| Best Holiday Wishes to all, ... as allowed by Law. | |
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DaRtH-MoBiLiTy - Student  |
To all: Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the recipient or others. This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual, or belief (or lack thereof). Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it. This greeting is void where prohibited by law. -DM- _______________ One Day, it will all end. |
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Koyi Donita - Student 
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Man, that gave me a headache reading all of that and trying to understand what it was saying exactly! XD Anyhoo, a little late, but Happy Holidays/regular days to all. >.> <.< XD _______________ For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17 I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her. ...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down. 
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Refl3x - Student 
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Hahaha. Thanks for the disclaimer Moby! _______________ "The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since." Whachoo talkin bout Willis? Go Sox baby. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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hehe happy holidays DM  _______________ make install -not war |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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HAHAHAHAHAH MOBY UR THE MAN!! LOL Happy Holidays Bro! _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Ashyr - Student 
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lol /me looks for a flaw in order to be offended Thank you for the 'Holiday Wish', DM _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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El Vee For - Student 
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wow, u write disclaimer for a living don't you? lol _______________ “Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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lmao |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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Hahaha _______________ Website |
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Setementor - Jedi Master 
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Ahahaha! |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
haha nuts _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Buzz - Student 
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This offends me greatly  _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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zomg the PC police have penetrated the JA forums  _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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Well that was as politically correct as it could've been. Bet someone will have something to say about it though. *shrugs* Still, Happy holidays, and whatnot. _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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