> go on BITCH The guy is good: My CD-drive is supposedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my CD-ROM into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives. QUOTE <bitchchecker> anarchist man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer? Should I burst his bubble of psychotic delusion? QUOTE * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the AKA "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... He also threatened me with his amazing language talents QUOTE <bitchchecker> shut up man i have advanced german  will he use my ip to find out my location then order german paratroopers to invade and take over???_______________ 'People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value to gain something, that is the principle of equivalent trade in Alchemy' - Edward Elric This comment was edited by =..::Iñù¥asHa::..= on Jul 04 2005 08:02pm. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Haha, awesome stuff. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Nuebus - Student
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<--- has a migrain... being a prick... if u read the above i will slap u. _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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