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Cossyc - Student |
I am sure all you know of this site, but oh well, I'll throw in a poll too about a question that has been bothering me and my friends for quite some time. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. |
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If someone would be able to lock Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Steven Seagal into a cage, which one of them would come out alive, maybe unscathed?
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D@RtHM@UL - Student |
Quote: notice how not one person has said anything about steven segal. That's cause he sucks. Just like all the movies and series that star Chuck Norris. |
Raziel Anjelis - Student |
Seagals movie career was a case of him being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hence his crappy movies. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. |
Acey Spadey - Student |
notice how not one person has said anything about steven segal. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
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JamesF1 - Student |
Quote: Mr T pities you Chuck Norris pities no-one. Chuck Norris only roundhouse kicks. _______________ Website |
SaZ - Student |
lol there is a guild in guild wars named 'Roundhouse Kickers Team' _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
Aiddat - Student |
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Quote: If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more. Quote: bant. Quote: Mr T pities you I'm not a wrestling fan. I'll look 'em up on Wikipedia. Dude. If ANYONE here doesnt know who chuck norris is they should be round-house kicked. Ah! Well... uh... I did know he was a wrester... heheheh... ah... _______________ -Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades. "You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn {Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong. Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2. |
SaZ - Student |
lol personally i know them as cool guys in cool movies and not some 'famous wrestlers' lol _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
Rivian Na'Dolo - Student |
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Quote: If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more. Quote: bant. Quote: Mr T pities you I'm not a wrestling fan. I'll look 'em up on Wikipedia. Dude. If ANYONE here doesnt know who chuck norris is they should be round-house kicked. _______________ What Do We Have To Learn From But Our Mistakes? All We Can Ask For Is Forgiveness. -Chaos~ [Master to Threat Na'Dolo and Trickster Na'Dolo][~Proud Friends~ Trooper, Kensei, RoseRed, Kitmitsu, Gradius, Setementor, Tarpman, Liso Jowol ~] [Owner of Tarpman's 2800th comment][Owner of Thomas Skywalker's 5398th and 5600'th comments][Owner of TreeX's 151th, 250th and 350th comments][Owner of Echuu's 666th and 800th Comments][Owner of JediFire's 123th comment][Owner of Vivi's 107th comment][Owner of Threat Na'Dolo's 100th comment][Owner of CC's 500'th and 1234'th comments][Owner of Kewan Obiobi's 310th comment][Owner of Piccolo's 2400th comment][Owner of Kensei's 3300'th comment][Owner of Liso Jowol's unexpected 2600th comment!] [Owner of the kill-Thomas-whenever-you-want-to certificate!][Winner of the 11000'th comment on Aeth S'kray's Count thread] [Looking for unofficial Padawans To Train]Na'Dolo Site Here. |
Cossyc - Student |
Quote: I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)... PLLEASE. Saying that Chuck Norris is a famous wrestler? Well if he would be here, he would say: "Two seconds 'til." And when you ask him "Til what?", he would just roundhouse kick you in the face. For more absolutely true facts about Chuck Norris, please visit this page, and feel the revelation coming as a roundhouse kick. To see the story of young Chuck Norris, don't hesitate to watch a documentary-like video here. Quote: I say the winner is... Yoda... I ain't too sure about that... I'm putting my bets on Chuck. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. |
Aiddat - Student |
Quote: If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more. Quote: bant. Quote: Mr T pities you I'm not a wrestling fan. I'll look 'em up on Wikipedia. _______________ -Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades. "You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn {Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong. Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2. |
Alex Dkana - Staff |
Quote: I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)... I say the winner is... Yoda... Mr T pities you _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
SaZ - Student |
Quote: I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)... I say the winner is... Yoda... bant. _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
D@RtHM@UL - Student |
Quote: I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)... I say the winner is... Yoda... If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more. |
Duncan Frost - Student |
I vote for Mr T. because hes the only one i actually know of... lol _______________ Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident. |
Aiddat - Student |
I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)... I say the winner is... Yoda... _______________ -Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades. "You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn {Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong. Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2. |
SaZ - Student |
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/kicked_assman/lcsslol.jpg aww what a nice guy chuck is _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana This comment was edited by SaZ on Feb 21 2006 01:12pm. |
Cossyc - Student |
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. |
Tallepyon - Student |
I saw chuck norris use 1800 collect... and Mr. T is pretty riled up over it. |
Duncan Frost - Student |
Mr T, foo'. _______________ Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident. |
Liso - Student |
Steven Seagal FTW _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
D@RtHM@UL - Student |
Chuck Norris > all. |
Cossyc - Student |
There's one guy to rule them all... _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. |
SaZ - Student |
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
Redeye - Student |
Chuck Norris. Not Casual, the real one. [6 votes] [75%] Mr. T [1 vote] [13%] Steven Seagal [1 vote] [13%] somethings wrong :p _______________ Unofficial padawan of Ataris Draconis |
Rivian Na'Dolo - Student |
Quote: Chuck Norris doesnt use keys. Chuck Norris doesnt use doors. he walks through them.. _______________ What Do We Have To Learn From But Our Mistakes? All We Can Ask For Is Forgiveness. -Chaos~ [Master to Threat Na'Dolo and Trickster Na'Dolo][~Proud Friends~ Trooper, Kensei, RoseRed, Kitmitsu, Gradius, Setementor, Tarpman, Liso Jowol ~] [Owner of Tarpman's 2800th comment][Owner of Thomas Skywalker's 5398th and 5600'th comments][Owner of TreeX's 151th, 250th and 350th comments][Owner of Echuu's 666th and 800th Comments][Owner of JediFire's 123th comment][Owner of Vivi's 107th comment][Owner of Threat Na'Dolo's 100th comment][Owner of CC's 500'th and 1234'th comments][Owner of Kewan Obiobi's 310th comment][Owner of Piccolo's 2400th comment][Owner of Kensei's 3300'th comment][Owner of Liso Jowol's unexpected 2600th comment!] [Owner of the kill-Thomas-whenever-you-want-to certificate!][Winner of the 11000'th comment on Aeth S'kray's Count thread] [Looking for unofficial Padawans To Train]Na'Dolo Site Here. |
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