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Sared - Retired  |
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!" 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL @ Ulic!
That reminds me of the scene in "Fletch" when Chevy Chase goes to the proctologist. He's talking with the doctor, then all of a sudden, "Moooooon River!" Funny stuff! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Yeah, see, about 1 1/2 years ago, I had to have one of these done (I had some random ulcers) (and yes, I am currently 21).
Anyways, you get so much air put in ya that you are just a riot with the ladies. Longest. Fart. Ever. So now I've shared something personal, to compete with the acacado-shoving going on here. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Sared - Retired 
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/me shoves an extra-large avacado up fiZaZZ'z @$$. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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LOL!!!
BTW - SNUGGLES!!! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!  - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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so, where is ma avacada, sandbed ? _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Sared - Retired 
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Dont you forget it fuZZ!  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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Amelia Arhart roflmfAO
Snuggex, u are my brother  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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