Everyone Loves Ace9! ololokTHxn AsL/? | |
JamesF1 - Student |
Right, I've tried to remove all of the language and stuff from this... but if I've missed something, please let me know, and I'll edit it. It's too funny to be deleted. Basically, past 2 days on IRC, we've had this ace9 guy come onto the channel... and he's great fun... ACE'S PROFILE!!!!!OGOLGOLOLOLOKL ASL? Quote: (20:42:32) —› join: (ace9) (~jaweb@c-68-38-187-69.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) (20:43:06) (ace9) hey (20:43:53) (Lancer007) hey (20:44:21) (ace9) wats up (20:44:24) (Eica) `R2D2 (20:44:31) (Eica) Did you get my PM at aurochs? (20:44:43) (ace9) wat (20:45:02) (Lancer007) nothing im just hanging out and trying to find out wether virtues class is canseled or not and also i got my surgery on my mind too (20:45:25) (ace9) lmfao (20:46:46) (Lancer007) (20:46:57) (Eica) ahh he's not here (20:47:02) (Lancer007) darn (20:47:17) (ace9) who (20:47:25) (Eica) R2D2 (20:47:47) (ace9) how can u tell if theys inhere? (20:47:57) (Kensei) Look at the user list... might give it away. (20:48:11) (Eica) hush, kenneth (20:48:13) (ace9) wtf (20:48:16) • Eica slaps Kensei (20:48:16) (Kensei) rofl, Eica. (20:48:18) • Kensei dodges (20:48:24) (Lancer007) lol (20:48:35) —› join: (ozzcoz) (~askme@ozzcoz.users.quakenet.org) (20:48:39) (ace9) geek (20:48:39) (Eica) ace9, I take it you are new to IRC (20:48:50) (ace9) ofcource (20:49:00) • tarpman cozzes ozz (20:49:15) • Kensei snogs tarpman (20:49:19) (Eica) I think that geek remark was at you, Kensei (20:49:22) (ozzcoz) ow (20:49:22) • tarpman dod- wait, no. (20:49:29) (ozzcoz) volume too loud -.- (20:49:33) (tarpman) haha (20:49:45) (tarpman) miiilk and cereaaal (20:49:46) (tarpman) (20:49:49) (Lancer007) (20:49:56) • tarpman eats some cereal with milk. (20:50:28) (ace9) wat u kids dont have anything else to do (20:50:44) • tarpman is doing other things (20:50:47) (Eica) o.O (20:51:12) —› nick: (tarpman) is now known as (tarp`iceworld) (20:51:14) (tarp`iceworld) ^_^ (20:51:19) (Eica) course we don't have anything else to do (20:51:25) (Eica) Why do you think we're here? ;P (20:51:43) • tarp`iceworld wonders whether ace9 has anything else to do. >_> (20:51:47) (ace9) u should get ur self a girl/boy (20:52:12) —› join: (Ataris) (joo@Ataris-.users.quakenet.org) (20:52:30) (Eica) I have, his name's Kensei (20:52:37) • Eica hugs Kensei (20:52:40) (ace9) lol (20:52:48) (tarp`iceworld) haha (20:52:51) (ace9) wat online relahion ship? (20:52:58) (tarp`iceworld) something like that (20:53:13) (Eica) syber sechs (20:53:15) (ace9) lmao (20:53:23) • tarp`iceworld snoggles Eica (20:53:37) (tarp`iceworld) !serverscan (20:53:43) (tarp`iceworld) ... (20:53:50) (tarp`iceworld) (20:54:03) • Kensei snogs Eica (20:54:18) • Eica is snogged two at a time (20:54:18) (ace9) lol (20:54:26) (ace9) geeks (20:54:29) (Kensei) newb (20:54:31) (Kensei) Now we're equal. (20:54:37) (Lancer007) lol im a nerd not a geek (20:54:42) (Kensei) Ditto, Lancer007 (20:54:52) • tarp`iceworld too (20:55:02) • Kensei plays tarp`iceworld some jazz music. (20:55:02) (Eica) We're not geeks :'( (20:55:07) (ace9) how am i a nuwb (20:55:08) (Kensei) Eica, no, you're just a loser :p (20:55:14) (tarp`iceworld) ^________^ (20:55:23) (Kensei) ace9 - Becauase you can't even spell, let alone conduct a sensible conversation. (20:55:39) (ace9) ur all nerds (20:55:46) (Kensei) No, I believe the word is "you're". (20:55:48) (ace9) theres something called im (20:55:48) (tarp`iceworld) ace9: no, some of us are geeks. (20:55:51) (Kensei) You just prove my point. (20:55:56) (Kensei) This isn't IM, ace9. (20:56:18) (ace9) well its a chat room (20:56:25) (Eica) Kensei, you're just jealous of my natural sechsiness (20:57:03) • Kensei shines Grammar Police badge in tarp`iceworld's face. (20:57:04) (Eica) Liar! (20:57:09) (tarp`iceworld) (20:57:11) (Kensei) Eica, shh. (20:57:18) • Eica strips Kensei of his grammar police badge (20:57:21) (Kensei) You can't. (20:57:30) (Eica) Can I still strip you? (20:57:30) (Kensei) I distribute, and strip people of Grammar Police badges. (20:57:41) (ace9) do any of u have a girl off of da internet (20:57:42) (Kensei) Go on making love to your blow-up doll. (20:57:46) (Kensei) Yes, thanks, ace9. (20:57:55) (Kensei) Unlike you, who wouldn't know how to introduce yourself to a girl without saying "asl?" (20:57:59) (Eica) ace9, yes. (20:58:05) (Eica) Lol kensei, owned (20:58:06) —› join: (Henkes) (~biaatch@Henkes.users.quakenet.org) (20:58:11) (ace9) atlest i no my grl is a grl (20:58:11) (Kensei) Evening Henkes. (20:58:16) (Kensei) I wouldn't be so sure. (20:58:18) —› quit: (Setementor) (~Setem@Setem.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Operation timed out) (20:58:19) (Eica) Hey Henkes (20:58:19) (Henkes) evening (20:58:20) (Kensei) You'll never get down there to find out. (20:58:28) (Eica) Ooooh (20:58:33) —› join: (Setementor) (~Setem@Setem.users.quakenet.org) (20:58:34) —› mode: (L) sets mode (+v Setementor) (20:58:35) (Kensei) And remember, women don't have Adam's apples. (20:58:36) (ace9) i did last night (20:58:42) (Henkes) rofl (20:58:43) (Eica) Evening sete (20:58:45) (Henkes) who's dating a guy? (20:58:46) (ace9) i think i would no (20:58:50) (Kensei) Evening, Setementor (20:58:52) (Kensei) ace9, Henkes. (20:58:55) (Henkes) hehe (20:59:07) (Kensei) I would have thought you'd learn how to spell as well, but how wrong can you be? (20:59:15) • Eica fetches popcorn (20:59:16) (Henkes) pretty wrong (20:59:22) (Kensei) Indeed, Henkes. (20:59:32) (Henkes) I just saw 2 women fight today (20:59:34) (Henkes) hilarious (20:59:42) (ace9) mad hot probally (20:59:46) —› join: (Monteeee) (~Montyjak@cpc2-derb2-0-0-cust190.leic.cable.ntl.com) (20:59:46) (Henkes) no (20:59:50) (Henkes) Hilarious! (21:00:03) (Eica) hey monty (21:00:07) (Kensei) Evening Monteeee. (21:00:09) (Monteeee) Hello (21:00:12) (Henkes) hiya Monteeee (21:00:17) —› nick: (tarp`iceworld) is now known as (tarpman) (21:00:17) (Henkes) back on your bike yet? (21:00:23) • Monteeee is singing Bang Bang your Dead loudly (21:00:31) (Henkes) lol (21:00:36) (Monteeee) awesome song (21:00:38) (Henkes) hiya tarp (21:00:42) (tarpman) :O (21:00:45) • tarpman hides (21:00:46) • Kensei snogs tarpman (21:00:50) (Henkes) you'd better (21:00:55) (ace9) lol (21:00:58) • Kensei listens to Relient K - More Than Useless (21:01:08) (Kensei) Tarpman, heard of Billy Bauer? (21:01:10) • Henkes listens to Yes - We have Heaven (21:01:14) (tarpman) nope (21:01:17) —› join: (HeX^zAr) (~raz_fribe@81-233-94-78-no75.tbcn.telia.com) (21:01:21) (Kensei) http://www.purevolume.com/billybauer (21:01:24) (ace9) yes is a ledgend (21:01:34) • tarpman listens to Bill Evans - Alice in Wonderland (21:01:37) (Kensei) My CD of his arrived today. (21:01:43) (ace9) wat 1 (21:01:45) (Kensei) You'll like him if you're into acoustic music. (21:01:54) (Kensei) Especially if you like Folk Rock. (21:02:01) • tarpman is wary of anything named "Pure Volume"... (21:02:04) (Henkes) hehe (21:02:11) (Monteeee) kensei go acquire dirty pretty things - Bang bang your dead (21:02:18) (Monteeee) im sure youd like it (21:02:23) (Kensei) Thanks for that insight, Monteeee. (21:02:31) (Henkes) you g2 try some Frank Zappa (21:02:32) (Henkes) (21:02:33) (Monteeee) go get it ^_^ (21:03:27) (ace9) how many ppl here live in the states (21:03:39) (Eica) Frank zappa is a legend (21:03:39) • tarpman points at JAbot (21:03:50) (Monteeee) !seen Bubu` (21:03:50) (Monteeee) ! (21:03:53) (Monteeee) never (21:03:53) (Monteeee) omg (21:03:55) (Monteeee) LIES (21:03:56) (tarpman) haha (21:03:57) (Kensei) haha. (21:03:58) (Monteeee) HE ISNT AT HIS PC (21:04:00) (Henkes) lol (21:04:01) (Monteeee) SO YOU LIE (21:04:03) (Kensei) He's in the bloody channel. (21:04:06) (tarpman) !seen Bubu` (21:04:08) (Monteeee) BUT HE ISNT THERE (21:04:11) (Monteeee) THEY LIE (21:04:14) (Kensei) !seen Bubu` (21:04:15) (Monteeee) HANG THEM BOTH (21:04:21) (Henkes) let's hang Monkai|school (21:04:22) (Kensei) rofl (21:04:30) (Henkes) just for being at school (21:04:33) —› quit: (HeX^zAr`TES4) (~raz_fribe@81-233-94-78-no75.tbcn.telia.com) (Read error: Operation timed out) (21:04:39) (Ataris) aight (21:04:43) (Ataris) NN dudes (21:04:43) (Monteeee) school sucks i finished 7yrs ago lol (21:04:46) (Monteeee) toodles (21:04:51) (tarpman) Monteeee, page Bubu` on his cell! (21:04:51) —› nick: (Ataris) is now known as (ataris) (21:04:52) (Henkes) lol (21:04:54) (ace9) y do u hate skool (21:05:04) (Monteeee) MSN wont let me (21:05:05) (Monteeee) !! (21:05:10) (tarpman) (21:05:12) (Kensei) bekoz it teechez u to speel propurly, ace9 (21:05:13) (Monteeee) says im a n00b and to F OFF (21:05:20) (Henkes) well you obviously like skool wan it's closet ace9 (21:05:21) (Monteeee) i thought that wsant nice (21:05:21) (ace9) its better than sitting on ur ass getting hi (21:05:43) (Monteeee) school is full of older people who pretend to think they know better (21:05:48) (Henkes) hehe (21:05:51) (Henkes) like Monteeee (21:05:52) (Eica) what is getting hi? (21:06:02) (ace9) getting high (21:06:06) (Eica) I see (21:06:07) (ace9) drugs (21:06:07) (Henkes) yus! (21:06:08) (Monteeee) and ace9 i have a full time job i enjoy thanks and i probably earn more than your parents (21:06:09) (Henkes) he can spell! (21:06:29) (Henkes) yeah what about it Monteeee (21:06:30) (ace9) hey wat u do (21:06:32) (Eica) See, you can do it if you put your mind to it (21:06:37) (Henkes) when you're gonna send over those paychecks (21:06:44) (Monteeee) when i dont spend them (21:06:45) (Kensei) Haha. (21:06:46) (Monteeee) (21:06:49) (Kensei) Which will be... never. (21:06:49) (Henkes) lol (21:06:52) (ace9) it cant be better than looking up grls skirts (21:06:56) (Monteeee) man im at the chest specialist again in may (21:06:59) (Henkes) and when are you gonna record some new bike movies dammit? (21:07:04) (Monteeee) i learn if i have to have a operation ... (21:07:10) (Monteeee) henkes im banned from my bike (21:07:13) (Monteeee) from the doctors (21:07:14) (Henkes) wtf? (21:07:15) (tarpman) !! (21:07:18) (tarpman) wtf (21:07:19) (tarpman) hax (21:07:20) (Henkes) kill the doctors (21:07:22) (Kensei) rofl (21:07:23) (tarpman) yeah (21:07:28) (Kensei) That sucks, Monteeee (21:07:33) (ace9) how r u banned from ur bike (21:07:37) (Monteeee) not when they save my life at 3am lol (21:07:40) (ace9) wat ur mother took it away (21:07:42) (Monteeee) 999 ambulance call (21:07:44) (Henkes) hehe (21:07:53) (ace9) wtf (21:07:56) (tarpman) ace9: * doctor sets mode: +b Monteeee!*@* #bike (21:08:02) (Kensei) rofl (21:08:04) (Henkes) rofl (21:08:13) (Eica) haha (21:08:25) (Monteeee) ace9 because im dangerous on my bike (21:08:30) (Monteeee) if u see the photos then you'd know (21:08:35) (Kensei) Yeah, Monteeee eats children like you, ace9. (21:08:39) (ace9) wat u dont have a car (21:08:50) (Monteeee) yes i do (21:08:51) (Henkes) for the love of god, it's WHAT (21:08:53) (Henkes) with an H! (21:08:59) —› quit: (Swie) (Swie@a84-230-118-205.elisa-laajakaista.fi) (Quit: yes.) (21:09:03) (ace9) hed be dead before he touchs me (21:09:15) (Monteeee) i have a 2002 model vauxhall astra (21:09:17) (Kensei) Aww, you'd get your daddy to come out and defend you against Mr. Monteeee? (21:09:18) (Monteeee) opel in europe (21:09:39) (ace9) no id <CENZOReD BY KenseI WTF LoLOLRl>in kill him (21:09:39) • tarpman gives ace9 his jar of spare apostrophes - looks like he could use them. (21:09:39) (Henkes) 2002 model? (21:09:40) (Henkes) nice (21:09:47) (Monteeee) yea (21:09:50) (Monteeee) i brought it in 2002 lol (21:09:51) • tarpman glances at JAbot (21:09:51) (ace9) wtf (21:09:53) (Monteeee) like i said im well paid (21:10:01) (Eica) ace9, no swearing (21:10:03) (Henkes) good for you (21:10:08) (Henkes) how's Helen Monteeee? (21:10:15) (Kensei) Eica, you have to mess up the spelling, or he won't understand. (21:10:17) (ace9) doin wat a grandparent prostitute (21:10:19) (Monteeee) Helen is fine ty (21:10:27) (Kensei) ace9 lol noe swaringz asl? k. (21:10:34) (Henkes) lol (21:10:37) (tarpman) lol (21:10:38) (Henkes) good to hear Monteeee (21:10:41) (Eica) I'll put it into the AOL traanslator (21:10:44) (Kensei) Go (21:10:45) (tarpman) haha (21:11:04) (Eica) AEC9 NO SWAARNG (21:11:07) (Kensei) rofl (21:11:13) (Eica) (21:11:15) (Henkes) YoU CoUlD AlSo MsN-IfY iT (21:11:21) (Kensei) do both! (21:11:24) (Kensei) And you get ICQ! (21:11:28) (tarpman) hahahaha (21:11:28) (ace9) ill curse all i lyk (21:11:35) (Eica) http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html < for those curious (21:11:44) (Henkes) i don't understand a word you type ace9 (21:11:45) (tarpman) Eica, google's faster than you (21:11:45) (Kensei) AeC9 nO sWaArNg (21:11:51) (Eica) ^ you could learn something from that link ace (21:11:58) (tarpman) AEC9 NOT IF JABOT HAS ANYTHNG 2 SAY ABOUT IT U WONT (21:12:06) (Monteeee) !google Monteeee's insane biking (21:12:12) (Monteeee) rofl (21:12:21) (Henkes) !google Montee's insane biking (21:12:22) (ace9) here go to <removed - was a porn site> u might learn something there (21:12:34) (Henkes) rofl (21:12:37) (tarpman) hawt (21:12:40) (Eica) oh man (21:12:45) (ace9) <removed - was a porn site> (21:12:55) (Eica) Ok, you are going too far now. (21:12:57) (Henkes) pr0n! (21:13:08) (ace9) now u all got viruses (21:13:12) (Eica) Read the rules (21:13:13) (Monteeee) !google ace9's pron stash (21:13:22) (Henkes) you're far too little for those kind of pictures ace9 (21:13:33) (Henkes) and no i don't have a virus (21:13:35) (Henkes) i use firefox (21:13:38) (ace9) man dat page has to go on for about 30 pages (21:13:41) (Henkes) in your face! (21:14:02) (ace9) <removed - was a porn site> gets past everything (21:14:09) (Henkes) sure (21:14:15) (ace9) wat i bet u still have hat site up (21:14:15) (Monteeee) brb i need a shower by orders of Bubu` (21:14:22) (ace9) lol (21:14:26) (Henkes) hf Monteeee (21:14:30) (Eica) ace9, eveytime I read your sentences my IQ decreases by 1. (21:14:30) (Monteeee) yt (21:14:31) (Monteeee) hmm (21:14:32) (Monteeee) ty (21:14:33) (Monteeee) (21:14:42) (ace9) dats not that bad (21:14:44) (Eica) gl & hf monty (21:14:55) (Henkes) don't worry Eica (21:15:09) (Henkes) you'll have to drop like 200 iq points before you're on ace9's level (21:15:22) (Eica) heh (21:15:30) (Kensei) rofl (21:15:42) (ace9) thaks i get staight as (21:15:51) (Henkes) like I said (21:15:54) (Eica) staight as? (21:15:57) (ace9) and im on varsity sports (21:16:00) (Eica) yeah, of course. (21:16:08) (ace9) A+'s (21:16:21) (ace9) wat i play football and baseball (21:16:26) (Kensei) You obviously don't take English. (21:16:32) (Henkes) rofl (21:16:36) (Eica) lol (21:16:39) (Kensei) Or any other subject that requires writing or communication of any description. (21:16:40) • Henkes high fives Kensei (21:16:50) (ace9) i got practice at 5:40 (21:17:15) (Kensei) "n00b practice lolz b her @ 5/40, roflrolol" (21:17:23) (Eica) haha! (21:17:32) (Henkes) lol (21:17:40) (tarpman) N0B PRACTIEC LOLZ B HER @ 5/40 ROFLROLOL (21:17:45) (Kensei) "skool uv no0rbz, rololrlf" (21:17:48) (ace9) hey math A+, scienceA-, S.S. A , EnglishA, Gym A+, and Auto A- (21:17:57) (Henkes) English A? (21:17:58) (Henkes) Liar! (21:18:03) • tarpman finds that hard to believe. (21:18:03) (ace9) no lie (21:18:04) —› quit: (ozzcoz) (~askme@ozzcoz.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off) (21:18:08) (Kensei) rofl (21:18:12) (ace9) go see my report card (21:18:12) (tarpman) see? even ozzcoz doesn't believe you! (21:18:17) (Henkes) hehe (21:18:17) (Kensei) That's the funniest thing I've seen in years. (21:18:23) (ace9) i go to fdr in brooklyn ny (21:18:31) (ace9) look (21:18:50) —› quit: (Lancer007) (~demans@69-165-102-238.albyny.adelphia.net) (Quit) (21:19:14) • Eica looks (21:19:18) (Eica) nope, nothing (21:19:25) (tarpman) hahaha (21:19:44) (Henkes) well it's obvious you lack linguistic skills (21:19:47) (tarpman) !google fdr in brooklyn ny (21:20:10) (Henkes) oh wait, let me rephrase that to something you'd understand (21:20:17) (Henkes) j00 kant talc (21:20:17) (ace9) i got a question foru shmuks (21:20:32) (Kensei) rofl Henkes. (21:20:34) (ace9) if a grl puts there head on ur shoulder what do u do? (21:20:41) (Eica) thank god for auto-logging (21:20:46) (Eica) bite it off (21:20:48) (Kensei) rofl (21:20:49) (tarpman) haha (21:20:53) (Henkes) hehe (21:20:54) (ace9) if u get it rong im gonna hunt u down n kill u (21:21:01) (Eica) and store it to survive the winter (21:21:02) (Henkes) oooh, scary (21:21:02) (Kensei) ace9 - stop trying to get cheap thrills from second-hand experiences. (21:21:08) (tarpman) hahahahaha (21:21:12) (tarpman) YES, Kensei (21:21:12) (`R2D2) eica, pm! (21:21:13) (ace9) second hand (21:21:19) (Henkes) you shouldn't be paying for those girls ace9 (21:21:23) (Eica) Ok (21:21:26) (Kensei) No, he isn't Henkes. (21:21:28) (ace9) ask ur mother about me (21:21:36) (Kensei) The child she never wanted. (21:21:39) (ace9) she loved it whenm i was dacin in her draws (21:21:40) (Kensei) She already told me. (21:21:51) (Eica) Yeah, she said "look out for that one" (21:21:54) (ace9) ya im ur father fool (21:21:58) (Henkes) rofl (21:22:01) (Kensei) Hnkes, he's paying other people to tell him what a girl is actually like. He's never spoken to one. (21:22:08) (Henkes) ah (21:22:18) (tarpman) Knsei!! (21:22:31) (Henkes) he probably hires a private detective to take pictures too eh? (21:22:41) • tarpman suddenly realises how similar 'Henkes' and 'Kensei' are (21:22:44) (ace9) good shmuks all of u only have online grls i have a real one (21:22:50) (Kensei) lol, tarpman. (21:22:52) (ace9) how do u no if they r even guys (21:22:59) (Henkes) rofl ace9 (21:23:01) (Henkes) you have a guy (21:23:04) (Kensei) rofl. (21:23:07) (tarpman) a real one (21:23:10) (Henkes) hahaha (21:23:19) (Eica) How do you know yours into a gibbon in a mask ace? (21:23:23) (Eica) isnt* (21:23:58) —› quit: (HeX^zAr) (~raz_fribe@81-233-94-78-no75.tbcn.telia.com) (Signed off) (21:24:06) (Kensei) I love you ace9, you make my day so much more funny. (21:24:15) (Kensei) We all need a retarded AOLer in our lives. (21:24:17) (Henkes) i agree (21:24:27) (Eica) Thank god I'm logging this (21:24:30) (Henkes) for the daily laughs (21:24:31) (Kensei) ditto (21:24:35) (Kensei) Most of this is bash.org material (21:24:35) (Henkes) ditto (21:24:39) (tarpman) Eica, you'd better post this entire thing on the forums when we're done (21:24:48) (Kensei) We will, tarpman (21:24:48) (Henkes) bash.org (21:24:58) (ace9) here go to www.myspace.com/11277 (21:25:05) (Henkes) ROFL! (21:25:14) (Kensei) Aww, ace9 is a scenekid. (21:25:17) (tarpman) Ben has 0 friends. (21:25:23) (Eica) Lol (21:25:27) (tarpman) XD (21:25:31) (Henkes) myspace (21:25:31) (ace9) no radio station (21:25:33) (Henkes) my god (21:25:46) (Henkes) at least make yourself a real website (21:25:49) (Eica) myspace, jesus, learn to write HTML like I did (21:25:57) (Eica) 24? (21:26:00) (Eica) Yeah... (21:26:08) (Eica) More like half that (21:26:33) —› join: (Rosered) (lady_reave@lady-reaver.olf.sgsnet.se) (21:26:43) (Eica) Hey rose (21:26:45) (tarpman) hiya Rosered (21:26:47) (Henkes) hi rosie (21:26:49) (Eica) you missed all the fun (21:26:54) (Rosered) heys (21:26:58) (Rosered) oh no (21:27:01) (Kensei) ROSERED (21:27:04) (Kensei) Haha, so much fun. (21:27:07) (Henkes) yeah (21:27:11) (Henkes) and you missed it (21:27:15) (Henkes) how typical (21:27:17) (Kensei) You'll see the log, though. (21:27:20) (Eica) lol (21:27:22) (Eica) Yep (21:27:23) (Kensei) We haven't laughed so much in years. (21:27:25) (Kensei) Really. (21:27:31) (ace9) go to i know y i still love him (21:27:31) (Rosered) I'll see the log? (21:27:32) (Rosered) how? (21:27:34) • tarpman notes that it's not over yet. (21:27:39) (Kensei) I'll send it to you later (21:27:43) (Kensei) lol, tarpman. (21:27:46) (Eica) I'll send it to you tomorrow maybe (21:27:50) (Eica) or kensei (21:27:53) (Kensei) Yeah, whatever. (21:27:53) (Eica) >.< (21:27:55) (Kensei) Or Eica. (21:27:56) (Kensei) :p (21:27:59) (Henkes) yr boyfriend needs to know you still love him ace9? (21:28:03) (Kensei) rofl (21:28:17) (Kensei) You need to talk more AOL-ish Henkes (21:28:22) (Kensei) He can't understand English (21:28:23) (Henkes) ah yes, sorry (21:28:28) (Kensei) That's why I can safely talk like this and he has no idea what I'm saying. (21:28:30) —› join: (NaX) (~bobatmybu@ti131110a080-3866.bb.online.no) (21:28:33) (Eica) Ace9, get you r boyfriend in here, we need a word (21:28:36) (tarpman) "yr bf neds 2 no u stil luv him aec9 omg lol" (21:28:43) (Kensei) rofl (21:28:43) (Henkes) rofl (21:28:48) (Henkes) tarpman ftw! (21:28:53) (tarpman) ^_______^ (21:28:53) (Kensei) tarpman for preskthx. (21:28:55) (ace9) my girl is right next to me (21:28:59) (tarpman) SYN Stealth Scan Timing: About 8.97% done; ETC: 13:33 (0:05:04 remaining) (21:29:01) (tarpman) >_> (21:29:02) (tarpman) <_< (21:29:03) (Kensei) How many times have you had to blow her up today? (21:29:08) (tarpman) haahahahahahaha (21:29:08) (Eica) LOL (21:29:09) (Henkes) HAHAH (21:29:11) • tarpman rofl's (21:29:16) (ace9) none she bolws me (21:29:21) (Kensei) I bet with all that hardcore action she gets deflated quickly. (21:29:22) (ace9) blows** (21:29:24) (Eica) she bowels you? (21:29:27) (Eica) Ewwww (21:29:28) (tarpman) :O (21:29:30) (Henkes) she bowls (21:29:31) (Kensei) Of course, there's always the air valve, I guess. (21:29:31) (tarpman) OMG A CORRECTION (21:29:32) (Henkes) ewww (21:29:43) (Rosered) groooce (21:29:46) (tarpman) it probably has a hole in it. (21:29:49) (Kensei) rofl (21:29:49) • Rosered is outta here (21:29:54) —› nick: (Rosered) is now known as (Rose|jk3) (21:29:59) (Eica) bai (21:30:00) (Henkes) it might be a blow-up sheep (21:30:09) (Eica) Hey, thats my territory (21:30:30) —› quit: (NaX) (~bobatmybu@ti131110a080-3866.bb.online.no) (Signed off) (21:30:31) • tarpman is WOOO HOOOed (21:30:31) (Kensei) Does he have wellington boots? (21:30:45) (Kensei) Poor blow-up sheep./ (21:30:58) (ace9) yo shripy u think ur good because u sit with the geeks all day talking about computers all day man ur rong ive seen more guts on my bro and hes only been in the bars once (21:31:00) (Kensei) Oh good lord, I mistakenly used a slash! ace9 can understand me! (21:31:02) (Kensei) SCATTER, SCATTER! (21:31:22) (ace9) that wasn't me (21:31:25) • tarpman ducks and covers (21:31:28) (Henkes) rofl (21:31:36) (Kensei) ace9 - shame the only way you'll ever get a girl to come home with you is when she's pissed or stoned, isn't it? (21:31:47) (Kensei) Even then, only transvestites will follow you home. (21:31:54) (Eica) ROFL (21:31:57) (tarpman) "Sssh! Don't wake my parents!" (21:31:57) (ace9) no that hole thing wasn't me (21:32:04) (Henkes) rofl! (21:32:11) (tarpman) "K" (21:32:19) (Kensei) "kLOLomg asl?" (21:32:31) (ace9) i swear i got up to get something to drink and jess must of wrote it (21:32:47) (tarpman) jess? your cat? (21:32:50) (Eica) Wakes up the next morning... "sorry, what's your ASL again?" (21:32:51) (tarpman) walking on the keyboard again? (21:32:53) (Henkes) no no tarpman (21:32:54) (ace9) no ur mother (21:32:56) (Henkes) his boyfriend (21:32:56) (tarpman) about the same level of comprehensibility. (21:33:04) (Eica) ooh, he's playing the mother card (21:33:05) (tarpman) damnit Henkes, you spoiled my burn! (21:33:10) (Henkes) lol (21:33:14) (Henkes) yr welcome (21:33:34) (ace9) no my girl i told her to go onto her site n ill buy something for her (21:33:56) (Kensei) lollerskates, kthx bai. (21:34:07) (Henkes) ubantktxhbai! (21:34:18) (Kensei) omg liyk asl? ACe( ROlol (21:34:57) (ace9) 16 m ny (21:35:01) (ace9) u (21:35:01) (Kensei) rofl (21:35:03) (Kensei) ROFL (21:35:03) —› These users have been split from #jedi-academy: tarpman, Monkai|school, LLCoolDave, Bubu`, `R2D2 (check netsplits window for details!) (21:35:05) (Eica) no, don't ban this guy (21:35:06) (Eica) Really. (21:35:19) (Kensei) I'm literally struggling to breathe due to the laughter. (21:35:30) (Eica) hahaha (21:35:31) (Henkes) ROFL! (21:35:34) (ace9) wat shuk (21:35:37) (Eica) Kensei, post this in crazy stuff later (21:35:40) (Eica) Please. (21:35:48) (Eica) (21:36:04) (ace9) ur all sits (21:36:05) (Kensei) Sure. (21:36:13) (Kensei) Yes, people generally sit when using computers. (21:36:20) (Henkes) yup (21:36:34) (ace9) man when some bullies come up to u ull all be screaaming godzilla u japs<jess (21:36:36) (Kensei) I'm surprised he hasn't given up yet. (21:36:37) (tarpman) y helo thar! (21:36:41) —› These users have rejoined #jedi-academy: tarpman (check netsplits window for details!) (21:36:48) (Eica) more like "JUMANJI!" (21:36:50) (Kensei) rofl (21:36:54) —› quit: (tarpman) (tarpman@tarpman.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off) (21:36:57) (Henkes) hehehe (21:37:10) (Henkes) bullies (21:37:12) (Henkes) rofl (21:37:12) (Kensei) Stop it ace9, I can't breathe./ (21:37:25) (Kensei) Or should I say (21:37:31) (ace9) hope u <CENZOReD BY KenseI WTF LoLOLRl> die (21:37:41) (Kensei) SOTP IYZ AC(E9 ICNT BRHTRI OLO (21:37:43) (Henkes) rofl (21:37:58) (Kensei) Aww, now that's not nice. (21:37:59) • Eica sends bullies to ace9's house (21:38:02) (Kensei) rofl (21:38:02) (Eica) WATCHA GONNA DO? (21:38:09) (Kensei) Don't worry Eica, he'll get his daddy to help him. (21:38:10) (Henkes) when they come for you! (21:38:14) (ace9) shoot da <CENZOReD BY KenseI WTF LoLOLRl> out of them (21:38:22) (Eica) shoot them? (21:38:22) (Kensei) Buzz, I beg of you, please don't ban him. (21:38:29) (Eica) but that's 1ll3gal (21:38:32) (Kensei) roflz (21:38:37) (Eica) i second that kensei (21:38:38) (Henkes) look Kensei he lives in tha hood (21:38:40) (Kensei) liyk omg asl? wtf. (21:38:41) (ace9) ur mothers illegal (21:38:48) (Henkes) he's like a massive gangster (21:38:52) (Kensei) oh noes. (21:38:59) (Kensei) He's pulling the "mother" card again, aww. (21:39:05) (Henkes) lol (21:39:06) (ace9) who da <CENZOReD BY KenseI WTF LoLOLRl> says massive (21:39:07) (Kensei) Shame he'll never beat me at mother jokes. (21:39:08) (Eica) a 24 year old using "your mother" (21:39:14) (Eica) now I've seen it all (21:39:20) (Kensei) No, Eica, 2+4 year old using "your mother" might be right. (21:39:24) (Henkes) hehe (21:39:38) (Eica) true (21:39:45) (Kensei) Besides, when he told me his a/s/l earlier, he was bigging himself up to be 16. (21:39:48) (Kensei) Which was rather comical. (21:39:57) (Henkes) so he prolly is 12 (21:39:59) (Kensei) (21:34:57) (ace9) 16 m ny (21:40:02) (Kensei) Nah, Henkes. (21:40:07) (ace9) wat u got a problem wth my age (21:40:15) (Eica) yes (21:40:16) (Kensei) There was some research into stuff, and people typically double their age (nearly) for those things. (21:40:25) (Henkes) ah (21:40:27) (Eica) And your personality (21:40:31) (Kensei) No, Eica (21:40:36) (Kensei) We love his personality. (21:40:36) (Eica) and... everything youve ever done or said (21:40:38) (ace9) wat me? (21:40:39) (Kensei) And his age. (21:40:44) (Kensei) We love everything about him. (21:40:45) (Henkes) sure do (21:40:57) (Kensei) He's the JA's own little retard from tha 'hood (21:41:02) (Henkes) every channel should have a ace9 beside the L bot (21:41:07) (Kensei) yup (21:41:13) (Kensei) Would make life so much more entertaining (21:41:16) —› These users have rejoined #jedi-academy: Monkai|school, LLCoolDave, `R2D2 (check netsplits window for details!) (21:41:25) (Kensei) WBKTHX. (21:41:35) (Henkes) don't be a menace drinking juice in the hood (21:41:58) (ace9) ur moms so fat she cant reach herback pocket (21:42:05) (Henkes) rofl (21:42:20) (Henkes) been watching dr Doolittle lately? (21:42:22) (ace9) wat nuthin (21:42:36) (Kensei) ace9, lets have a "your mom" contest. (21:42:50) (Eica) oh god no (21:42:58) (Kensei) haha. (21:43:01) (Henkes) this should be mildly entertaining (21:43:03) (Kensei) That's it, Eica. (21:43:10) (Kensei) his mom IS the joke. (21:43:21) (Eica) GG (21:43:26) (Henkes) lol (21:43:38) (ace9) thats it im comin over thar (21:43:45) —› quit: (ace9) (~jaweb@c-68-38-187-69.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) (Quit) (21:43:48) (Kensei) ROFL (21:43:48) (Eica) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (21:43:48) (Henkes) rofl (21:43:53) —› These users have rejoined #jedi-academy: Bubu` (check netsplits window for details!) (21:44:02) (Henkes) hahahaha (21:44:03) (Eica) more like: off for bedtime (21:44:03) (Kensei) I'm pounding the desk in laughter. (21:44:08) (Eica) (21:44:15) (Henkes) can't really sit still either (21:44:20) (Eica) Ok, that has made my day, if not week (21:44:23) (Kensei) year (21:44:38) (Eica) damn (21:44:39) (Kensei) Who cares if I fail to get Uni... (21:44:42) (Kensei) I've seen ace9 (21:44:44) (Henkes) let's move to a #retards (21:44:56) (Eica) Post this in forums later Kensei _______________ Website This post was edited by JamesF1 on Apr 05 2006 11:24am. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student |
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Quote: I would vote, but I have no clue what any of those mean.... 14 Male New York 13 Female England 21 Female Asia[n] 75 Male Behind you with a camera 16 Female California I had em right, yay! |
Plo Koon - Student |
Quote: good schmuks all of u only have online girl i have real one omg this is too much, ahahahaha!! _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
JamesF1 - Student |
Quote: I would vote, but I have no clue what any of those mean.... 14 Male New York 13 Female England 21 Female Asia[n] 75 Male Behind you with a camera 16 Female California _______________ Website |
CuZzA - Student |
That's pretty good actually Edit: Oooo...comment 10,900 in the crazy forum! EASY! EASY! EASY! YOU SHAT AP!!!!! Edit 2: I just realised this comment is also my 5454th comment _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world This comment was edited by CuZzA on Apr 09 2006 01:57pm. |
Eica - Student |
Azn? I'd guess Arizona. Or Azerbaijan _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
D@RtHM@UL - Student |
Quote: I would vote, but I have no clue what any of those mean.... I believe it's: 14 year old male from New York, 13 year old female from England, 21 year old male from ????, 75 year old male behind you with a camera and 16 year old female from California. Just guessing tho |
Menaxia - Student |
I would vote, but I have no clue what any of those mean.... _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
Everon - Student - The winner!!! |
Ben (Ace9) Male 24 years old Ben has 0 friends. The truth... Quote: Benjilla Male 24 years old Benjilla has 174 boy friends from da hoooooood. "go to i know y i still love him". So yeah, http://www.leak-free.org/wtf.jpg This comment was edited by Everon on Apr 06 2006 07:59am. |
The Dragon Reborn - Student |
hilarious _______________ Padawan to Solitude "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... suffering" -Jedi Master Yoda "I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany, Dune |
Phantom - Student |
LMAO!!! That was so worth reading. And just for the record not all of us from NY are like that lol. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
Menaxia - Student |
BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH Omg I'm sorry i missed that - it's soooo good when it's a 'live' event _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
Jarhok Belouve - Student |
hahah n1 Pwned... _______________ -JARHOK BELOUVE- Unofficial Paddy to the great Squibit Belouve and Solitudes snog machine! |||||||||||||||||||||||PRONOUNCED JARHOK TEH S3X3H by Alexander D'kana||||||||||||||||||||||||| Loves Liso'sia! Uber new Belouve boy! My special people: Squibit Belouve,Roan Belouve,Bail Hope Belouve and of course the lovely Liso'sia! |
Alex Dkana - Staff |
rofl, saw some of his posts on the site, but that was just spectacular _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger |
Quote: (21:43:38) (ace9) thats it im comin over thar hahaha! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
D@RtHM@UL - Student |
Shame I wasn't there |
Eica - Student |
No you don't mini, admit it EDIT: or read the higlighted bits, they're funniest _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed This comment was edited by Eica on Apr 05 2006 06:18pm. |
Mindrith Pride - Student |
im not gunna read all that O_O i have better things to do.. *drifts around the forums * _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
JamesF1 - Student |
Quote: Where's 16 f cali ?!!?!?!?!? It's there _______________ Website |
Ataris - Milwaukees Finest |
Where's 16 f cali ?!!?!?!?!? _______________ [ Honorable mentions: aph3x | Milamber | Bail Hope Belouve | Jaiko D'Kana | Rosered | JediEthic | Mike/JJ/TheKing | Kensei | Dane | Gradius | Thomas Skywalker | Pink Floyd | Setementor | Steinin | Odan-Wei ] [ Owner of: MetaDust's 500th comment! | Eica's 700th comment! | Pink Floyd's 666th, 999th, 1200th and 1337th comment! | DarkRyu's 400th comment! | Redeye's 1st comment! | Cow's 1111st comment! | Rufusan's 75th comment! | Wicek's 3300th and 3400th comment! | Dash Starlight's 2000th comment! | Piccolo's 3400th comment! | Takaru's 300th comment! | Senor Hat's 900th comment! | Rytandus' 4160th comment! | The first ever awarded, the original, the one and only, Catphin Award!!1 ] "Music expresses that which can not be put in to words but can not remain silent." |
JamesF1 - Student |
Quote: Don't mind me. I just woke up. Seems like your little friend no longer is with us. Not that I am very surprised at that fact. - HW Yeah, I was a bit like "WTF mate" _______________ Website |
Hardwired - Retired |
Don't mind me. I just woke up. Seems like your little friend no longer is with us. Not that I am very surprised at that fact. - HW _______________ ::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot:: |
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