| How To Cure Boredom at a Grocery Store/Mall | |
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Virtue - Jedi Council  |
Now, most of us on here are men, and as men, we know that going shopping with any female is a total nightmare.
So here's a few things to do if you get too bored while she's dragging you around the shops... 1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's baskets when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilets. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code three, in Housewares!"... and see what happens. 5. Move a "CAUTION -WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone??!" 7. Stare right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 8. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Department, ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are located. 9. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 10. Hide in a clothing rack... and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 11. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ...It's those voices again!!!" 12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!!!!" 
- Virtue.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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A_mere_Shadow - Student 
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Quote: 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five minute intervals. Been there, done that, got banned from Asda....  |
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Pink_Mintaka - Student 
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Rofl, all of these are awesome -
Quote: 9. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
But that one is just hilarious. Nice find. |
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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those made me laugh =D, great stuff _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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lol good ones... _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
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SaZ - Student 
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lol good stuff ;D _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Sho Koon - Student 
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Haha. I find the last two the most funny. _______________ Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment. |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Quote: 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilets. WTF!! |
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Everon - Student - The winner!!! 
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Man...
I have so got to do the tomato juice one and the Clothing rack one when my friends are about .
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NotSoLittleCaesar - Student 
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rofl - good find xD (unles you made it up..which..would make you a genius) _______________ Quote: I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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These are all brilliant ideas, and i will be putting them into action the next 12 times i go to the supermarket (1 each time of course), however these two made me lol:
Quote: 9. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
10. Hide in a clothing rack... and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" Absolutley hilarious, i can picture it now, i'm doing these two first _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Matej - Student |
Hahahahh xD
<3 |
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