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DJ Sith - Jedi Council  |
Nothing grows in Hoston, TX. The air is a choking mass of smog and crystalized stupidity. Every surface here grows a thin slimy layer of muck. I hate Houston. Its like 75 and humid. This is hell. When I finalize my giant weather machine the first target of my geothermal wrath will be this blight upon the fine nation of Texas. Those reading that live in the Houston area should get out while they can. Hell they should get out so they can get to a climate they won't suffocate in. I'm sure in a normal atmosphere the hard living in Houston's fog will make them cardiovascular supermen. These easy breathing former Houstonians will be my harbingers of doom, foretelling the areas of the globe with stuffy weather of their eventual annihilation at my hand. Remember to vote DJ Sith for world dictator! _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Sared - Retired 
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I flew in through Houston and then made a puddle-jump up to Love field. I went outdoors once, felt my own left lung start to revolt, and then stepped back into the terminal. Have a merry Christmas Kevin.  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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Y'know, this is why I don't live in texas... or in America for that fact! DJ's allways around the corner trying to take over the world. _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Dec 24 2005 08:29pm. |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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/me casts vote for DJSith  _______________ Website |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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lmao DJ My cousin lives 10 min from houston! Dont hurt them!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 This comment was edited by Smilykrazy on Dec 24 2005 09:13am. |
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