| l337 0wnage (song/poem) | |
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Jake Kainite - Student  |
L337 0w/\/4G3 I’m a l337 Haxor I ownzor you all Now I’m at my peak Impossible to fall With my roxoring strafe jumping I am oh so fast I’m an amazing player How long will this last? With my amazing skills Your techniques aren’t worth poo I’ll jump around, kill some guy And then I’ll rocket you I am just so l337 I am so damn good Me with me, you’ll join the rest You will wind up dead I’ll cap you in the head Did you hear what I said? PH34R /\/\3 I’ll roxor you, you n00b Don’t you dare challenge me I’d cut you up and spit you out And you would hardly see You know that I’m the best I’m the one you should pH34R I sneak up behind your ass You wouldn’t even hear Don’t bitch at me bout laming And get on with the game Now quit with your complaining Your crap, I’m good, what a shame Whether deathmatch, CTF or some other mod The principles all the same I’ll own your ass n00b You will cower at my name Don’t even speak to me You are not worthy You bitch like my mum And you fight like a girly So now you’ve been creamed What you gonna do? Betta run away n00b Before I ownzor j00 This is a joke rhyme I posted on the JKII.net forums where all the l337 people of the community hang out, some laughed then realised it was directed at them. They weren't happy to put it lightly........ _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side  |
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Buzz - Student 
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Ahha, I found it Jake. It was only on Page 9. I really do like reading what Shock~unnamed had to say about if you want to play a certain gametype or certain way then find a server that does that and play there. I see him talking crap in other posts about servers he goes to and doesn't like the way things are done on their server. Hypocrisy is such a great thing. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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L337 0w/V4G3  _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Jake is quite the poet lately! Funny stuff! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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hehe jake you da man! _______________ make install -not war |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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LOL _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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nah sorry man, posted it ages ago, before the forum switch round. Besdies they only have the last 2 pages of threads, and it'd be like page 12 now or something. All the regular peeps had a go at it though, Luc Solar, Shock Unamed, Detritic-iq, Spider-Al. If these people are supposedly so good, why do they spend all their time on the forums (played detritic, he's not as good as he's made out), and why, if they're so good do they put other people down ? Surely they could use their skills and goodness to improve the community, or would that be to helpful ?Oops, lets not turn this into a negative bad feeling thread, otherwise I'll start going off on a rant. _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Buzz - Student
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you have a link to that thread jake, I hate the people that claim their 1337 and have great skillz and then talk about all these lamers and fanboys they 0wn that are ruining the gaming community. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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