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Feb 18 2006 05:02am

Cossyc
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Cossyc
I am sure all you know of this site, but oh well, I'll throw in a poll too about a question that has been bothering me and my friends for quite some time.
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans.

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If someone would be able to lock Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Steven Seagal into a cage, which one of them would come out alive, maybe unscathed?

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Feb 25 2006 04:18pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

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notice how not one person has said anything about steven segal.


That's cause he sucks. Just like all the movies and series that star Chuck Norris.

Feb 23 2006 12:18am

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

Seagals movie career was a case of him being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hence his crappy movies.
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Feb 22 2006 09:45pm

Acey Spadey
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notice how not one person has said anything about steven segal.
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Feb 22 2006 02:59pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

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Mr T pities you :P


Chuck Norris pities no-one. Chuck Norris only roundhouse kicks.
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Feb 22 2006 02:18pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

lol there is a guild in guild wars named 'Roundhouse Kickers Team' :P
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Feb 22 2006 12:41pm

Aiddat
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 Aiddat

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If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more.


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bant.


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Mr T pities you :P


I'm not a wrestling fan. :P I'll look 'em up on Wikipedia.


Dude. If ANYONE here doesnt know who chuck norris is they should be round-house kicked.


Ah! Well... uh... I did know he was a wrester... heheheh... ah...

;)
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Feb 22 2006 12:03pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

lol personally i know them as cool guys in cool movies and not some 'famous wrestlers' lol
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Feb 21 2006 09:44pm

Rivian Na'Dolo
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 Rivian Na'Dolo

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If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more.


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bant.


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Mr T pities you :P


I'm not a wrestling fan. :P I'll look 'em up on Wikipedia.


Dude. If ANYONE here doesnt know who chuck norris is they should be round-house kicked.
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Feb 21 2006 09:01pm

Cossyc
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 Cossyc

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I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)...


PLLEASE. Saying that Chuck Norris is a famous wrestler? Well if he would be here, he would say: "Two seconds 'til." And when you ask him "Til what?", he would just roundhouse kick you in the face.

For more absolutely true facts about Chuck Norris, please visit this page, and feel the revelation coming as a roundhouse kick.
To see the story of young Chuck Norris, don't hesitate to watch a documentary-like video here.

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I say the winner is... Yoda...


I ain't too sure about that... I'm putting my bets on Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

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Feb 21 2006 08:33pm

Aiddat
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 Aiddat

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If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more.


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bant.


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Mr T pities you :P


I'm not a wrestling fan. :P I'll look 'em up on Wikipedia.
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Feb 21 2006 07:16pm

Alex Dkana
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 Alex Dkana

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I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)...

I say the winner is... Yoda...


Mr T pities you :P
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Feb 21 2006 07:00pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

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I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)...

I say the winner is... Yoda...


bant.
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Feb 21 2006 06:05pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

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I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)...

I say the winner is... Yoda...


If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more.

Feb 21 2006 02:09pm

Duncan Frost
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 Duncan Frost

I vote for Mr T. because hes the only one i actually know of... lol
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Feb 21 2006 01:15pm

Aiddat
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 Aiddat

I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)...

I say the winner is... Yoda...
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"You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn
{Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong.
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Feb 21 2006 01:12pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/kicked_assman/lcsslol.jpg

aww what a nice guy chuck is :)

:P
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This comment was edited by SaZ on Feb 21 2006 01:12pm.

Feb 21 2006 07:50am

Cossyc
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 Cossyc

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

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Feb 20 2006 01:34pm

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

I saw chuck norris use 1800 collect... and Mr. T is pretty riled up over it.

Feb 20 2006 12:33pm

Duncan Frost
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 Duncan Frost

Mr T, foo'.
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Feb 20 2006 12:15pm

Liso
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 Liso

Steven Seagal FTW :D
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Feb 20 2006 12:00pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

Chuck Norris > all.

Feb 20 2006 11:51am

Cossyc
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 Cossyc

There's one guy to rule them all...
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans.


Feb 19 2006 11:22pm

SaZ
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 SaZ

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Feb 19 2006 04:42am

Redeye
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 Redeye

Chuck Norris. Not Casual, the real one. [6 votes] [75%]
Mr. T [1 vote] [13%]
Steven Seagal [1 vote] [13%]

somethings wrong :p
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Feb 18 2006 04:55pm

Rivian Na'Dolo
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 Rivian Na'Dolo

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Chuck Norris doesnt use keys.


Chuck Norris doesnt use doors. he walks through them..
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