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planK - Jedi Council  |
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SaZ - Student 
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lol... lithuanian...
SOMEONESssssss dropped themselves in it!!! *COUGHS* Rogue 
Made me chuckle  AWWWW MAN...phew, she had long blonde hair, blue eyes and baby soft skin, better complexion than a Dove commercial.....coupled with that hot russiany kinda accent (and me being welsh) it was like *DA-DOING*.............ooooof yeh....lithuania....have to go there sumday lol... long blonde hair and blue eyes is like a typical girl here in lithuania. way too many of them tbh... and yeah i heard our accent sounds like russian to foreigners, yet our language is totally different 
gl hf  _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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lol... lithuanian...
SOMEONESssssss dropped themselves in it!!! *COUGHS* Rogue
Made me chuckle AWWWW MAN...phew, she had long blonde hair, blue eyes and baby soft skin, better complexion than a Dove commercial.....coupled with that hot russiany kinda accent (and me being welsh) it was like *DA-DOING*.............ooooof yeh....lithuania....have to go there sumday _______________ I was a child when I joined the JA...scary. This comment was edited by Rogue on Feb 19 2007 07:55pm. |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
Quote: lol... lithuanian...
SOMEONESssssss dropped themselves in it!!! *COUGHS* Rogue
Made me chuckle |
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SaZ - Student 
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lol... lithuanian... _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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LMAO ROGUE! FANTASTIC! _______________ make install -not war |
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Dr Plank,
I recently met a hot Lithuanian girl at my college. As I took an immediate fancy to her I proceeded to inquire about the probability of her letting me bone her, when asked the said question, she told me "I dont know, can you put your hand up your sphincter and spin around on your elbow?" Could you please describe the medical and possibley legal medical repercussions of me attempting such a feat, along with the likely chances of success?? Yours ever so faithfully, Rogue. _______________ I was a child when I joined the JA...scary. This comment was edited by Rogue on Feb 17 2007 03:51am. |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
Dr Plank?
You legend! |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Oh my, my practise is indeed busy today! Let us begin.
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Dr. Plank, I've been playing basketball for awhile, but havent actually played in the last couple of weeks due to an illness. I play with some of my friends quiet regularly and we have all been pretty even, however i played again today and was totally terrible , and a couple of weeks ago when i was also playing (before the illness) i felt my skill level slipping. So i guess, i feel kinda bad that my friends are now better than me quiet a bit and that my actual skill has been slipping. Any ideas to help ?
-Mini Mindrith, What you must understand that in any sport, your performance is not simply a case of how good you are, or how hard you train. Sometimes it is a simple case of your particular traits, positive AND negative, being imcompatible against your opponent. My advise to you is simple; don't lose hard, continue to practise, and derive as much enjoyment from the game as you can. You'll find your groove again, just remember, you can make all the right moves and still come second place. Quote: Dear Dr. Plank,
This girl i brought home two nights ago for a one nighter and she has been calling me alot, what should i do? bang her best friend? blow her off? or answer the phone and bitch her out, what should I do, and if you have a sister tell her to call me, kthx Muh main man JP, who got all da bitches n hoes, This is indeed a difficult situation. Intergender relationships of any nature can bring out a number of unfamiliar or undesirable feelings. For example, a one-night stand may cause a woman, or indeed a man, to become attached to the person they spent the night with. This is a completely normal reaction; man's primary desire is to feel as though they are wanted, and sex can definitely make them feel that way. My advise is to, in a civil way, inform this ladyfriend of yours how you view the night you spent together, and that you do not wish to pursue anything else. Failing that, of course, pork her sister, and have a good time doing so! This is Dr. Michael Plank, wishing you all the very best mental health. PS. Everyone needs a woman! Just for different reasons. |
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Dear Dr. Plank,
This girl i brought home two nights ago for a one nighter and she has been calling me alot, what should i do? bang her best friend? blow her off? or answer the phone and bitch her out, what should I do, and if you have a sister tell her to call me, kthx _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" This comment was edited by JP on Feb 12 2007 05:38pm. |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Quote: buzz setting bad example, buzz bad man
what are you talking about, the sheep comment was frickin funny _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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NotSoLittleCaesar - Student 
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buzz setting bad example, buzz bad man _______________ Quote: I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop
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Sho Koon - Student 
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I think you went a little off topic. _______________ Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment. |
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Buzz - Student 
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Women..............
Who needs them? Straight men and lesbians And Buzz. As opposed to cuzza who just needs a sheep. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
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Women..............
Who needs them? Straight men and lesbians And Buzz. ROFL |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
Appears like it's created quite a stir.
Edit: I'm not gay...i'm simply sick to death of them right now... This comment was edited by Kenwan Obiobi on Feb 10 2007 10:22am. |
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Women..............
Who needs them? Straight men and lesbians And Buzz. _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Buzz - Student
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Quote: Women..............
Who needs them? Straight men and lesbians _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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Who needs them? everyone Personally I just need a few bits and pieces, don't really need the rest. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
Meh... |
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SaZ - Student
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Quote: Women..............
Who needs them? everyone _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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Thank you very much for your answers Dr Plank. Both of them >_>
I hate coursework. Yay for leisure time! _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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erm alright how bout this:
Dr. Plank, I've been playing basketball for awhile, but havent actually played in the last couple of weeks due to an illness. I play with some of my friends quiet regularly and we have all been pretty even, however i played again today and was totally terrible , and a couple of weeks ago when i was also playing (before the illness) i felt my skill level slipping. So i guess, i feel kinda bad that my friends are now better than me quiet a bit and that my actual skill has been slipping. Any ideas to help ?
-Mini _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] This comment was edited by Mindrith Pride on Feb 08 2007 08:52pm. |
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Kenwan Obiobi - Student |
Women..............
Who needs them? |
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planK - Jedi Council
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Alex,
Studying to attain eligibility to study at a university is a very important part of your life. These few months will determine the shape of your life after you complete your higher education. With that said, why would you pursue this? To help you make a living? Get your dream job, perhaps? But why would you do such things? It's the pursuit of happiness, obviously. With that said, no matter what you're doing, whether it's studying or working, you simply must find leisure time. Otherwise, you're just going to make yourself miserable, and thus waste some of the best years in your life. To answer your second question... we cannot discuss it. They are listening. You know of whom I speak. They have ears. Some of them have ears on their knees. This is Dr. Michael Plank, wishing you good mental health. |
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Alex Dkana - Staff
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Dr Plank
I'm studying to get A levels good enough to get into Uni this year, and i'm trying to balance the heavy workload with entertainment, and socialising. I'm still finding it hard to get that balance however. What would your recommendations be? JA wise should i set aside a few hours of my week so i dont lose touch completely? Should i do the same with work? Are the insects really taking over? A Dkana _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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