| The Yoda Song | |
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Loaf - ex-Student  |
(Sung to the Tune of "Lola" Al Yankovic I met him iin a swamp down in dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a respy voice he said Yoda Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I've been around but I ain't ever seen A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green Oh my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh My Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Now, I left home just a week before And I never ever been a Jedi before But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course He said, "go to Yoda and he'll show you the force" Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda So I used the force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks and I stood on my head But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said "Luke stay away from the darkser side And if you start to go astray let the force be your guide" Oh my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed Oh my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I heard all my friends really got in a mess So i'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess But I know I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey The long term contract i had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time. Dedicated to Hux and Bubu jeez, Al Yankovich really has a lot of time on his hands... _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I've got both CDs. Did you know that Weird Al actually tours? I had no idea 'til I saw him live a few years ago. It was a great show, that man can play a mean accordian!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Jello` - Student 
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That yoda song is pretty old, ive heard it before, but the saga begins is new, and i have that cd!! wierd al rules!! _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Jedi Deity - Ex-Student 
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I didn't mean anything i was like, I remember that song! type of surprise ya know wot i mean? i haven't heard it in ages i just remember the chorus you triggered my memory.  _______________ if you're in a fair fight, you didn't plan it properly This comment was edited by Jedi Deity on Apr 24 2003 07:35pm. |
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Rampage - Student 
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the "jedi song" and "yoda" songs are cool  listening to weird al now "merry christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!".... the "the night santa went crazy" song is cool too  |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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wow dedicated to me? thanks!! _______________ make install -not war |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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Huh....you talking to me? What're you talking about? I didn't write that song! _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Jedi Deity - Ex-Student
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Hey Flamori 1 that song is by weird Al Yankovic! great song though! _______________ if you're in a fair fight, you didn't plan it properly This comment was edited by Jedi Deity on Apr 24 2003 02:08pm. |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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it was icky... _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Rampage - Student
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WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHeRE WHERE WHERE WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?????? PLEEEEEEEEEEASE! Edit: buhuuuuuuuuu Edit2: i didn't mean this seariously. This comment was edited by Rampage on Apr 24 2003 04:04pm. |
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Rampage - Student 
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I am not asking you where u got that song!!! |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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EEEEEEEUUUUUUUWWWWW... I just heard "Yoda's bl*wjob"  Deleted it... after hearing it twice _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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TiTo (inactive) - Student
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I actually heard a bit of that Yoda song in a JK2 level... If you have ever tried the Emperors Deathstar by Zeus (my friend) you'll notice that song (for 8 secs) when Yoda enters the Throne Room! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Mistral - Ex-Student 
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Rofl The Saga Begins A long long time ago in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy... Oh my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force they say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I know who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy" He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Watch the Weird Al video here, http://www.sagabegins.com/ |
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Sniya - Student 
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too much free time _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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