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Worst version of jingle bells ever Grandpa's drunk
Dec 20 2007 10:58pm

Carbonel
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Grandpa's Drunk Sung to the tune of jingle bells

Ly-ing in the snow with his bour-bon at his side
Grandpa's moving slow mouth hung open wide. Eyes like soft boiled eggs Searching for his drink He cannon move his legs and things are getting bad I think. Oh grandpa fell grandpa fell grandpa fell down drunk oh how sad it is to see him freeze into a chunk. grandpa fell grandpa fell down drunk oh how sad it is to see him freeze into a chunk.
Grandma limps around lookin' mighty miffed spies an icy mound is grandpa or a drift
Runs out in her robe to give him a fat lip when she tries to roll him home she falls and breaks her hip

Oh grandma fell grandma fell grandma fell kerplunk oh how sad it is to see her freeze into a chunk

Oh grandpa fell grandpa fell frandpa fell down drunk oh how sad it is to see both geezers freeze into a chunk

This is from the dysfunctional family christmas song book no offence in intended

This post was edited by Carbonel on Dec 20 2007 10:59pm.

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Dec 27 2007 04:07pm

Artex
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 Artex

rofl PASS
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Sluglife

Dec 27 2007 03:56am

KHSenatu
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 KHSenatu

i'm offended cuz of my grandparents bieng so frail that i can hert them just hugging them

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