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Yuken Zalak - Student  |
It´s very simple. Just continue the story. BURGLUG´s ADVENTURES A long time ago, in a voodoo forest far far away in Bazookalandica. An explosion destroyed a whole city. The explosion was caused by an unknown creature with an unknown English accent.¨ After two years of waiting for someone to save him, the last remaining Bazookish, Urglug the Ugly decided to get up and save himself. He packed his bags and opened the door, which had kept him locked inside for two years. He took the key from his pocket and opened the lock. The view was terrifying... His laundry had been spread all over the city. Nooooo, he yelled and fell down on his knees! My laundry! While he was crying out loud, an old man had sneaked behind him. Boo, the man yelled. Shish! You almost scared the shish out of me, Burglug said. I am Teenboy956. I have come to help you on your joyrney! Well, Teenboy956, do I look like I need help? Yes, Burglug. As a matter of fact you do. How did you know my name? Burglug... I am your *cough*... Darned! Could you hand me that beer bottle? Sure. Thank you, Burglug. Yeah, no problem. So what did you want to say? Ummm... Beer bottle? No! Before the beer bottle! Oh... Something about my beard? You don´t have a beard! I know... A tragedy long long time ago in a glassblowing factory far, far away. My mom and dad sold my beard to the Devil. Uhm? No. Not that. Aaaah... Now I know what you want to hear. Burglug! I am your babysitter... *Who is this mysterious babysitter? Where did he come from? How is Burglug planning to save Bazookalandica and his laundry. You will find out... When someone continues this story...* TO BE CONTINUED... _______________ =Y-Z= Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!
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The orange spaceship belonging to the sinister conniving babysitter went out of orbit and crashed behind its owner. The owner was completely unharmed, but the other random people that supposedly "jumped out of the ship" became splatters on the ship's underside. But anyway, out of the babysitter's hideous orange ship were two mockeries of human beings that have apparently succeeded in defying death over and over again. But it wasn't fatal cases of violence or fires or getting the pool ladder taken out of the pool while you're swimming that these two monstrosities avoided - instead, it was age. Their eye sockets shriveled up so tightly that only their pupils poked out. Their arms seemed to have been made up only of bone itself. They had countless chins growing down from their jaw, censoring any hideous visage an unfortunate man could see at their chests. These two abominations were a man and a woman. The man had pants strapped around his shoulder that rose up to beneath his man-boobs covered by his saggy chins. The area around the hip location seemed painfully tight. The woman dressed in a hideously bright blue dress that didn't seem to have been washed recently. As Burglug stared in mentally-scarring fear, the babysitter trembled as he faced these two ridiculously old once-humans. "Penidoodle!" the old woman cried. "We've been looking everywhere for you?" "Mom? Dad?" Penidoodle the babysitter said in shocked disbelief. "I thought you both left me!" "Now why would we do that?" the older man chuckled with his morbidly wrinkled hands in his pockets. "We are such loving parents." "Yes we are," the old woman confirmed. "So what do you two want?" Penidoodle asked, hoping that this distraction didn't give Burglug an opportunity to escape. "We have some information for you, son," the babysitter's father said, wagging a finger at his son. "Really?" Penidoodle asked. "Great! What is it?" The mother smiled. "Well, we're going to give it to you in the form of a song." "Oh, ok..." Penidoodle said. The old man and woman transformed into skeletons. Penidoodle's eyes bulged out of his head as his parents/skeletons began to dance - and sing. "The rib bone's connected to the... arm bone! The arm bone's connected to the... head bone! The head bone's connected to the... leg bone! The leg bone's connected to the... hip bone! The hip bone's connected to the... arm bone! The arm bone's connected to the... rib bone! The rib bone's connected to the... leg bone! The leg bone's connected to the... hip bone! The hip bone's connected to the... head bone! The head bone's connected to the... rib bone! The rib bone's connected to the... leg bone! The leg bone's connected to the... arm bone!" The woman-mother-skeleton cackled and slapped her husband on the back, who shattered into a million pieces. Penidoodle roared, "I am Penidoodle Magnifico, you killed my father (and sold my beard to the devil), prepare to die!" And with that, he pulled out a root beer spritzer, which he sprayed onto his mother-skeleton, who then dissolved into nothing. As Penidoodle turned around to assassinate Burglug, he screamed in terror! * WHAT CAUSED PENIDOODLE'S SCREAM OF TERROR? HOW WILL THIS ENCOUNTER EFFECT BURGLUG'S MENTAL STABILITY? AND WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN I BUY THAT ROOT BEER?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME! * _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Sep 02 2006 01:48am. |
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Pink_Mintaka - Student 
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"It's happening.." silently spoke burglug "What?" asked the babysitter "The end of the world..." burglug muttered "Ahahahaha, you make me laugh! Just because they threaten us with a moustache doesnt mean that it is the end of the world. besides, I STILL DIDN'T GET MY BEARD!!" The babysitter said while turning more violent "No, thats not what I speak of... THIS is what I speak of!" burglug screamed *what is the mysterious 'this'? why is it the end of the world? and why is it yellow???* This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on Aug 31 2006 09:09pm. |
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Duncan Frost - Student 
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Suddenly, a huge shiny orange spaceship appeared in the sky. Out of it jumped the triple-breasted whore of Galacticon 6 and Osama Bin Ladens wife's son's cousin's sister-in-laws uncle. "We have the weapon of mass destruction!" they yelled, as they slowly winched a moustache to the ground. "Give us all your half-life 7! Or we'll set this thing off!" *What is this mysterious random person doing here? Why is the moustache so deadly? Why am I still typing? Come on, you must be bored! So get writing already!* _______________ Owner of Jedi_Pimp's 800th comment, possibly by accident. |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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Mysterious Babysitter: "-Yes I am your babysitter, burglug and devil sent me to kill you." Burglug: "- umm Why?" Mysterious Babysitter: "- Well It promised me to give my beard back, if I success on this task" Burglug: "- umm oh yes now that makes sense or wait, no it doesn't" Mysterious Babysitter: "- Ok ok He promised also some extra for me, the moustache" Burglug: "- The moustache, Noooooooooooo" Mysterious Babysitter: "- mhua mhua mhua hah ahaah aa haaaaaaaa!" Lighting crossed the sky again and again... *What is the moustache, a powerful tool and still who is this Mysterious Babysitter without beard* TO BE CONTINED... _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber This comment was edited by Maher on Aug 31 2006 11:45am. |
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