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JavaGuy - Student  |
No, it's not what you're thinking. It's do-it-yourself LASIK surgery! By now you're probably wishing it had been what you were thinking. From the How It Works page: Quote: The Scal-Pal™ is actually two lasers in one! First the Scal-Pal™ femtosecond laser cuts a small flap in the cornea of your eye. Then the excimer laser vaporizes a tiny section of the lens without damaging the surrounding tissue. The whole procedure takes only a few minutes and is virtually painless.* There's something about the word "painless" followed by an asterisk that just begs for attention.  _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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SgtGodzilla - Student 
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Wow... _______________  SPLEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ashyr - Student 
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Quote: There's something about the word "painless" followed by an asterisk that just begs for attention. I agreeQuote: *This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. Quote: I've been saying for years that I'm putting off my vasectomy until there's a gadget for $19.95 from RonCo that'll enable me to do it myself. Remember the thing Arnie used to remove the transmitter from his brain in Total Recall? $20 Vasectomy...One thing's for sure: you'll be sterile. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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I've been saying for years that I'm putting off my vasectomy until there's a gadget for $19.95 from RonCo that'll enable me to do it myself. Remember the thing Arnie used to remove the transmitter from his brain in Total Recall? _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Aiddat - Student 
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Hmm I'd rather keep my eyeglasses. 8P _______________ -Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades. "You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn {Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong. Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2. |
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The Dragon Reborn - Student 
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"virtually" painless? _______________ Padawan to Solitude "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... suffering" -Jedi Master Yoda "I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany, Dune |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Scal-Pal? oh man thats a terrible play-on-words.... _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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Quote: New from the people who bought you such inovations as the self-circumciser and the ever popular home vasectomy kit.  ROFL!! i wonder if many people will be stupid enough to try and do that ^^? _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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New from the people who bought you such inovations as the self-circumciser and the ever popular home vasectomy kit. _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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