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Plos rhyme/poem for jake
Apr 28 2003 01:12am

Plo Koon
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Plo Koon

Jake Jake
Hes our man
He rhymes like snoop
but has no head
I chopped him up
and went to bed.

Jake Jake hes THE man
If he cant rhyme then plo can :P
Last time you know its true...
ill say it one more time just for you

Jake Jake
hes the man
Rhymes like snoop
while your going poo


He doesnt stop there,
Its too late,
he'll rhyme once more then saber you.




LOL i suck :o :cool:
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This post was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 29 2003 04:40am.

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May 01 2003 12:35am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

lol jake teaches me the ways of the rhyme's :D
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Apr 30 2003 11:29pm

Jake Kainite
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No no no, you got it all wrong, that bit isn't in the same format. The first 2 rhyme, the third is a lead up, and the alst one rhymes with the first 2 :) like a lymeric he he. Thought it was a good effect..........
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Apr 30 2003 11:05pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

when jake fights,
its all a fluke,
he always,
wants to make me pewck,


Its ok jake,
dont say a word,
when you speak.
it makes me want,
to buy a ford,

Ford,
found,
on,
road,
dead,
thats the truth,
i fight him one last time,
it cant be true!.


~~~~~~~
i see the hidden rhyming powers now :P
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Apr 30 2003 11:00pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

LOL :D
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Apr 30 2003 10:37pm

Buzz
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 Buzz

Jake, while your Slower and disaster line ends with the same letters, they don't really rhyme. When you speak those outloud they do not sound like a rhyme to me at all :P
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Apr 30 2003 09:52pm

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

*smacks forehead*

Ok the bit where you put flukes, that rhymes with what exactly ? Same with booze.

There this eveil jedi master
He's called luke
He beats me 5 times in a row
but its all just fluke :)
See he don't stand a chance
when I do my saber thing
there could be many reasons for losing
but I blame my ping :)

He's a medium stance mastah!!
But light stance is fastah...
red one is slower
but causes disaster
So luke I tell you
one day I'll win again
just like the olden days
you'll feel my pain.......


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This comment was edited by Jake Kainite on May 01 2003 10:11am.

Apr 30 2003 06:26pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

LOL here goes.......

Yeah thats jake,
He thinks he's,
so cool,
But when he fights,
Hes a toad stool.


Dont get me wrong,
Billy's here too,
But when he duels,
he'll trip,
and win on a fluke!.

Jakes back,
oh great,
but when he rhymes,
it makes my ears,
break,

This was a story,
about duels,
jake and billy
where in it too,
but when they rhyme,
they always spill their,
Booze!.



:D better then other :^P
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This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 30 2003 06:30pm.

Apr 30 2003 05:33pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Try again Plo, you'll get it!!!
:)

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Apr 29 2003 01:22am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

:mad:...
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This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 29 2003 04:38am.

Apr 28 2003 08:25pm

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

Yeah Billy, you've got dah moves :)

Plo, sorry m8, I'm still not feeling it from you.....
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Apr 28 2003 05:42pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

OK, I suk at this, but I'll give it a shot:

WELLLLLLLLLLL......
Plo thinks he's cool,
with his Springstien pic,
Truth of the matter,
he keeps playing with his *bleep*

He kills me and beats me,
on the Word Story thread,
If he does it anymore,
gonna kick 'em in the head!

Jake may seem,
like an OK guy,
but if you think he's good,
you've got to be high,

He likes to hang out,
and write some rap,
but when you read it,
it sounds like crap!

:D All in good fun fellas :D

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Apr 28 2003 05:20pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

woa jake you da man! :P :D lemme try again! :P



I sit there playing guitar
Hours at hand
but when i play outcast
i bust ya ass


Have no fear
Plo's here
slice ya
dice ya
and chop you in two
No wonder... you
fight like poo


Jake comes along
Hes hard to fight
But in skills
He takes flight!

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This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 29 2003 04:39am.

Apr 28 2003 11:39am

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

Lol, its not hard, just think of a word, like.....erm Chair, then think of something that rhymes with it, and can be connected by topic :) For example....

The council members
sit on a high chair
they treat people with respect
They treat everyone fair
no one knows
what they'll do next
your profile pic
can be image or text :D

Now its time
to big up the holocron
if you wanna help out
please go on, come along
Its gonna include
lots of info and knowledge
store the details
lap it up like porridge

Ruuk, MoS,
the others and me
we don't get paid for it
we're making it free
We've spent lots of time
try'n to get it right
so you can improve
your style, your fight.

See, simple..........
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Apr 28 2003 10:52am

Bubu
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 Bubu

*claps and cheers*

... yeah what's your secret? :P
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Apr 28 2003 10:18am

Barabbas
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 Barabbas

How do you do it Jake? Awesome man!:D
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Apr 28 2003 10:05am

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

A comeback ey ?......

*clears throat* Uhhhhh hmmmmm

Plo's not bad
He's just mad
He's thinks he's kool
He's not, thats sad

(slow bit)
He's l337 rhymer
Look at his profile ID
He's an old timer
When he's dueling he looks like
A 70's disco jiver

(normal speed :D)
Don't get annoyed at plo
just pity him
Its not his fault he's wrong
Thats just his thing
Yuo telling me
I'm rhyme like snoop ?
That d00d got nothing
he is poop

Jakes the new guy
on the scene
Make enemys fear
make girls scream

what was that?
bout calling me poo
If I see you again
i'll explode all over y'all
No offence
but you're butt ugly plo
Now this rhymes over
time to go

:D Sorry if its a bit below par, I've only taken 2 minutes since i'm in a Uni lecture....... Couldn't let this slide though without replying :)

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This comment was edited by Jake Kainite on Apr 28 2003 10:07am.

Apr 28 2003 07:19am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

:o
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This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 28 2003 07:19am.

Apr 28 2003 06:55am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

hahaha

u are right... u do suck ;)

*runs away*
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Apr 28 2003 06:54am

Bubu
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 Bubu

w00t! i'd like to see the Jake comeback :P
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Apr 28 2003 04:54am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

ROTFL

a pure classic there
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