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[03:14:36] * L sets mode: +o cHoSeN-oNe [03:14:46] <Redeye`> <LEO2033> Steve Irwin once horse-collar tackled Chuck Norris just as Norris roundhouse-kicked Irwin. The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. [03:15:16] * Quits: @cHoSeN-oNe [03:15:22] <SeNoR_HaT> Someone changed it [03:15:30] <SeNoR_HaT> Irwin was NEVER in that [03:15:48] <Redeye`> he is now [03:15:54] <SeNoR_HaT> he is silly [03:16:24] <Redeye`> as i just demonstrated this joke has the power of making chosen one quit [03:16:36] <Redeye`> see he just joined, ready to chat it up with everyone in here [03:16:47] <Acey_Spadey> my turn [03:16:48] <Redeye`> i pull the chuck-steve combo on him [03:16:55] <Redeye`> and the result is as you see [03:17:00] <Redeye`> [03:15:16] * Quits: @cHoSeN-oNe [03:17:07] <Acey_Spadey> a girl and a guy are swimming in a pool... she swims up and kisses him and says. " ha haa.. I got your gum " [03:17:18] <Acey_Spadey> he replies. " I didn't have any gum.. but I did have a cold " [03:17:33] <Redeye`> that joke misses double impacts that sets up car alarms in a 20-mile radius [03:18:46] <Redeye`> "a girl and a guy are swimming in a pool... she swims up and kisses him, the resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. " [03:18:54] <Redeye`> thats more like it [03:18:57] <SeNoR_HaT> Nah [03:18:59] <SeNoR_HaT> That is silly [03:19:21] <Redeye`> im sure c1's mirc client deleted its dll files from me writing that [03:19:27] <Acey_Spadey> lol [03:20:13] <Acey_Spadey> Chosen one gets disconnected from IRC. The resulting impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. [03:20:28] <Acey_Spadey> Redeye` [03:20:33] <Acey_Spadey> make this running joke into a forum [03:20:34] <Acey_Spadey> now [03:20:41] <SeNoR_HaT> The worlds most powerful internet dissconection! [03:21:23] <Redeye`> yes sr! [03:21:27] <SeNoR_HaT> How long do you think it'll last? Having posted the story, i welcome you to the: Jokes with double impacts that sets of car alarms in a 20-mile radius and makes 15 women immediately go into labor, six of whom aren't even pregnant thread! _______________ Unofficial padawan of Ataris Draconis This post was edited by Redeye on Jul 08 2006 02:48am. |
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Pink_Mintaka - Student 
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And yet we still post... The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. >_> I had to. This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on Jul 29 2006 07:59pm. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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A terrorist organization kidnapped two Israeli soldiers on Israeli soil. The resulting impact did more than just set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius. The funny has officially left this thread. _______________ make install -not war |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Turns out my FSB was running at a wrong speed, thus slowing down the entire CPU. The CPU is worth 1.8 GHZ, but it was running at 1 GHZ. And here I was thinking I need a new (faster) CPU. Almost spent the money too. My anger resulted in a double impact which set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Pink_Mintaka - Student 
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/gasp.. He changed it! The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. |
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Duncan Frost - Student 
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I nearly missed getting JAFFFA CAKES to eat. The resulting double impact destroyed 5000 miles of terrain, and 600000 women went into labor, 2000 or whom werent even pregnant. _______________ Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident. |
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Demon - Student 
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One day the sheer awesomness of jelly and cookies collided and the resulting double impact set of car alarms in a 20-mile radius and made 15 women immediately go into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant! One of them miraculously gave birth to a Jaffa! _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Pink_Mintaka - Student
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I got up and walked away from the computer, the resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. |
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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the resulting impact of my awesome and sexy avatar being my avatar. the resulting impact...  _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Duncan Frost - Student
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The SECRET PROJECT OF SECRET SECRETNESS was reavealed. The resulting double impact, blah blah blah _______________ Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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/me shudders at the mass mangling of tenses going on in this thread. The resulting impact... you get the idea.  _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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DarthMike - Student 
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Quote: PCGamer played Duke Nukem Forever. The resulting double impact set off car alarms within a twenty mile radius, and 15 women went into labour, 6 of whom weren't even pregnant. Impossible! That game doesn't actually exist! .....set off car alarms within a twenty mile radius, and 15 women went into labour, 6 of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy |
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CuZzA - Student 
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For the first time, Christiano Ronaldo manages 10 minutes without diving, crying or cheating. The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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Frank lampard finally scores a goal in a world class tournament. The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Duncan Frost - Student 
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PCGamer played Duke Nukem Forever. The resulting double impact set off car alarms within a twenty mile radius, and 15 women went into labour, 6 of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident. |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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Dicemaster logged onto the website and posted on several forums the resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ Dicemaster |
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Ashyr - Student 
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I have a feeling that the more we make this joke, the less funny it will get. But don't flame me for that, because the resulting double impact would set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Redeye - Student 
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Virtue catches Acey Spadey making a joke about him in the JA forums. The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. _______________ Unofficial padawan of Ataris Draconis This comment was edited by Redeye on Jul 08 2006 03:02am. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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Virtue and Onion go into a bedroom. The resulting double impact set off car alarms in a 20-mile radius, and 15 women immediately went into labor, six of whom weren't even pregnant. " _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
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