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Rosie - Student  |
This is something I found the other day, it's tips from many proffessions, I dont know if all of them are true, but they are quite funny.
I'll remember the tip about when doing balloon animals for sure! http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/tricks_of_the_trade.php This post was edited by Rosie on May 02 2007 11:20pm. |
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IAMULTRANEWB - Student 
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Quote: Do whatever it takes to fit your contracts onto a single page: Format with single-spacing, use a 10- or 9-point font, and reduce the margins to less than an inch. Most people assume any contract that fits on one page will be simple and straightforward, and even sophisticated negotiators can be charmed by the lack of a staple.
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: Technical Support When helping someone fix their computer over the phone, and you want them to see if all the cables are plugged in correctly, don’t ask, “Have you checked to see if the cable is plugged in?” because the customer will always say, “Of course I did, do you think I’m a moron?” Instead say, “Remove the cable, blow the dust out of the connector, and plug it back in.” The customer will most likely reply, “Hey, it’s working now—I guess that dust really builds up in there!” That's so true. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Everon - Student - The winner!!! 
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Quote: And when doing botanical work in South America, steer clear of the monkeys: They will throw sticks at you with surprising accuracy.
Hahahah, awesome! - Zeke. |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student 
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Hit the hammer on the nail with attorney. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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