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Aug 25 2005 11:11am

Ryu
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Ryu
question: how many FBI agents do u need to change a light bulb?
answer: 10. 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to make sure nobody knows and nobody will tell.
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Aug 29 2005 05:19pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

How many Swedes does it take to change a lightbulb?

100: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to spin the house around. :D

To all non-Scandinavians: Please note that there's no racism involved in this joke. Norwegians/Swedes/Danes make fun of each other in jokes ALL THE TIME! :)
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Aug 29 2005 11:55am

Ryu
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 Ryu

thats like my happy ppl joke but here they sit and cry. good 1 though :P
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Aug 28 2005 11:31pm

Esta
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 Esta

It's true!
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Aug 28 2005 10:45pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They all just sit in the darkness and cry.
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Aug 25 2005 08:32pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

err...
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Aug 25 2005 07:12pm

BDKawika
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 BDKawika

lol :P
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Aug 25 2005 03:07pm

Aiddat
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 Aiddat

Hahaha! Good one. :D
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Aug 25 2005 03:02pm

Takaru Averre
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 Takaru Averre

Lol, nice
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Apr 19 2005 12:52am

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Aug 25 2005 01:43pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

lol :D
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Aug 25 2005 12:07pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
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 NotSoLittleCaesar

hehe =)
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Aug 25 2005 11:14am

Ryu
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 Ryu

i got another 1:

question: how many happy ppl do u need to change a light bulb?
answer: 500. 1 to change the light bulb and 499 to dance happily becuz the bulb works.
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