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Alex Dkana - Staff  |
I found this thread, and it gave me a laugh. Kind of like those Chuck Norris quotes but about Kyle. Quote: Kyle Katarn once fell into a pit of molten lava during a duel. The lava required extensive surgery to recover. Quote: Stormtrooper helmets have that frown on them, because they all know they will be killed by Kyle Katarn. Quote: There is no Sith Order. Just a list of Sith that Kyle Katarn allows to live. Kyle Katarn Facts thread Can anyone think of anymore?  _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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Quote: Kyle forsake the force at first because it made fights too easy. Then when he realized how much easier it is to kill folks with his Bryar Pistol he reverted back to using the lightsaber more often.
Lol
So Kyle went from Dueler, to Gunner, and back to Dueler again when he got too good at shooting people hmmm... _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana This comment was edited by Alex Dkana on Nov 08 2006 10:51pm. |
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Nightfire - Student 
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Quote: Kyle Katarn once met Yoda. He put a collar on him and took him for a walk.
Bwhahahaa Great site 
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Alex Dkana - Staff
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Kyle Katarn > *
The reason the Rebellion did not send Kyle Katarn to assault the Second Death Star is because they wanted to give the Emperor, Darth Vader, and the Imperial Fleet a chance. _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana This comment was edited by Alex Dkana on Nov 06 2006 09:26pm. |
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Nomadic Phoenix - Student 
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Quote: Kyle Katarn doesn't feel pain. Pain feels Kyle Katarn.
Quote: When Kyle Katarn fires a blaster, there's no recoil. The universe moves forward a little.
Quote: Luke doesn't sense a disturbance in the Force. He senses Kyle Katarn's presence.
Quote: The Empire's policies are dictated by Kyle Katarn's beard..
Quote: When Han said "that's one in a million kid," he was referring to the other million Kyle already destroyed.
Quote: Kyle Katarn's beard is used for cutting diamonds.
Quote: The universe is nothing more than the stubble on his beard. The microscopic stubble.
Eh, some are my own, some are quotes. See if you can tell which is which. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Pink_Mintaka - Student 
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Ahah. <3 these quotes |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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The Force dosn't take sides, but if it did it would choose whatever side Kyle Katarn was on at the time. _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Siren_Mintaka - Student 
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Quote: Darth Malak once tried to copy Kyle's beard. We know what happened next. Hahaha. _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote: In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp
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Luke Skywalker - Student 
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Quote: The Death Star was named after Kyle Katarn's right testicle The Second Death Star was named after his left testicle Hah, awesome. Quote: Ewoks are just leftovers from when Kyle Katarn shaves his beard. Quote: Kyle Katarn lost both legs in a speeder crash, and still managed to walk it off. _______________  Luke Skywalker
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DrunkenJedi - Student 
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Quote: Palpatines first sentence in his Dark Side Compendium is "Don't &$#@ with Kyle Katarn!  _______________ American dollars are worth less than Imperial credits. |
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance 
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This one cracked me up: Quote: Kyle Katarn can kiss a wookiee, and the wookiee will like it. |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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Quote: There is no death; There is only Kyle Katarn! _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
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Ashyr - Student 
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Ha. My favorites: Quote: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Kyle Katarn Quote: There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard, just another Bryar Pistol. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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NotSoLittleCaesar - Student 
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*steals a old forum sig he saw and changes it* kyle Katarn doesent need to cut the grass. he just look's at it and dares it to grow _______________ Quote: I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop
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Limana D'Kana - Student 
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Kinda fun then, that darth malak lived 4000 years earlier.. so.. i guess kyle copied malak.. _______________ c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) |
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LoneWolf_ Mintaka - Student 
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Quote: Darth Malak once tried to copy Kyle's beard. We know what happened next. _______________ Honor, still counts for something. Loyalty, is hard to come by. Integrity, is something to strive for. This comment was edited by LoneWolf_ Mintaka on Sep 29 2006 10:25pm. |
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Sho Koon - Student 
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Hehehe, very nice. Quote: There is no Dark side. Only stuff that Kyle doesn't believe in. _______________ Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment. |
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SaZ - Student 
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awesome!!! Quote: Kyle Katarn isn't part of the force, the force is part of Kyle Katarn. _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Jaiko D'Kana - Student 
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Ahaha i love it _______________ The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. William James (1842 - 1910) |
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