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bono_bob - Student |
( You have to read through the whole thing in order to get the maximum laughter out of it ) Ok there were three guys at a golf course, the golf course had a huge water ditch in the middle with a road to teh side anda rocks and hils throughout the field with a building to the left. So Moses goes up to put, hits the ball making it go straight for the ditch, but he hits the ground with his put and makes the water part causing the ball to roll right through and stopping on green. Jesus Goes up to put, hits going for the ditch, but he bounces and lands on a lily pad, so he walks across teh water and hits it off the lily pad making the ball land on green. Then teh third guy goes up to put.. He hits the ball, it goes straight for the trench/ditch but it hits a rock bouncing on to the road, get hit by a truck, lands on the building to the left rolls down teh drainage pipe takes a jump off a hill, lands on the same lily pad Jesus' ball did. A frog comes and swallows teh ball, a pelican swoops up the frog. While the pelican is flying high over green the frog spits out the ball out the pelican's mouth, landing on green and rolling in for a fantastic hole in one.. Then Moses turns to Jesus and says "I really don't like playing golf with your Dad." _______________ "Darkness is simply the absence of Light" "Is it not easier to snuff out the light completely than to make no shadow or darknes at all and create pure light?" "Is there a limit to Light?" - Jawa Jedi from a galaxy far far way of the one Lucas describes ( not in that galaxy ) |
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bono_bob - Student |
yeah but Like I also said i thought it was like the official jokes of the day or something.. I have this nagging feeling about posting on permanents. _______________ "Darkness is simply the absence of Light" "Is it not easier to snuff out the light completely than to make no shadow or darknes at all and create pure light?" "Is there a limit to Light?" - Jawa Jedi from a galaxy far far way of the one Lucas describes ( not in that galaxy ) |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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You don't really have to read through the 1000 jokes there!  Just assume that no one has heard the joke you want to tell. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
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bono_bob - Student |
umm.. well I beleive in the read everythin before you post thing.. and I didnt wnat to read the 1000 jokes... and actauly I can get quite more dumb.. I could post this in the academy forum :p *EDIT* ALSO.. the perma sticky thing made it look liek it was intendedfor a rew poeple as if there were OFFICIAL jokes of the day and I thought I was not suppose to post a joke on there some how... _______________ "Darkness is simply the absence of Light" "Is it not easier to snuff out the light completely than to make no shadow or darknes at all and create pure light?" "Is there a limit to Light?" - Jawa Jedi from a galaxy far far way of the one Lucas describes ( not in that galaxy ) This comment was edited by bono_bob on Oct 13 2005 04:15am. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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How dumb can you get? there's a joke thread with over 1000 posts at the very top of this forum...IT'S ALSO AN ANNOUNCMENT! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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