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Feb 02 2006 07:34pm

JP
 - Academy Pimp
JP
This is freakin hysterical, I'll have to try these sometime and video tape it,

CLICKY!
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

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Feb 08 2006 11:47pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

rofl
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Feb 07 2006 06:07pm

Mic Den Octela
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 Mic Den Octela

I'm not even going to tell you what my girlfriend said when she saw this.

Well.. what she said after she finished dying...

EDIT: Quote:
9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

That just removed all Star Trek from my childhood.
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This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Feb 07 2006 06:08pm.

Feb 07 2006 08:33am

Mindrith Pride
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 Mindrith Pride

hahahaha :D
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Feb 07 2006 03:52am

tarpman
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 tarpman

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10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.

hehe, nice one.
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Feb 06 2006 02:27pm

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

My favorite

Quote:
6. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.


Feb 06 2006 01:36pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

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1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

HAHA
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Feb 03 2006 11:51am

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

Quote:
Quote:
2 things:

1) It's already been posted, by me as an actual fact
2) This goes in the 'Crazy Forum'

kthxbye


kthx.

bye. :P
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Feb 02 2006 09:58pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

How was what I said mean? Do you want me to type :P:D after the 'kthxbye'? Will that make it more 'less mean'? Use your common sense. Nobody says 'kthxbye' in a serious way, and if they do, it's just stupid

kthxbye (:P:D)
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Feb 02 2006 09:46pm

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

Say it like a normal human being and i would have removed it, so yea stop bein schmucks
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

This comment was edited by JP on Feb 02 2006 09:47pm.

Feb 02 2006 08:32pm

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

Quote:
2 things:

1) It's already been posted, by me as an actual fact
2) This goes in the 'Crazy Forum'

kthxbye


awfully mean:(

Feb 02 2006 08:18pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

Quote:
2 things:

1) It's already been posted, by me as an actual fact
2) This goes in the 'Crazy Forum'

kthxbye


kthx.
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Feb 02 2006 08:18pm

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

lol some good stuff there :)
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Feb 02 2006 08:17pm

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

Quote:
2 things:

1) It's already been posted, by me as an actual fact
2) This goes in the 'Crazy Forum'

kthxbye


he wants general views on whether people think its funny or not :P
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Feb 02 2006 07:57pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

2 things:

1) It's already been posted, by me as an actual fact
2) This goes in the 'Crazy Forum'

kthxbye
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