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Yet the coolest death!?!
Sep 23 2005 02:34am

Raydoe_Mintaka
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Raydoe_Mintaka
How would you like to die? and do explain almost all details without offending anyone!
Ill go first!

I would like to walk onto a street get hit by a car and fly fifty feet in the air! yet when i get up one more hits me and i fly another direction only to get stuck on a dump truck that when stops magically tips over and crushes half of my body and yet because no blood has been able to flow im still alive and i raise my hand towards the sky and yell out......."The dirty Monkey?....Why!!!!POR QUE!!!!!" then ninjas leap out and slice my throat!
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Sep 30 2005 04:14pm

Fenris
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 Fenris

Omni-slash.
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Sep 29 2005 08:42pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

Heart attack while playing in a rock concert that we headline.

Or even like Boromir in LOTR: FOTR :)
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Sep 29 2005 08:16pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

I only hope I die without having any pain at all ...

just quietly in my sleep
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Sep 29 2005 12:51pm

Tyrant
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 Tyrant

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At the age of 61, having sex with a hot 18 year old blonde. Whilst drunk.
Best death ever. Amen!

Sep 28 2005 10:51pm

Mreoton
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At the age of 61, having sex with a hot 18 year old blonde. Whilst drunk.


n1, im not planning on living past 40 though. Visit by death bed jace! and go guybrush!

Sep 28 2005 10:24pm

Mic Den Octela
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 Mic Den Octela

How would I like to die? Well.. jokingly, i'd like to die jumping off a plane with a life-jacket on and as im falling shout "WE'RE ON A PLANE?!"

But seriously, i'd like to die my life fulfilled, with all my loved ones around me and in sound knowledge that everything was going to be allright once i'd gone. :)
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Sep 28 2005 09:51pm

Jacen Aratan
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At the age of 61, having sex with a hot 18 year old blonde. Whilst drunk.

Sep 28 2005 09:42pm

Pink_Mintaka
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 Pink_Mintaka

ok i have recently changed my mind, if i didn't die in my sleep i would rather die as follows....


Im standing there just waiting for them to strike.. Me vs. 15 Dark Jedi paddys, after a long stare off one strikes. i take him down with one swift move of my saber. then, they all charge me at once and i take em all, after a few hours of fighting the last body falls to the ground and i proclaim victory except.... in comes their Master, yes, they ALL belonged to the same master. he jumps lands right in front of me and so begins my last fight ever. after countless hours of fighting it happens, one mishap on my part and he slices my right hand clear off, i land on my knees in front of him and that ends it all as my foe stabs me right through the neck, and i am never to fight again.

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Sep 24 2005 11:50am

SaZ
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 SaZ

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hmmmm the only cool way to die when my time comes is to die painless and quick death :)

Exactly....
like in your sleep


nah i wanna see someone alive before dieing.
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Sep 24 2005 01:06am

Mune
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 Mune

Deserted-desert area. A single tumbleweed tumbles across the lot. I take steps forward clad in my trench coat and whip out a shotgun which I pump, single handedly, a la "Terminator 2." My adversary cooly does whatever mumbo jumbo he's into. Then we dance around in some sort of circle shooting mindlessly at each other. Once we miss each other completely, not because we suck with the guns, but because we're that cool, we toss our guns to the side and draw out blades. Swords, if you will. Mine was on my back! Anyhoo, some epic duel you'd see in Star Wars or Advent Children commences. Well, eventually I'll start to wear down, as will he, and then he'll get lucky and stab me through my rib cage. Through some miraculous miracle, I'll regain my composure after he thinks he's won, tell him everything he's taken away from me, and then I'll stab right through the kisser and do CLIMHAZZARD! He'll die, and I'll land, seemingly fine.

However, what I don't realize his buddy's on a hill a couple miles away with a new ultra powered sniper rifle!
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Sep 24 2005 12:08am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Well.. yea it sorta does but i swear i wasnt thinking about RE

Sep 24 2005 12:07am

Mreoton
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Sounds a lot like Resident Evil: Appocalypse :P

Sep 24 2005 12:05am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Well just thoguht this as i read replys
i just would preferably to die defending a townzor from TONs of zombies all ol;d school withs pistols and shotguns a blazing. then as tehre all defeated i start to walk back to town as i smile in victory. and i feel a slight pain in my back and that i was scratched by a zombie. so id have to shoot myself in the head so prevent me from becoming a zombie and reinfecting the populous.
or more drqamatic like be otehrwhelmed and have to set off a bomb desecrating all teh zombies and me.

but if no zombies attack i want to be in tokyo watching the sunset and goes all quiet and non gun totting.

Sep 23 2005 11:42pm

Pink_Mintaka
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 Pink_Mintaka

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hmmmm the only cool way to die when my time comes is to die painless and quick death :)

Exactly....
like in your sleep

Sep 23 2005 11:39pm

Gil-Galad
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 Gil-Galad

Hmm if I could choose I would die standing up for something I believe in. That would be cool :cool:
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Sep 23 2005 10:09pm

Mreoton
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Defending my girlfriend from hordes of stick-wielding chavs.....and when i say hordes I MEAN HORDES!!!!

Of course I'll have Anduril and two pistols to weigh the odds a little bit in my favour.

And when I'm dying on the battlefield....she can stay with me till my last breath. :)


:'( Go romantic!

Sep 23 2005 07:51pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

hmmmm the only cool way to die when my time comes is to die painless and quick death :)
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Sep 23 2005 06:53pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

Defending my girlfriend from hordes of stick-wielding chavs.....and when i say hordes I MEAN HORDES!!!!

Of course I'll have Anduril and two pistols to weigh the odds a little bit in my favour.

And when I'm dying on the battlefield....she can stay with me till my last breath. :)
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Sep 23 2005 06:52pm

Raider
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 Raider

Choke in pizza.
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Sep 23 2005 05:20pm

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

I am immortal i cant die not even highlander style!

Sep 23 2005 04:28pm

Ra
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 Ra

Id think it would have to be Katana wielding ninja monkeys :D.................. but thats not going to happen :(
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Sep 23 2005 04:14pm

Eica
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 Eica

I'd get killed qui-gon jin style if I had a choice, which I don't :mad:


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Sep 23 2005 03:35pm

Tyrant
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 Tyrant

>.<

Sep 23 2005 01:50pm

Esta
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 Esta

Blaze of gunfire, avec ma copine.
We've already decided on this one.
XD
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Sep 23 2005 09:02am

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

There is no "cool" way to die. If it was cool to die, everyone would be doing - oh wait, they are...
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