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Post your favorite Futurama quotes here. I'll start with a couple.
Bender: "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk." Fry: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" Leela: "Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses." Zapp: "The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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Zoidberg: Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop (rinse and repeat) _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Majno - Padawan 
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Dr Z: after have crepped into a seashell at the bottom of the ocean; Hey! look at me, I'm Dr Zoidberg, homeowner. _______________ " You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben. |
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Soundwave - Student 
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Fry: "back in my days we didn't have your fancy all-digital weapons... but we still managed to kill each other just fine"
Fry: "Wait, I'm having one of those things! ...a headache with pictures..." Leela: "An idea?" 
(the gang enters a parallel universe) Prof: "Apparently, the key difference between our universes, is that coin flips have opposite outcomes" Bender 1: "That explains fruity here. I tossed a coin to pick my finish - Foghat Grey!" Bender 2: "Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!" |
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NotSoLittleCaesar - Student 
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Fry: Tell me more!
Orphanage guy: There's no point of telling you anymore, it will just be wasting your time! Fry: Thats impossible, because my time is worthless! Orphanage guy: Ok *hands papaers* _______________ Quote: I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop
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IAMULTRANEWB - Student 
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Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
Fry: Don't worry, Bender: there's no such thing as two. Fry: Can I do the countdown? Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out. Fry: Ten. [ship takes off] Fry: Nine. [ship reaches the moon] Leela: Okay, we're here. Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff. I stole that from the IMDB page XD and the following is also from IMDB Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive. Amy Wong: [crying] We're trying our best! Bender: [yelling] Your best is an idiot! Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! [lowers voice] Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean. Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan. Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him? Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch. Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: It's a little experiment that might win me the Nobel Prize. Leela: In which field? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don't care - they all pay the same. Fry: I have an idea. Leela: I have a better one. [Fry and Leela walk into the room - Bender is on the couch, "pregnant" with brewing beer] Bender: I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous. Fry: Nah, you have a healthy glow. Bender: [Bender belches] Oh my god! I just felt it ferment! Fry: Ooo! Let me feel. Leela: [She and Fry sit next to Bender. She puts her ear to his chest] Have you thought about what to name it? Bender: I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. Fry: I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game. [Bender belches again. Leela giggles] Fry: Ooo! I felt that one! Hermes Conrad: [angrily] You rotten kids! [nicely] Hermes Conrad: Uh, will you be hiring? Dwight Conrad: No. Hermes Conrad: [angrily] You rotten kids! Bender: Who are you, and why should I care? _______________ http://img184.exs.cx/img184/356/steamupdate2cb.gif This comment was edited by IAMULTRANEWB on Aug 21 2007 04:55pm. |
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Garos - Student 
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If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards... Checkmate. |
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Soundwave - Student
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something I saw today...
Fry: "Leela, when you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?" Leela: "To have parents..." Fry: "Whatever... The correct answer is: To be a superhero!" |
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Ventrel - Student 
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(Not entirely accurate)
Robot devil: Why hello fry... just checking in to see if youre as HAPPY as I am with our little deal ..and I.. *gurgling sound* oh give me back my hands!! these things are always touching me in places.... later.. Robot devil (shouting out of nowhere): can I have my hands back now?! Fry: No Robot devil: You're not nice.... |
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Soundwave - Student
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Futurama is one of the best tv-series there is...!
They should make a movie about Futurama. Zapp: "Kiff, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men." Zapp: "In a game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces." Professor: She’s stuck in an infinite loop and he’s an idiot. Well, that’s love for you. Fry: Professor, you're a professor. You must have some ideas? Announcer: And it's a dead heat. They're checking the electron microscope. And the winner is... number 3, in a quantum finish. Professor: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it. And one of the greatests: Fry: What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren’t normal and that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He’s a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does. And the professor’s a senile amoral crackpot. Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant. Amy is a klutz from Mars. Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing. Fry: I already did!
Man, I'm a Futurama junkie, it's disgusting This comment was edited by Soundwave on Aug 05 2007 01:36am. |
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