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Sared - Retired  |
This is important stuff! Really! My personal favorites are the Pontiac Trans Am and the Volkswagen Jetta, enjoy! If you DO have a car, post underneath so we can all know what you're like! 
Acura Integra: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune selling the engine to some kid with a Civic. AMG Hummer: I have two daughters named Katherine and Chistina and two sons named Patrick and Christopher BMW 745 (2003): I have always wanted to own the Pontiac Aztek of German Luxury Sedans Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Catera: I learned nothing from the Cimarron Cadillac Eldorado: I am a pimp Cadillac Escalade EXT: I enjoy scaring small children Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson Chevrolet Avalanche: I really enjoy scaring small children Chevrolet Blazer: I would not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall Chevrolet Cavalier sedan: I teach first grade and I voted for both George H.W. and George W. Bush Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette. Chevrolet Corvair: I will beat you up if you ask me whether I voted for Ralph Nader Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chevrolet Prism: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Corolla of American compact sedans Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall Chrysler P.T. Cruiser: I know, I know. I think it should have been a Plymouth, too. Chrysler Voyager: I am a soccer mom Citroen 2CV: Je trouve vos sembler d'automobile étranges, aussi Dodge Caravan: I am a little league mom Daewoo Leganza: I have always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Korean automobiles Dodge Diplomat: I used to enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena Dodge Power Wagon: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Ford Excursion: I love the spotted owl. Tastes just like bald eagle Ford Expedition: I have always wanted to own the Range Rover of American SUVs Ford Explorer: I would not be caught dead in a minivan Ford Mustang Cobra: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Ranchero: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Honda Accord: I am getting tired of those What Would Jesus Drive? jokes. Honda Civic: I have seen The Fast and the Furious 25 times Honda Civic Hybrid: I haven't Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Jaguar XK8: I sold my Enron stock just in time Kia Rio: I didn't Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the Hyundai Excel Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45 Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices Lincoln Town Car: I have always wanted to own a Lincoln even uglier than their 1958 line-up Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes Mercury Sable Station Wagon: I am afraid of my wife Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mini (Austin, Morris and/or Rover): I have seen The Italian Job 25 times Mini (new one from BMW): I plan on seeing The Italian Job 25 times MGB: I am dating a mechanic Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either Nissan Maxima: I am still in the closet Nissan Sentra: I am an accountant and I voted for George W. Bush Nissan Tsuru: Soy contable y voté por Vicente Fox. Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Oldsmobile Bravada: I know, I know. I can't believe they're letting the Aztek live, either Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Opel Vectra: Ich habe wünschte immer zu eigenem den Saturn LS der deutschen Familie sedans. Plymouth Breeze: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a Mercedes-Benz product that is no longer being made. Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena Plymouth Voyager: I am still a soccer mom Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me Range Rover: I have always wanted to own the BMW X5 Ford Expedition of British SUVs Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me Rover 3500: I am married to a mechanic SAAB 900: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys Saturn ION: I do not care about Car and Driver or Automobile Magazine or their road tests Saturn LS200: I am in the Federal Witness Protection program Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill Saturn VUE: I have always wanted to own the Saturn of SUVs Suzuki Grand Vitara I do not want to know what it means Toyota Camry: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Biscayne of Japanese family sedans Toyota Corolla: I have always wanted to own the Chevrolet Prism of Japanese compact sedans Toyota Echo: I have always wanted to own a Japanese compact even uglier than the Datsun 710 Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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I have a 1967 Ford Mustang
40 miles on the rebuilt engine (289 with 4v) Dual Flowmaster Exhaust C4 Tranny Coupe Bright red What does that say about ME? _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Sared - Retired 
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It means you suck.  j/k
Anywho, I am thinking I should add some and take away some. How about you guys come up with a few? For instance: Lambroghini (any) Ford Thunderbird whatever... _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Arcuss - Student 
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Dude I don't even have a car. What's that say about me?
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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a GT500 (:eek : "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I hear ya Bubu! Even a piece of crap car costs a lot of money! It may have cost you only $200 to buy it, but then there's insurance, registration, maintainance, gas, etc. Unfortunately, here on Lawn Giland, you MUST have a car to get around. Unless you're taking the train into Manhattan, public transit here SUCKS!
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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hehe billy.. it's the first option combined with some other issues  _______________ make install -not war |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hehe
our guitar player drives an 1992 Jetta, so does our DJ. one TDI, one standard gas engine.... diesels are very very much liked here in austria. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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I drive a 2001 VW Jetta VR6. 2 years of payments left on it. toot toot!
And I've not had one engine fire. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Shadow Warrior - Student 
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Which one is it? _______________ - Shadow Warrior |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Bubu - it either says that you're too poor to afford a car, or that you're not old enough to drive one!
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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I don't have a car, but I have a Mitsubishi Rally Mountain Bike.. what does that say about me? _______________ make install -not war |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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hehehe...none of yours can beat my car..
Datson 180B _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Sared - Retired 
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LOL, wasting your car is a good way to get yourself to stop drinking. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Grem: HEY!!!
MoS: That sounds like fun, especially the getting stoned part!  I got to rip apart my uncles Renault LeCar, didn't get stoned though.
Fizz: Don't remember. 
Sared: I didn't see an AMC Gremlin on that list. A freind of mine had a tricked out Gremlin until he smacked it up. He quit drinking after that.
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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btw does anybody know the exact model of the "Wayne's World" "funmobile" ? _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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My friend bought a 78 Delta for $250 and drove it until it died.
Then we got stoned and shot the shit out of the car with a shotgun. _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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GremReaper - Student 
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Batting Billy:
Like a rock, It sinks in the mud and water.
1995 Ford Ranger 67,500 My baby. Build Tough. Still going, nothing outlast the ranger it keep on going, and going. _______________ Xfire--kdgremreaper |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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Volkswagen Golf: I _love_ my 12-year-old co-driver
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Sared - Retired
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If anyone else can think of one then put it here and I will add it.
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Sared - Retired
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fiZZ, you make me feel very grateful that we only pay $1.60 a gallon. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, u lucky bastards dont have to pay almost 4€ for one gallon _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Red Chevy S-10 Blazer
4x2 Standard transmission No radio (got half-stolen  I'll explain l8r)
164,000 mile and still going!!! One day, I'd like to put a 350 in it and restore the interior and exterior. I love my truck! It got me from here all the way to Phoenix, AZ and back (5200 miles round-trip) with just about everything I own in the back. ...and no, I wouldn't be caught dead in any Ford! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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muahahaa
luckily my car isnt on that list _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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