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Gradius - ex-Student  |
I stole this from the SWG forums because it's awesomely halarious and so true, and anyone who hates SWG now will love this. Player Base: You're going down a path i can't follow! SWG: Because of the Vets? Player Base: Because of what you've patched; what you plan to patch... Stop! Stop all this now! I love you! *SWG sees a lvl 90 jedi Vet has arrived via the Player Base's ship* SWG: LIAR! Player Base: No! SWG: You're with him! You sent him here to kill me! *Force Lag* *The Player Base chokes on the lag* Veteran: Let them go SWG! *Continues to Force Lag* Veteran: Let, Them, Go! *Releases Force Lag as the Player Base Collapses* SWG: You turned them against me! Veteran: You have done that yourself! SWG: You will not take my customers from me! Veteran: You're greed and lust for money have already done that. You have allowed this, SOE to twist your mind until now, unitl now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy. SWG: Don't lecture me Vet! I've seen through the lies of the Veteran Community. I have brought content, improved combat system, exciting new camera angle, and less proffessions to my new game! Veteran: You're new game? SWG: Don't make me perma-ban you... Veteran: SWG my allegiance is to pre-NGE, to good gaming! SWG: If you're not with me, than you're me enemy. Veteran: Only a dev patches without thinking. I will do what i must. SWG: You will try... *they fight* {The other half of this series was deleted, and will be re-written and strung together to finish this tragic trilogy} ---Written by Gom_Kuub Veteran: I have failed you SWG... I have failed you... SWG: I should've known the Veterans were plotting to take over! Veteran: SWG, Chancellor SOE is evil! SWG: From my point of view the Veterans are evil! Veteran: Well then you are lost! SWG: ...This is the end for you my loyal subscriber... *they fight some more* *Vet cuts up SWG's limbs* Vet: You were the chosen one! It was said you would be a good game not a bad one! Bring good gaming to the players; not leave them in darkness! SWG: I HATE YOU!!!... Veteran: You were my favorite game SWG! ...I loved you... *SWG burns* *Veteran logs off*  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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{JASA}GhosT - Student 
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Senor Hat - Student 
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Bahahahah! Oh yeah nice find indeed Grad bahahah _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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Lol nice find Grad My subscription ended today  hopefully ill be back someday though i'll miss it _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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HAHAHHAA _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Kukok - Student 
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Ashyr - Student 
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Quote: ROFL! _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Aiddat - Student 
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ROFL! _______________ -Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades. "You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn {Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong. Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Did anybody notice that the whole premise of SWG was that a hyperadvanced, galaxy-spanning society was built around a Middle Ages economy where advanced devices where designed and built by individual craftsmen the way that people used to buy shoes or a hammer? Yes, a crafter could eventually build factories, but there was still something profoundly silly about the whole thing. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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SaZ - Student 
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lol funny  _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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Quote: If this is true the old swg would come back...but it isnt going to come back. we can all dream _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
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Setementor - Jedi Master 
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Nice! |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Haha, good stuff! I know far too well what SOE can do to a game |
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Eica - Student 
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Hehe, this really gave me a good laugh, thanks Gradius! _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Tallepyon - Student 
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If this is true the old swg would come back...but it isnt going to come back. |
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Liso - Student 
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*giggles* I must say this is pertty funny, BUT I still won't buy SWG _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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there also one with Smedley as Sidious in the arrest scene....frickin' hilarious _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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rofl!! nice one _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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