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JP - Academy Pimp  |
Yo momma's soo fat, she sat on the rainbow and made skittles!!
yea i'm talkin to you, what you got? _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Ventrel - Student 
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Yo mama's so poor that for halloween her trick IS the treat |
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Henkes - Student 
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Here are a few from me 
Yo momma's so fat she has more chins then chinatown. Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks in the bank, they turn off the camera's. Yo momma's so ugly, when she stuck her head out of the window she got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says: to be continued Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo momma's so dumb, they had to burn down her school to get her out of 3rd grade. _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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DarthMike - Student 
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample. _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy This comment was edited by DarthMike on Jul 17 2007 10:07pm. |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she put on a yellow shirt, kids tried to ride her to school. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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LightShade - Student |
Yo mama is so nasty, she was kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs. _______________ Forgive your enemies, but never forget them. |
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$pineH - Student 
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Your Mamma so fat her car has stretch marks |
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Sho Koon - Student 
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Quote: Yo Momma is so fat that when i was making love to her i had to tap her thigh and ride the wave in to get to her chest...
OMG!  _______________ Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment. |
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Ventrel - Student
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yo mama's so dumb she ate a light saber cause she thought it had fewer calories |
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IRON SHADOW JEDI - Ex-Student 
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ya momas so fat that when someone told her it was chili outside she brought out a spoon and a bowl. _______________ If a person is brave, they become great If the person is great, they become Shadow Jedi Shadow Jedi are the truly free force religion Freedom of emotion, passion, knowledge, and combat |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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Yo momma so fat, when she fell over in the street and cut herself, gravy poured out! _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
Best Movie Character EVER!! |
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DaRtH-MoBiLiTy - Student 
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Yo Momma is so fat that when i was making love to her i had to tap her thigh and ride the wave in to get to her chest.......
......thats just sick.... _______________ One Day, it will all end. |
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JP - Academy Pimp
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Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and died of hunger. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Yo momma's so fat she went to an All-You-Can-Eat bar and cleaned them out. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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JP - Academy Pimp
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Compliments of Virtue while explainin the meanin of Bollocks to me... ^^
- Adam: Yo Momma's mouth is like the zipper on a pair of pants...Every time it opens, a load of bollocks just tumbles out!! Yo Momma's so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday! _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" This comment was edited by JP on Jul 12 2007 04:39pm. |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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Yo momma's so fat, she had to go to SeaWorld to get baptized. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Quote: Your momma's so fat, when I asked her to deepthroat she ATE me.
and ROFL. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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Your momma's so fat, she has her own gravity system around her body. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Your momma's so fat, when I asked her to deepthroat she ATE me. |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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Yo momma's so fat, when I tell her to haul a$$, she gotta make two trips. _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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planK - Jedi Council
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Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections! |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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Quote: Yo' mommas so fat, people see her in the street and say "HI BUZZ!"
ROFLMAO.I'm in trouble now, aint I? 
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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planK - Jedi Council
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Yo' mommas so fat, people see her in the street and say "HI BUZZ!"
I'm in trouble now, aint I? |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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lewis - Student 
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your mama is so stupid she said ar not to r-2 _______________ Bastila: "The fact that you are so strong in the Force and have had such relatively little training could have terrible consequences. For you, and for everyone around you." Revan: "You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for dark side, twice for light." — Bastila Shan attempting to lecture Revan on the dangers of the dark side |
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