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Nuebus - Student  |
Dear Lord, crackup! drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn... <drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing <drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs <drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door <drmason> I just stood up and was like "######... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like" <drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a ######ing javascript tutorial" ________________________________________________________________ <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> '| <SPeedY_B> ;'/.| <SPeedY_B> ;'/.| <SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.| <SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.? <SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the keyboard while on IRC" _______________________________________________________________________________ (harm_) math has never been my strongpoint (harm_) or english (harm_) or school (harm_) or girls (harm_) or life ___________________________________________________________________________ <Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death. <Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games <Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm) <Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then. ____________________________________________________________________________________ <burn_prom_girl> our frigde is outside because we got our kitchen tiled <burn_prom_girl> and its in a puddle of water <burn_prom_girl> thats bad right ? <burn_prom_girl> and i shouldnt step in the water around the frigde ? <burn_prom_girl> its plugged in <ikari> water doesnt conduct electricity <ikari> it's an urban myth <ikari> go dance in the puddle _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ This post was edited by Nuebus on Nov 03 2005 06:21pm. |
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Ryu - Student 
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LoL tree the first 1 was the funniest _______________ Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. |
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DarthMike - Student 
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wtf you dont even any of the funny ones, get a decent sense of humor _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy |
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Zadus - Student 
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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. _______________ Owner of Raydoes 315 and BDKawkia's 500 comments! |
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Tallepyon - Student 
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Quote: Bash is one of the coolest sites ever. |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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lol.. funny stuff _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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they are from a wonderful channel called: Http://www.bash.org. Funny stuff  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Eica - Student 
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Hehe, what channel are these from? _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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