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Sep 14 2025 06:24am

Jacen Aratan
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Plo, Silencio, Katan and Super have already seen the Light, do not be the last. The cookies are evil, they will force you to eat cookies all the time with no other oppotunities than to eat chocolate. You will get fat! Do not let them get you! The JAC's have already been persuaded I am afraid, but it is not too late. Join me and we shall make the JAC's see the Light and abbandon Darkness forever. My loyal subordinates will get good rewards if they serve me well.

Join me!

I am Light,
I am Darkness,
I am Earth,
I am Warmth,
I am Coldness,
I am Water,
I am God,

I am All Powerfull

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Mar 17 2003 12:28pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Jacen, I will consider your offer.......
:cool:

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Mar 17 2003 08:48am

Jacen Aratan
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Are you questioning my motives??!! *raises hand for hitting Tito* Eh, nothing to see here, the cookies tempted me a second! :D Well it's good to see you are coming to your senses Tito. Dane power!

Do I really sound like Palpatine? Cool... :cool:

Mar 17 2003 08:31am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

By the way, Aratan... U sound like Palpatine, are u sure that u are one of the good guys? :)
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Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Mar 17 2003 08:30am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Sorry, Aratan! I was tempted by the c00kie side! I shall not fail you again... We danes should stick together! So far, we are 4 danes... Well, I only know 4:

TiTo (that's me, if u hadn't realized it)
Jacen Aratan
Private Wiseguy
Oppo

PLEAZE, IF THERE ARE MORE DANES OUT THERE WE MUST FIND THEM!!!!!!!!!!! REPORT IN NOW, DANES, AND GET A MEDAL MADE OF REAL CHOCOLATE!!!:)

BTW - My translation was the incorrect one
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Mar 17 2003 08:20am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

First of all, Billy: How about you administrates the Indic Ocean (Australia, New Zealand, etc.) in exchange for your help in the war?

Second, SBN: Do not worry, we danes is from a long line of vikings, there will be plenty of beer and womens for everyone.

Third, Plo: Bullshit! ;) Jedi's is supposed to keep a firm hand and guid the lesser knowing creatures. The Light/Dark Side is only a tool we can use in our effort.

Fourth, Tito: Traitor! We danes must stick together!
And btw it was C00kie_L0ver's translation who was the correct one....


And to all you who talk about the Light: The Light is powerfull, as is the Darkness wich is also my ally. The flames of Hell is nothing against the punishment offered if you go against my plans. No human can destroy me! No matter how you fight me I will always come back as a faceless evil.
I AM THE RULER, I AM THE ALMIGHTY!

This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Mar 17 2003 08:27am.

Mar 17 2003 02:05am

Silent Whisper
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 Silent Whisper

what's the purpose of this thread again?
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Mar 17 2003 12:50am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Jacen, I'm here to help u:

quote
"jeg er da ligeglad, så snart jeg har overtaget JA udrydder jeg alle dem jeg ikke kan bruge!"

Real translation: "You are all horse a*ses, I'm the only good one in the JA, U can all eat your own s**t"









HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I'm really secretly on the C00kie Side! *starts singin Ice Cube lyrics*
"Bow Down when you come to my town
Bow down when we west-ward bound cuz
we aint no haters like you
Bow Down to some c00kies that's greater than
you"
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Mar 16 2003 11:00pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

im no ones side.
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Mar 16 2003 10:02pm

SirBizNatch
 - Student
 SirBizNatch

im stayin neutral. wait how bout i start a third party in this war! we are the vikings, and if you join me there will be much plunder and women!:D

im not afraid of c00kies, ive got a big glass of milk with his name on it. and i bought a pair of sunglasses ta block out jacen's light.

mua hahaahahahaha! join me and lets go A-VIKING!:D:D
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Mar 16 2003 07:12pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

i am a Jedi like my father before me...


Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.

Jedi use their powers to defend and

protect,never to attack others,

Jedi respect all life,in any form.

Jedi server others than rule over them,

for the good of the galaxy.

Jedi seek to improve

themselves through

knowledge and training.
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Mar 16 2003 05:54pm

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

hmm...decisions decisions...i can't decide..cookies are good, but if they have nuts in them bits get stuck in your teeth and such...and Jacen sounds alright. but he's a quote for ya "Don't be blinded by the light, so you cannot see the truth.."

whom shall i choose...
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Mar 16 2003 03:48pm

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

well, if u were Earth, Wind & Fire, I would think of it ;)
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Mar 16 2003 03:28pm

Mistral
 - Ex-Student
 Mistral

But Billy, if you took the 1000 points you'd have infinity plus 999 points. Wow.:D.

Actually no. Just remembered that's against the law or something. Damn.

Quick Jacen, give him something bigger that Australia before he wanders off:eek:.

Mar 16 2003 03:22pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

You'll have to do better than that! I already have infinity minus one points. Who needs points when you have force sensitive hockey pucks!:D

Wasn't some one offering Australia on another thread?

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Mar 16 2003 08:30am

Mistral
 - Ex-Student
 Mistral

Propaganda, that's all it is!!!
Soon, CookieLover, it will be time for you to cash in your chips!

Battlin Billy, I propose a truce. As allies we could end this war swiftly.
How does 1000 points sound?:D

Mar 16 2003 07:21am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

You cannot trust his translation, he is just trying to win supporters because he got no. It really says "As soon as I have destroyed you (the cookies) I will give my followers their reward."

Tito, come on in and tell them what it says.

Mar 16 2003 06:53am

Psycho
 - Ex-Student
 Psycho

<Jacen_Aratan> jeg er da ligeglad, så snart jeg har overtaget JA udrydder jeg alle dem jeg ikke kan bruge!
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Translation:

<Jacen_Aratan>I dont care, as soon as Ive taken over JA, Ill destroy everyone I cant use!
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Mar 16 2003 05:01am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Thank you very much for telling me about those pucks. now it's just a matter of time before they are history.... *looking at my watch*

And I would take it easy if I were you Billy, I am not above taking out political abnominals.

:D

Mar 15 2003 07:47pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Ahhh...these aren't just ordinary pucks! I've imbued them with force powers!

They're waiting........

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Mar 15 2003 07:20pm

Silencio
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 Silencio

hmmm, I agree that the pux could be dangerous, but doesn't hockey pux need someone to shoot them? that's what makes rabbits so dangerous; their ability to operate alone and think independently, while still having the ability to function as a large group when needed. that's why they're COMMANDO rabbits:cool:

All hail the bunny wabbits!
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Mar 15 2003 07:00pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Little does anyone know, an army of hockey pucks is gathering in Antartica. It could spell doom for both the rabbits and the cookies!

Beware of the PUCKS!
:D

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Mar 15 2003 03:21pm

Drako
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 Drako

hmmm ok i am with ya:D
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Mar 15 2003 12:17pm

Mistral
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 Mistral

Then let battle commence!!!
The cookies shall crumble before our might:mad:.
And when all is done let nothing but crumbs be left in our wake!!!

Now, what should I wear to Camdodia? Hmmm...:cool:

Mar 15 2003 10:31am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Thank you Mistral, we need all the help we can get.

The reward of wich I speak is a matter of personal taste. You want Cambodia? There you go. You want 50 points? There you go.

But remember it is first after our victory we will give the big rewards.

Maybe you /are/ fat... and then I will blaime the cookies, but you doesn't sound fat.

This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Mar 15 2003 10:43am.

Mar 15 2003 10:23am

Mistral
 - Ex-Student
 Mistral

I SERVE NO MAN!!!
Unless the price is right of course. If you want the services of The Galaxies Sexiest Jedi you'll have to do better.
so...
1. Of what rewards do you speak? Be more specific.

2. How do you know I'm not already fat?

I award you 500 points to aid your campaign:D.

This comment was edited by Mistral on Mar 15 2003 10:24am.

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