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=..::Iñù¥asHa::..= - Student  |
iv'e had a interesting day, i'm half way through my paper round when some crazy mofo starts to insult me , i tell him where to stick it then comes after me and grabs me by the neck, so i twated him one in the face.. i mean they guy is like 30 odd and obvoiusly insane.. i'm 15 and 6ft5 so i dunno what he was thinking.. beat the crap out of him thou... .. the story of my life..._______________ 'People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value to gain something, that is the principle of equivalent trade in Alchemy' - Edward Elric |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Quote: This one time I was walking down the street wearing my awesome ninja gear and some kid opened a window, so I dragon-kicked him in the kidney. Then all of a sudden some cops come out of nowhere as if I did something wrong, and threatened to shoot me! So by now I am ultra-pissed and about to flip out and cut off heads, so I tell them that they are lame dumb-heads and they have probably never seen a girl naked. So they start shooting at me! Luckily, I caught all the bullets in my rippling muscles and threw them at the cops. Then I ran up walls and did backflips and split the rest of their skulls with Judo chops while making totally sweet Bruce Lee sounds with awesome music in the background that was better than the music in The Matrix because it had lots of wailing guitars. Then these zombies came out of the ground (they were ninja zombies by the way), so I pulled a chainsaw and sawn-off shotgun from somewhere and totally wasted all the ninja zombies while saying stuff like "This is my BOOMSTICK!" and "Gimme some sugar, baby" to the camera. Then, after I powered up to Super Saiyan 3 for a few episodes, I flew away really super fast into the sunset, and there were really awesome effects like motion-blur and lense flares. I later returned to my huge mansion with a bunch of hot babes that I can pork whenever I want. Isn't that Maddox? Sure sounds like Maddox. o_O _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
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=..::Iñù¥asHa::..= - Student 
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Quote: )&#$@# your tall! Quote: damn inu's taller then me by '3... yeh i'm a lanky bastard arn't i lol _______________ 'People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value to gain something, that is the principle of equivalent trade in Alchemy' - Edward Elric |
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Quote: This one time I was walking down the street wearing my awesome ninja gear and some kid opened a window, so I dragon-kicked him in the kidney. Then all of a sudden some cops come out of nowhere as if I did something wrong, and threatened to shoot me! So by now I am ultra-pissed and about to flip out and cut off heads, so I tell them that they are lame dumb-heads and they have probably never seen a girl naked. So they start shooting at me! Luckily, I caught all the bullets in my rippling muscles and threw them at the cops. Then I ran up walls and did backflips and split the rest of their skulls with Judo chops while making totally sweet Bruce Lee sounds with awesome music in the background that was better than the music in The Matrix because it had lots of wailing guitars. Then these zombies came out of the ground (they were ninja zombies by the way), so I pulled a chainsaw and sawn-off shotgun from somewhere and totally wasted all the ninja zombies while saying stuff like "This is my BOOMSTICK!" and "Gimme some sugar, baby" to the camera. Then, after I powered up to Super Saiyan 3 for a few episodes, I flew away really super fast into the sunset, and there were really awesome effects like motion-blur and lense flares. I later returned to my huge mansion with a bunch of hot babes that I can pork whenever I want. Isn't that Maddox? _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Nuebus - Student 
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damn inu's taller then me by '3... _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ This comment was edited by Nuebus on Jul 16 2005 07:22am. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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Quote: This one time I was walking down the street wearing my awesome ninja gear and some kid opened a window, so I dragon-kicked him in the kidney. Then all of a sudden some cops come out of nowhere as if I did something wrong, and threatened to shoot me! So by now I am ultra-pissed and about to flip out and cut off heads, so I tell them that they are lame dumb-heads and they have probably never seen a girl naked. So they start shooting at me! Luckily, I caught all the bullets in my rippling muscles and threw them at the cops. Then I ran up walls and did backflips and split the rest of their skulls with Judo chops while making totally sweet Bruce Lee sounds with awesome music in the background that was better than the music in The Matrix because it had lots of wailing guitars. Then these zombies came out of the ground (they were ninja zombies by the way), so I pulled a chainsaw and sawn-off shotgun from somewhere and totally wasted all the ninja zombies while saying stuff like "This is my BOOMSTICK!" and "Gimme some sugar, baby" to the camera. Then, after I powered up to Super Saiyan 3 for a few episodes, I flew away really super fast into the sunset, and there were really awesome effects like motion-blur and lense flares. I later returned to my huge mansion with a bunch of hot babes that I can pork whenever I want. i actually believed this story till the cops came. i can totally see a ninja walking down the street jumping into ppl's open windows to dragon kick them in t3h kidneys but catched bullets with your body . i think you would of lost like 50 health right there. rolling 20's in real life doesnt defend against a bullet my friend. well it does for me but thats another story.  This comment was edited by Cheta T. Must on Jul 16 2005 06:09am. |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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)&#$@# your tall! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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DarthMike - Student 
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dude im really sorry that was me i go nuts sometimes......... _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy |
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=..::Iñù¥asHa::..= - Student
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Quote: This one time I was walking down the street wearing my awesome ninja gear and some kid opened a window, so I dragon-kicked him in the kidney. Then all of a sudden some cops come out of nowhere as if I did something wrong, and threatened to shoot me! So by now I am ultra-pissed and about to flip out and cut off heads, so I tell them that they are lame dumb-heads and they have probably never seen a girl naked. So they start shooting at me! Luckily, I caught all the bullets in my rippling muscles and threw them at the cops. Then I ran up walls and did backflips and split the rest of their skulls with Judo chops while making totally sweet Bruce Lee sounds with awesome music in the background that was better than the music in The Matrix because it had lots of wailing guitars. Then these zombies came out of the ground (they were ninja zombies by the way), so I pulled a chainsaw and sawn-off shotgun from somewhere and totally wasted all the ninja zombies while saying stuff like "This is my BOOMSTICK!" and "Gimme some sugar, baby" to the camera. Then, after I powered up to Super Saiyan 3 for a few episodes, I flew away really super fast into the sunset, and there were really awesome effects like motion-blur and lense flares. I later returned to my huge mansion with a bunch of hot babes that I can pork whenever I want. LOL yeah the police are now involved and he is being charged with assualt, serves the bastard right _______________ 'People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value to gain something, that is the principle of equivalent trade in Alchemy' - Edward Elric |
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Flux - Student 
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This one time I was walking down the street wearing my awesome ninja gear and some kid opened a window, so I dragon-kicked him in the kidney. Then all of a sudden some cops come out of nowhere as if I did something wrong, and threatened to shoot me! So by now I am ultra-pissed and about to flip out and cut off heads, so I tell them that they are lame dumb-heads and they have probably never seen a girl naked. So they start shooting at me! Luckily, I caught all the bullets in my rippling muscles and threw them at the cops. Then I ran up walls and did backflips and split the rest of their skulls with Judo chops while making totally sweet Bruce Lee sounds with awesome music in the background that was better than the music in The Matrix because it had lots of wailing guitars. Then these zombies came out of the ground (they were ninja zombies by the way), so I pulled a chainsaw and sawn-off shotgun from somewhere and totally wasted all the ninja zombies while saying stuff like "This is my BOOMSTICK!" and "Gimme some sugar, baby" to the camera. Then, after I powered up to Super Saiyan 3 for a few episodes, I flew away really super fast into the sunset, and there were really awesome effects like motion-blur and lense flares. I later returned to my huge mansion with a bunch of hot babes that I can pork whenever I want. _______________ When great gentlemens come together in a place. It could happen. All these gentlemen are Howard's family. Everybody knows them, but nobody knows. Why they come together.......... Just play cards. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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That's quite a story! :| My dad got shot with a sawn off shotgun when he was doing his paper route. No, I am not kidding. There's still some hail (sp) inside his arm, and unless my mom has thrown them away, we still have some of the newspaper articles from when he was shot. No wonder the man hates guns. The worst part is that the guy who shot him also set off a bomb in the subway here in Norway (I can't remember if it was before or after he shot my dad). The blast killed a woman. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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